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I thought the pumps have a safety that'll disconnect them if you try to drive off? that's what the attendant told me at the station near me
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:I thought the pumps have a safety that'll disconnect them if you try to drive off? that's what the attendant told me at the station near me Did you read any of this at all?
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Dec 3, 2019 21:31
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:I thought the pumps have a safety that'll disconnect them if you try to drive off? that's what the attendant told me at the station near me Big Beef City posted:Did you read any of this at all? 
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Dec 3, 2019 21:32
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Literally A Person posted:I read both of these as "potato." Tomato, tomato?
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Dec 3, 2019 21:42
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Jay_Zombie posted:Tomato, tomato? Both tomatoes. I think you're doing it wrong.
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Dec 3, 2019 21:49
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Big Beef City posted:Did you read any of this at all? lol
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Dec 3, 2019 21:51
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Literally A Person posted:Both tomatoes. I think you're doing it wrong. Potato, tomato!!!!
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Dec 3, 2019 21:56
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Let's call the whole thing off!
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Dec 3, 2019 22:11
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if you do this with a electric charger your car explodes immediately
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Chinatown posted:if you do this with a electric charger your car explodes immediately Tonight on the 11 o'clock news!
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Chinatown posted:if you do this with a electric charger your car explodes immediately I learned recently that some electric cars have a regular car battery that can go dead in the cold and you can’t drive the fuckin piece of poo poo until you get someone to jump start your electric car because it can’t jump itself or start from the fuckin giant rear end battery in it
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Dec 4, 2019 00:57
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Partycat posted:I learned recently that some electric cars have a regular car battery that can go dead in the cold and you can’t drive the fuckin piece of poo poo until you get someone to jump start your electric car because it can’t jump itself or start from the fuckin giant rear end battery in it The traction battery is isolated from the electronics system on almost (all?) electric cars for safety, engineering and various other reasons but the low voltage system should automatically tend itself. If the low voltage battery dies dies, like, completely goes bad where it can't start up the high voltage system that can happen but it's like any other car battery, as long as you don't ignore it for YEARS you won't have that problem.
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Dec 4, 2019 01:59
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Shut up TO
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Dec 4, 2019 03:05
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my hybrid has 2 regular car batteries ontop of the bigass gently caress you battery so like im sure all electric vehicles have at least as many. jump starting someone from the trunk gets a fun reaction when they realize
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Dec 4, 2019 03:11
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Piggy Smalls posted:I went yesterday to the gas station because the lady kept telling me I had to come in to write an accident report. I have to admit that I was mad and thought that I was going to talk smack because I already told her I’d pay what was needed. Well as I got to the place I saw the lady was speaking to another lady and she was handing a notepad back to the chevron lady. As she left the chevron lady told me hello and also said that the lady that just left had pulled he hose out of pump 4. She then told me “I told you it happens all the time.” is she hot?
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Dec 4, 2019 03:18
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Big Beef City posted:Shut up TO His i3 isn’t even a real electric car.
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Dec 4, 2019 03:39
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bird with big dick posted:His i3 isn’t even a real electric car. What?
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Dec 4, 2019 05:25
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Three Olives posted:What? its pretty plainly stated. its not real.
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The i2, on the other hand, is real but bad.
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Dec 4, 2019 05:55
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I like driving a Corolla because it is cheap but also a 3 series cause it lets everyone know my dick is real big and also I gently caress pussy bro
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Dec 4, 2019 06:04
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Who is Pussy Bro
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Big Beef City posted:Who is Pussy Bro A God drat national treasure is what he is.
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Dec 4, 2019 07:36
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I'm just going to pose this question again: what do you do in the Jersey area when you need gas for a motorcycle? Do you stand there awkwardly as they pump your gas and look over their shoulder so they don't spill gas all over the place? Offer them a handjob as a tip before you hop back on and take off? Someone help me out here; I may be headed up that way in the next year or two.
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Dec 4, 2019 08:20
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Let them slip the nozzle between your legs and stare them down as they pump it in. That's how motorcycles work right?
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Dec 4, 2019 08:26
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Outrail posted:Let them slip the nozzle between your legs and stare them down as they pump it in. Well, actually, the nozzle would go between my rear end cheeks. But functionally, yes.
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Dec 4, 2019 08:31
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Motorcycles are exempt but the attendant still has to operate the pump, so they swipe your card and hand you the nozzle.
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Dec 4, 2019 08:37
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SNiPER_Magnum posted:Motorcycles are exempt but the attendant still has to operate the pump, so they swipe your card and hand you the nozzle. Lmao why are Americans so stupid at everything
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Lmao why are Americans so stupid at everything To be fair, only a small portion of the US does this. E: But we are stupid at everything, that is true.
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Dec 4, 2019 09:03
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I like driving my lifted F-150 because it causes people to accuse me of having a small dick which gives me a reason to pull out and show them my big dick but it’s also kind of awkward because I’m a grower so I have to pull it out and jerk it for a couple minutes and sometimes they run away while that’s happening so they think their small dick suspicions were confirmed and then I feel sad.
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Dec 4, 2019 18:09
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bird with big dick posted:I like driving my lifted F-150 because it causes people to accuse me of having a small dick which gives me a reason to pull out and show them my big dick but it’s also kind of awkward because I’m a grower so I have to pull it out and jerk it for a couple minutes and sometimes they run away while that’s happening so they think their small dick suspicions were confirmed and then I feel sad. Hey I think we used to carpool together
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Dec 4, 2019 18:27
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idiot op got owned by gas station https://imgur.com/LKNFIKY.mp4 next time, pedal to the metal
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Dec 6, 2019 09:48
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It's meant to do that, just a small, quick-change replaceable part for exactly that type of situation
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Dec 6, 2019 17:02
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OMFG FURRY posted:idiot op got owned by gas station "And it was all because the man in the red shirt was on his phone." ~ Guy Who Writes The Warning Labels For Gas Pumps
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Dec 6, 2019 17:03
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Big Beef City posted:Did you read any of this at all? what the gently caress?!
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op I skipped a lot of pages but has anyone asked you if you drive off with your dick still inside of the prostitute too???
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:op I skipped a lot of pages but has anyone asked you if you drive off with your dick still inside of the prostitute too??? I prefer to keep my dick in your moms mouth...so to answer your question YES
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Dec 6, 2019 19:54
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I work in auto insurance and had this exact thing happen in a claim not that long ago. I was actually confused as this happened all the loving time when I managed a gas station and we had the safety releases on the hoses. I never took anyone's insurance info for those.
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Dec 6, 2019 19:55
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i had a gas pump problem a little while ago. my new car has a pop-out gas tank lid that froze shut. i love how there's no lip on it to pull it open manually anymore, it's so convenient
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Mozi posted:i had a gas pump problem a little while ago. my new car has a pop-out gas tank lid that froze shut. i love how there's no lip on it to pull it open manually anymore, it's so convenient You're supposed to carry a lighter with you to warm it up in that event.
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Three Olives posted:The traction battery is isolated from the electronics system on almost (all?) electric cars for safety, engineering and various other reasons but the low voltage system should automatically tend itself. If the low voltage battery dies dies, like, completely goes bad where it can't start up the high voltage system that can happen but it's like any other car battery, as long as you don't ignore it for YEARS you won't have that problem. This has happened half a dozen times to the new electric smart four two I’ve been interacting with so I guess it’s a piece of poo poo
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