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Heather Papps

hello friend


rule three, if you're hanging with a pal, be a good friend and clean their bong but remember rule one



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Hitting the bong is plain wrong,
Breathe, in, slow, deep, long.
Violence doesn't solve anything,
Hear, listen, let the weedwolf sing.

It is time to chill out, boy scout,
Search, don't destroy, look about.
Emerald green, slicker than Charlie Sheen,
This is lifeblood, riches, our magic bean.

Join me brothers in bongs,
Sing with me, our fabelous songs.
It is me, the ganja master,
It is the time to go faster...

AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW

<3 <3 Vanisher

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Uxzuigal posted:

Hitting the bong is plain wrong,
Breathe, in, slow, deep, long.
Violence doesn't solve anything,
Hear, listen, let the weedwolf sing.

It is time to chill out, boy scout,
Search, don't destroy, look about.
Emerald green, slicker than Charlie Sheen,
This is lifeblood, riches, our magic bean.

Join me brothers in bongs,
Sing with me, our fabelous songs.
It is me, the ganja master,
It is the time to go faster...

AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW

Stoner Sloth

kid, you should never throw a bong







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Uxzuigal posted:

Hitting the bong is plain wrong,
Breathe, in, slow, deep, long.
Violence doesn't solve anything,
Hear, listen, let the weedwolf sing.

It is time to chill out, boy scout,
Search, don't destroy, look about.
Emerald green, slicker than Charlie Sheen,
This is lifeblood, riches, our magic bean.

Join me brothers in bongs,
Sing with me, our fabelous songs.
It is me, the ganja master,
It is the time to go faster...

AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREW

:negative:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03212014

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
In a rush in the morning, but don't have time to eat breakfast and bong? Try this neat #bonghack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHvRv-PCMI

nut

nobody talk about bong club

Escape From Noise

Evil Buddyong

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Heather Papps posted:

once i cleaned a glass bowl that was clogged with resin and then took an oreo, and scooped out some of the creme, then like, stuck a pea sized chunk of resin in the cookie, then ate it


i slept very, very well that night but my girlfriend said my mouth tasted like an ashtray

How would she know?

Heather Papps

hello friend


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

How would she know?

we watched a lot of kids in the hall and there's a really good sketch where a couple is getting ready for bed, and i think scott thompson is smoking a cigarette, and his like, german immigrant boyfriend is like "oh i hate kissing you after you smoke, it tastes like kissing an ashtray" and then he thinks he's clever, and then he gets made fun of because he thought he made up the turn of phrase, and then the sketch becomes about how because english is not his mother tounge he feels stupid sometimes, and then it's a very touching scene.

this is a hard thing to search for on youtube, so i had to describe it as i remember it.


anyways yeah she was doing a thing women who are in love with me do which is like, try and callback jokes to stuff we like, or i like?

the main thing i like in a woman is a good sense of humour, that's honestly been the only common thread of my romances.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

You have to play The Bong Song by Sisqó before lighting it.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You have to play The Bong Song by Sisqó before lighting it.

Let me hit that boo ooo ooong,
That bongbubongonong



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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