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Modus Man posted:Perfect so far, now watch it all burn to the ground. No offense to the good cunts down under. We're winning we're winning! I think I put Miata as two more answers
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The last Dodge to excite me at all since they made the Viper into a functional car was the Dart Rallye, and that was just a rebadged FIAT
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I was gonna answer Taycan but i thought it wasn’t on sale yet
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Honestly you shouldn't let that stop you, half the poo poo we answer is made up anyway. I know I didn't fact check most of mine 
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MrChips posted:Question 1: If you ask me, this is the most exciting car on sale today. FOR SHAME!
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Dec 24, 2019 13:18
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You're right, it shouldn't be on sale.
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slothrop posted:
You think you’re disappointed, I chose a turbo charged, super charged Volvo station wagon. Maybe it doesn’t come in brown?
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My goal is to try to sheep every answer but to sheep with as few people as possible. I thought the Type-R was going to be a shoe-in for that.
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MrChips posted:Basically it was "people who specified the C8, and those who didn't." I feel justified in doing so since both the C7 and C8 are both on sale right now. Son of a gun. I even checked to be sure c8 was actually for sale but didn't think it needed specifying. No argument on points, it is what it is. Also lol at anything Nissan. I nearly put a Nissan but couldn't decide and assumed there wouldn't be any consensus on one model! I was rightish. Meanwhile I thought the new Priuses were at least a little spicy.
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Question 3: In my opinion, this is the most important and defining characteristic of a luxury car, by far.   Question 4: When I am shopping around for a beater car, I’m unwilling to spend more than ___________.    Answers soon...
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Question 3: In my opinion, this is the most important and defining characteristic of a luxury car, by far. Ride quality - 10 No Wake Seat Safety Switch CannonFodder StormDrain heffray eaten by a grue Deeters Slung Blade Fermented Tinal Freelop Comfort - 8 IOwnCalculus toplitzin nadmonk NumbersMatching320i SharkyTM Wrar Terrible Robot pr0craztinazn Quietness - 7 Elmnt80 turb meatpimp Alarbus LloydDobler Bajaha Bentai High-Quality Materials (leather, metal, wood, etc) - 6 The Door Frame superdylan Korwen The Royal Nonesuch Chunjee Beverly Cleavage Build Quality - 5 Liquid Communism McTinkerson InitialDave Kazinsal Nebakenezzer Price - 3 Fender Anarchist ephphatha Somewhat Heroic Speed & Class - 2 bolind sirr0bin Gigantic terrifying maw - 2 Dadliest Worrier Modus Man Cooled seats - 2 CornHolio Nitrospazzz ACES: Drinks globe/hidden bar - Stevobob Room for dead hookers in the trunk - CAT INTERCEPTOR The under column junk vent - cursedshitbox How many oligarchs buy it - luminalflux door umbrellas - slothrop Velvet - Elephanthead Headlight Wipers - Maksimus54 (blank) - builds character Presence - Powershift If I can select options individually (no forced 24” wheels to get all the airbags, etc) - Charles Dashboard - nitsuga Looking expensive - Grakkus Question 4: When I am shopping around for a beater car, I’m unwilling to spend more than ___________. $1000 - 14 McTinkerson CornHolio sirr0bin CannonFodder Powershift Bajaha Charles Freelop Modus Man Nitrospazzz pr0craztinazn Fermented Tinal Terrible Robot Alarbus $2000 - 12 bolind IOwnCalculus luminalflux Kazinsal slothrop Nebakenezzer Beverly Cleavage Chunjee StormDrain heffray meatpimp Grakkus $3000 - 6 nitsuga The Door Frame NumbersMatching320i Elmnt80 Elephanthead Deeters $2500 - 5 Seat Safety Switch No Wake toplitzin SharkyTM Maksimus54 $5000 - 5 Stevobob Somewhat Heroic turb eaten by a grue Bentai $1500 - 5 The Royal Nonesuch nadmonk Dadliest Worrier LloydDobler builds character $4000 - 3 Wrar Slung Blade Fender Anarchist ACES: $30k - Liquid Communism 5 dead hookers - CAT INTERCEPTOR approximately one tank of fuel during the second half of Bush II's reign. - cursedshitbox About a week's pay - InitialDave a case of beer - ephphatha $3300 - Korwen 500 - superdylan
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Here in AZ, seems like everything under $1k either can't be titled or doesn't run. Can't be much of a beater if it can't be driven.
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Yeah, no way a $1000 Craigslist car is going to pass inspection in New England
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Deeters posted:Yeah, no way a $1000 Craigslist car is going to pass inspection in New England Does the $1000 include what you leave in the glove box?
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I typoed the hell out of that one, was supposed to be $3k since anything less here is 50% rust and air by volume.
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Same reaction, if you're only putting up a grand you ain't been on Craig's in a minute. Or you live in methtopia.
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Liquid Communism posted:I typoed the hell out of that one, was supposed to be $3k since anything less here is 50% rust and air by volume. "oh Michael it's a BEATER! How much could it cost, thirty thousand dollars?"
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StormDrain posted:"oh Michael it's a BEATER! How much could it cost, thirty thousand dollars?"  $1,000 a magic number but yeah, you ain't getting much for that much.
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Here you can't get poo poo-all for under $2k that moves under its own power, but $3k might get you something that'll pass inspection and be a beater and not a project. I also forgot about the Jimny in the earlier questions, because it's not for sale here.  Bottom 10 gently caress yeah
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Deeters posted:Yeah, no way a $1000 Craigslist car is going to pass inspection in New England A $1k beater in Ontario has a good chance of coming with a safety already done. I only put $1k down because I was worried $500 was gonna be top sheep even though $500 is what I'd consider true beater territory. My $1k is in Canadian dollars. Top 15, ugh. This is not what I wanted.
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MrChips posted:Question 3: In my opinion, this is the most important and defining characteristic of a luxury car, by far.
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Fermented Tinal posted:A $1k beater in Ontario has a good chance of coming with a safety already done. I only put $1k down because I was worried $500 was gonna be top sheep even though $500 is what I'd consider true beater territory. See to me a beater is a vehicle which while cheap and trashy I could keep as my sole registered vehicle for 2-5 years and not at any point worry about whether I can get to work or have to do large surprise repairs in a snowbank. That, these days, around here is a 3k car either upfront or bought cheaper and made up with initial repairs. I've been lucky once or twice to find good cars much cheaper than that (and worse ones for more cake) but if I'm looking that's my budget.
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I play the auctions, $1k could actually get me 5 beaters, but my neighbors would hate me.
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Powershift posted:I play the auctions, $1k could actually get me 5 beaters, but my neighbors would hate me. Wasn't the super duty like $750? You live in a magic place.
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StormDrain posted:
Haha yep. Bought my truck for 800 and my jeep for 50, but it's basically methville here.
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StormDrain posted:Wasn't the super duty like $750? You live in a magic place. It’s all about right place and right time with a sprinkle of luck. Not including fuel I don’t think I have $3k into the Lincoln in 5 years and it’s still snapping necks.
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Powershift posted:I play the auctions, $1k could actually get me 5 beaters, but my neighbors would hate me. When the local cops here started offloading CVPIs, you could get them at auction for a few hundred dollars each. Fleet-maintained and w/safety. They are probably the cheapest "beater" you can get in Ontario and, while they are usually hogged out and have a billion km on them, they aren't the worst vehicles on the road by a long shot. I kinda regret not doing buying one back when they were a common sight at auction but, if I was gonna get a Ford cop car it would have to be an 80s LTD P72. Basically, in rural Ontario you can offload a shitpile-but-running car for a couple hundred bucks and probably see it on the road with plates the same day. Lots of people do get valid safety inspects but there is no shortage of mechanics willing to charge 250-300 (roughly twice the cost of legitimate) to take on the risk of saying your shitheap is roadworthy. It's theoretically possible you could end up paying more for the bum safety than the car. Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Dec 25, 2019 |
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MrChips posted:Question 3: In my opinion, this is the most important and defining characteristic of a luxury car, by far. Read that question completely wrong
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Whoever put Tesla for Number 6 is wrong.
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Scores after question 6: Bajaha - 76 No Wake - 69 Fermented Tinal - 69 meatpimp - 67 luminalflux - 66 pr0craztinazn - 66 IOwnCalculus - 65 Kazinsal - 65 Somewhat Heroic - 65 Nitrospazzz - 64 turb - 61 superdylan - 61 Liquid Communism - 60 Elephanthead - 59 nadmonk - 59 Powershift - 59 nitsuga - 59 LloydDobler - 59 Terrible Robot - 59 Nebakenezzer - 57 Wrar - 57 Chunjee - 56 builds character - 56 The Royal Nonesuch - 55 slothrop - 55 sirr0bin - 54 bolind - 53 Seat Safety Switch - 52 Modus Man - 52 Fender Anarchist - 52 Korwen - 51 Elmnt80 - 49 Maksimus54 - 49 StormDrain - 47 heffray - 47 Stevobob - 46 McTinkerson - 46 InitialDave - 46 Beverly Cleavage - 46 Freelop - 46 Dadliest Worrier - 45 Grakkus - 44 Alarbus - 44 toplitzin - 43 SharkyTM - 43 CannonFodder - 42 Deeters - 41 Charles - 40 CornHolio - 35 eaten by a grue - 32 Bentai - 30 The Door Frame - 28 Slung Blade - 27 NumbersMatching320i - 22 ephphatha - 16 cursedshitbox - 10 CAT INTERCEPTOR - 6 Be sure to return tomorrow for our the reveal of Questions 7 and 8! Merry Christmas to all!
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Oh god, top three, this is a sheep game disaster.
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MrChips posted:Question 5: This brand makes the most reliable cars on the road today. Are you all living in 2000? Toyota has slipped badly.
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69 - NICE E - who's really reliable still? Upscale euro stuff is legendary with their finicky weird issues, Japanese imports have slipped in reliability, domestics aren't known to be trouble free, Koreans are getting better but still need some improvement and have had some bad stuff go out in recent years. In all honesty most are pretty drat reliable across the board but other than Toyota and Honda coasting on their reputation from the 90's, who else would be top dog for reliability? Bajaha fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Dec 26, 2019 |
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Dang noone else went for the obvious joke answer?
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Fiat / Chrysler / Fiat-Chrysler should all count as the same answer, imo. It's one company.
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I think my answers got crossed up somehow? Results for the first couple were correct but my answers were mostly worse than what I've received credit for.
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