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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I tried to do it, i hope i did it right. I hope it isn't immediately obvious when my brain crashed and i started phoning it in

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Two and a bit days left to get your answers in, and I've heard from 41 players:

Beverly Cleavage
bolind
builds character
CannonFodder
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Chunjee
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
Deeters
eaten by a grue
Elephanthead
Elmnt80
ephphatha
heffray
InitialDave
IOwnCalculus
Kazinsal
Korwen
Liquid Communism
luminalflux
Maksimus54
McTinkerson
meatpimp
nadmonk
Nebakenezzer
No Wake
NumbersMatching320i
Powershift
Seat Safety Switch
SharkyTM
sirr0bin
slothrop
Somewhat Heroic
Stevobob
StormDrain
superdylan
The Door Frame
The Royal Nonesuch
toplitzin
turb
Wrar

If you've sent your answers in and don't see your name here, let me know; otherwise, let's keep this train rolling!

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



I've made it before the deadline. Wishy washing between trying to sheep and going with my gut. Let's see how this goes. BAAAAAH

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

Finally typed up my answers.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Sent in, I was a bit wordy on ones I think will be wolf answers.

nitsuga
Jan 1, 2007

Sent in my answers. I don't expect to be a winner, but who knows.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Glad you kept spamming the chat thread with this because I kept forgetting to submitt answers.
Sent in some rubbish now!

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Still stuck on the first one.

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Okay, sent. I did the same thing this year as last year: started out with jokey answers and then slowly ground them into the sheepiest poo poo a sheep ever shat because I MUST WIN THIS GAME and IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR and most of you are probably funnier anyway

Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat
Ok I’m in, and I expect to land squarely in the middle of the pack. Because I’m a square, man

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Middle of pack answers submitted

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Submitted, I tried to keep it to an even mix of wolf and sheep.

pr0craztinazn
Feb 24, 2006
Submitted. Hopefully there will be a rush of responses right before the deadline, in true AI fashion.

Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat

pr0craztinazn posted:

Submitted. Hopefully there will be a rush of responses right before the deadline, in true AI fashion.

username/post :golf clap:

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Can't let us be below 50 players, so last minute drunken entry. Let's see if I do better or worse while inebriated.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Just a few hours left to get your answers in, and we're currently sitting at 53 players!

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Answers sent

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010
Sent!

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Answers sent!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

And that's time...in total, I heard from 57 players:

Alarbus
Bajaha
Bentai
Beverly Cleavage
bolind
builds character
CannonFodder
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Charles
Chunjee
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
Dadliest Worrier
Deeters
eaten by a grue
Elephanthead
Elmnt80
ephphatha
Fender Anarchist
Fermented Tinal
Freelop
Grakkus
heffray
InitialDave
IOwnCalculus
Kazinsal
Korwen
Liquid Communism
LloydDobler
luminalflux
Maksimus54
McTinkerson
meatpimp
Modus Man
nadmonk
Nebakenezzer
Nitrospazzz
nitsuga
No Wake
NumbersMatching320i
Powershift
pr0craztinazn
Seat Safety Switch
SharkyTM
sirr0bin
slothrop
Slung Blade
Somewhat Heroic
Stevobob
StormDrain
superdylan
Terrible Robot
The Door Frame
The Royal Nonesuch
toplitzin
turb
Wrar

If you sent me your answers and don't see your name here, please let me know ASAP! Thank you to everyone who participated, and good luck to all when the reveals start tomorrow afternoon!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: If you ask me, this is the most exciting car on sale today.








Question 2: On the other hand, this is the most boring car on sale today.






Answers soon...

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Looks like I'm a sheep for #2

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 1: If you ask me, this is the most exciting car on sale today.

Mazda Miata - 9
sirr0bin
McTinkerson
CannonFodder
Charles
nitsuga
Freelop
Dadliest Worrier
Modus Man
Bentai

C8 Corvette - 9
Kazinsal
Beverly Cleavage
Korwen
superdylan
meatpimp
Powershift
Deeters
Bajaha
Grakkus

Corvette - 5
StormDrain
heffray
The Royal Nonesuch
Slung Blade
Fender Anarchist

Tesla Model 3 - 3
bolind
Stevobob
Nitrospazzz

Dodge Hellcat - 3
CornHolio
turb
SharkyTM

Tesla Cybertruck - 3
LloydDobler
ephphatha
Chunjee

Ford GT - 2
Liquid Communism
No Wake

Dacia Sandero - 2
Maksimus54
pr0craztinazn

Porsche Taycan - 2
eaten by a grue
Terrible Robot

ACES:

Honda e - Seat Safety Switch
VW ID3 - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Alfa Romeo 4C Spider - The Door Frame
Mazda 3 TCR - toplitzin
F-type Jag - NumbersMatching320i
The HEMTT - cursedshitbox
Koenigsegg Regera - IOwnCalculus
Morgan 3-wheeler - InitialDave
Bugatti Veyron - luminalflux
Toyota Supra/BMW Z Roadster - Elmnt80
Suzuki Jimny - slothrop
Tesla - Elephanthead
Dodge Demon - Somewhat Heroic
Alfa Romeo Giulia - nadmonk
Aerial Atom - Nebakenezzer
Alpine A110S - Wrar
Volvo V60 Polestar - builds character
Honda Civic Type-R - Fermented Tinal
Tesla Model S - Alarbus




Question 2: On the other hand, this is the most boring car on sale today.

Toyota Prius - 12
Liquid Communism
No Wake
toplitzin
sirr0bin
luminalflux
Elephanthead
Somewhat Heroic
turb
SharkyTM
Dadliest Worrier
Modus Man
Grakkus

Toyota Camry - 5
The Royal Nonesuch
IOwnCalculus
builds character
LloydDobler
Alarbus

Mitsubishi Mirage - 5
The Door Frame
Kazinsal
StormDrain
heffray
Charles

Nissan Versa - 4
eaten by a grue
pr0craztinazn
Fermented Tinal
Bentai

Toyota Corolla - 3
Beverly Cleavage
McTinkerson
nitsuga

Anything Nissan - 2
Stevobob
Bajaha

Chevy Spark - 2
NumbersMatching320i
Freelop

ACES:

Ford EcoSport - Seat Safety Switch
Ford Mustang - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Chrysler Pacifica - bolind
Nissan Sentra - CornHolio
Anything with a goddamned CVT. - cursedshitbox
BMW 2 series Active Tourer - InitialDave
Any generic crossover - Elmnt80
Hyundai i30 - ephphatha
anything Mitsubishi - slothrop
Nissan Rogue - nadmonk
Anything not a Miata - CannonFodder
Dodge Journey - Nebakenezzer
Porsche 911 - Maksimus54
ford focus - Chunjee
Nissan Murano - Wrar
Any American luxury boat, Buick, or Lincoln - Korwen
Hyundai Accent - superdylan
Ford Escape - meatpimp
C7 Corvette - Powershift
Mazda CX-5 - Deeters
Toyota Yaris - Slung Blade
Tesla Model 3 - Nitrospazzz
Honda CR-V - Terrible Robot
Tesla Model S - Fender Anarchist

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 2:

sirr0bin - 21
Dadliest Worrier - 21
Modus Man - 21
Grakkus - 21
turb - 15
SharkyTM - 15
Liquid Communism - 14
No Wake - 14
Kazinsal - 14
Charles - 14
toplitzin - 13
luminalflux - 13
Elephanthead - 13
Somewhat Heroic - 13
Bentai - 13
McTinkerson - 12
Beverly Cleavage - 12
nitsuga - 12
Bajaha - 11
Freelop - 11
The Royal Nonesuch - 10
CannonFodder - 10
StormDrain - 10
heffray - 10
Korwen - 10
superdylan - 10
meatpimp - 10
Powershift - 10
Deeters - 10
LloydDobler - 8
The Door Frame - 6
IOwnCalculus - 6
eaten by a grue - 6
builds character - 6
Slung Blade - 6
pr0craztinazn - 6
Alarbus - 6
Fender Anarchist - 6
Stevobob - 5
Fermented Tinal - 5
bolind - 4
CornHolio - 4
ephphatha - 4
Chunjee - 4
Nitrospazzz - 4
NumbersMatching320i - 3
Maksimus54 - 3
Terrible Robot - 3
Seat Safety Switch - 2
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 2
cursedshitbox - 2
InitialDave - 2
Elmnt80 - 2
slothrop - 2
nadmonk - 2
Nebakenezzer - 2
Wrar - 2

Be sure to return tomorrow for our the reveal of Questions 3 and 4!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ah, gently caress, I knew I forgot to do something!

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Naked Bear posted:

Ah, gently caress, I knew I forgot to do something!

Ironically this puts you in 4th place

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I can only assume you lot have never seen a BMW 2 series Active Tourer.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

InitialDave posted:

I can only assume you lot have never seen a BMW 2 series Active Tourer.

Not until now, no. Daaaaaamn thats a bad car

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

How did you determine the Corvette / C8 Corvette delineation, MrChips? I can see an argument either way.

I also defy anyone to look at a current base spec Ford Escape and show me something more boring.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

InitialDave posted:

I can only assume you lot have never seen a BMW 2 series Active Tourer.

It's not the only front wheel drive 2-series they have now, either.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

meatpimp posted:

How did you determine the Corvette / C8 Corvette delineation, MrChips? I can see an argument either way.

Basically it was "people who specified the C8, and those who didn't." I feel justified in doing so since both the C7 and C8 are both on sale right now.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

InitialDave posted:

I can only assume you lot have never seen a BMW 2 series Active Tourer.

I've seen a Mazda5, yes

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

The Door Frame posted:

I've seen a Mazda5, yes
It's not just about what it is in isolation.

A Mazda 5, while uninspiring, does not comprehensively undermine an entire brand philosophy stretching back decades.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

InitialDave posted:

I can only assume you lot have never seen a BMW 2 series Active Tourer.
As it is not a Miata, my response still stands.


Oof.


Also lol at "anything Nissan" getting 2 votes

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Dec 24, 2019

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Are you kidding me? A car that does wheelstands and has 840 horsepower was a wolf answer? I am disappointed with every one of you B holes.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

InitialDave posted:

I can only assume you lot have never seen a BMW 2 series Active Tourer.

I was considering answering something like one of those ugly French vans, but figured it's very N.A. centric here. But no, those aren't here in the U.S.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Somewhat Heroic posted:

Are you kidding me? A car that does wheelstands and has 840 horsepower was a wolf answer? I am disappointed with every one of you B holes.

I would take pretty much every car listed over the Demon/Hellcat except for the Alfas and the Supra

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Somewhat Heroic posted:

Are you kidding me? A car that does wheelstands and has 840 horsepower was a wolf answer? I am disappointed with every one of you B holes.

They don't sell the Demon anymore though. Hottest you can get is a Hellcat Redeye isn't it?

I stand behind 'anything nissan' proudly and am thankful BMW contained the 2 series active tourer to Europe, or at least not North America.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




meatpimp posted:

How did you determine the Corvette / C8 Corvette delineation, MrChips? I can see an argument either way.

I also defy anyone to look at a current base spec Ford Escape and show me something more boring.

I have driven a rental-spec Prius, and wanted to get out and push to get it up hills.

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Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble
when you’re perfect in every way.
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be one hell of a man
Oh lord, it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doing the best that I can.


Perfect so far, now watch it all burn to the ground. No offense to the good cunts down under.

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