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now that people dont need to leave the basement to play D&D how the hell do you meet cute nerdy shut ins to stay shut in with? this place is teeming with women that just want to come over and smd/gently caress or talk about marriage after 3 dates but how the hell do you find somebody that wants to heal you in co op or debate the finer points of star wars expanded universe
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i guess i basically figured GBS would know how to get friendzoned 
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Nov 29, 2019 20:02
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no cooper is the one where you can meet chickens to have sex with
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Nov 29, 2019 20:04
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"hm, no, this person is way too ugly to play video games with me" *swipes left* "why would you BRAG about not finishing the second quest in Zelda 1?!" *swipes left* "ugh, too many tattoos" *swipes left* WELP! Guess I'll have to play by myself AGAIN!!! 
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Nov 29, 2019 20:13
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This guy likes gnomes, wtf, who likes gnomes? They are like a more gross version of halflings... No thanks.
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Nov 29, 2019 20:19
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Turn off your monitor haha
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Nov 29, 2019 21:35
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Wait you specified cute. Yeah maybe don't.
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Nov 29, 2019 21:35
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OP I'll play games with you but only Christian videogames
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Nov 29, 2019 21:41
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Is that a game where you crucify while videodrome plays in the background?
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Nov 29, 2019 21:43
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doverhog posted:Is that a game where you crucify while videodrome plays in the background? Catechumen is a Roman-themed first-person shootervideo game developed by N'Lightning Software. Set in ancient Rome, during the days of the early Christian church, the game follows a young Christian student as he delves deep into a labyrinth of Roman catacombs in order to rescue his mentor and brethren from Satan and his demons. Catechumenwas released for Microsoft Windows in September 2000, to mixed reception.
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Nov 29, 2019 21:44
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I bet that was because the target audience preferred the demons. HAIL SATAN, bitch
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doverhog posted:I bet that was because the target audience preferred the demons. HAIL SATAN, bitch Rather than having a life meter, Catechumen has a "faith" meter that depletes when taking damage from enemies. Players can replenish their faith meter by picking up scrolls strewn throughout levels with bible verses written on them. Enemies become more demonic as the player progresses in the game as well. Enemies include demon-possessed Roman soldiers as well as demons. The game also features three bosses: the Minotaur, a pair of Leviathans, and the final boss being Satan himself. Human enemies notably cannot be killed in the game. After being defeated by the player, they get on their knees to pray to God instead and the Hallelujah chorus from Handel's Messiahbriefly plays in the background.[3]
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Hell Yeah posted:no cooper is the one where you can meet chickens to have sex with I thought it was the one where you hooked up to hijack planes.
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Hell Yeah posted:no cooper is the one where you can meet chickens to have sex with you got a lot of guts coming back here...after what you pulled
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Nov 29, 2019 21:49
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In their darkened caves the satanist will orgy with the witches regardless of your christian games. Never forget that.
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Nov 29, 2019 21:49
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Cooper is my cat's name, op
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Nov 29, 2019 21:51
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I suppose next time a 12-year old tells you to suck their balls on Xbox chat you could say ok and ask where they live? Might be the start of a beautiful relationship. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 29, 2019 21:55
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It'd be called Dweller if anything.
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Nov 29, 2019 21:57
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You want r/healsluts, OP
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Nov 29, 2019 21:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Rather than having a life meter, Catechumen has a "faith" meter that depletes when taking damage from enemies. Players can replenish their faith meter by picking up scrolls strewn throughout levels with bible verses written on them. Holy poo poo this sounds amazing is it on steam
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Nov 29, 2019 22:33
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Girls? Play video games?!? Not on my watch!
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Nov 29, 2019 22:40
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Searching for female gaming partner to harass relentlessly until she mutes her mic, drops out of chat and eventually just quits. Pretty much sums up like 90% of almost any games online community. The other 10% are super friends hoping to nice guy their way into some kind of relationship, and when that doesn't work, they join the 90%.
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Nov 29, 2019 23:09
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That's because the male youth are soft, and have not known suffering. If you see a weak male, make him suffer. For the greater good.
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Nov 29, 2019 23:26
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Jay_Zombie posted:Searching for female gaming partner to harass relentlessly until she mutes her mic, drops out of chat and eventually just quits. i dont want an online one i want an IRL one to hang out with
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Nov 29, 2019 23:31
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wait a minute guys the app should just be called LFG
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Nov 29, 2019 23:31
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It's called the cashier at GameStop, OP. Be warned you must solo queue and the dungeon does have trash mob you'll have to fight off first before getting to the dungeon boss, the store manager.
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Nov 29, 2019 23:46
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the answer to your question is yes, there is, in fact there are a hell of a lot of them online, IRL, various genres of video games, various interests and kinks, various online times, various localities all of these exist, and i am hit on by hundreds of thirsty dudes each day in many of them
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Nov 29, 2019 23:53
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FriendZonr
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join my clans irc server on gamesurge and type !vent in the chat and come hang out on our ventrilo server we are always looking for cool guys to play with
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Nov 30, 2019 16:31
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Chrs posted:FriendZonr i accidentally clicked on this horrendous thread from the leper's colony but you have a good av. hausu is an excellent movie. now let's please derail the thread to talk about Hausu instead of whatever this is
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Nov 30, 2019 16:32
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Ad by Khad posted:the answer to your question is yes, there is, in fact there are a hell of a lot of them swiping on my irl app to find a gamestop manager.
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Nov 30, 2019 17:13
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Mr. Steak posted:i accidentally clicked on this horrendous thread from the leper's colony but you have a good av. hausu is an excellent movie. Ahh I found the lead app designer
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Nov 30, 2019 17:14
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get in the goon discord
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Nov 30, 2019 17:43
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doverhog posted:In their darkened caves the satanist will orgy with the witches regardless of your christian games. Never forget that. Can I get an address for this darkened cave
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Nov 30, 2019 17:50
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Philthy posted:get in the goon discord which one, there's like four hundred
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Nov 30, 2019 18:01
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Jay_Zombie posted:Searching for female gaming partner to harass relentlessly until she mutes her mic, drops out of chat and eventually just quits. Are you guys still like 15 or something? Just play games with olds, no one bats an eye when a  girl shows up on discord because everyone is already married or such. We're all like 30 anyways what are you guys doing playing with teens to experience this.
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ArbitraryC posted:Are you guys still like 15 or something? Seriously I almost never have a problem and if I do I just go play with decent humans which are no difficulty to find.
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Nov 30, 2019 20:21
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buy a console and just open and close the disc tray until it breaks then keep taking it back to gamestop and buying consoles until the girl manager will do couch coop with you
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Nov 30, 2019 20:22
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My mini Atari doesn't have a tray
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Player 1 and player 2 should be a gamer girl and gamer boy. Two gamer boys playing together is blasphemous. Stop defiling the sanctity of gaming.
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