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*books are ghostwritten by white supremacists* LOL How'd that get in there? Jk you guys are just getting worked up. *accepts award* Colonel Cancer posted:*is a woman but writes under a male pseudonym cause sci-fi/fantasy fans are garbage* Oh well. James Tiptree is too good for trekkies anyway.
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golden bells posted:I think I'm exploring some under-considered moral issues with my new book. Would robots be libertarians? I think they would be. Look, all I'm saying is that if robots had sex there wouldn't need to be age of consent laws. Like say for example you had an android that was made 47 years ago and a gynoid made 13 years ago...I mean they're sexually mature from day 1 right?
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The publisher is thirsty for more material. What if I just take these unpublished manuscripts from the 60's and replace every instance of "rocket motor" with "fusion drive" and change mars to proxima centauri III?
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phasmid posted:Oh well. James Tiptree is too good for trekkies anyway. Speaking of *writes a novel where one of the protagonists is a literal child porn producer*
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Galaxy Quest II It was late, and most of the human and Thermian crew had gone to bed, but Jason Nesmith still relished in the great victory over Sarris. All the Thermian alcohol from the celebration was making Jason restless. He began to wander the empty halls of the ship. He was drunk. He was horny. Jason Nesmith entered Mathesar’s quarters thinking he was asleep, but Mathesar had been wide awake in his bunk all night waiting for Jason to enter his chamber. Jason had played this game a thousand times on the Galaxy Quest set, and in the trailers and dressing rooms of the cast and crew, but this was different. This wasn’t an actor painted green, wearing Martian antennae in their hair. This ET was real. Jason had been curious about the Thermians’ bodies every since he ventured aboard their spaceship. They could mimic human beings so well on the outside, and he was titillated by the idea of what their insides where like. He knelt down on Mathesar’s bed and began admiring his unique, alien physique. Malthesar slept nude and looked like an Earth man enough, but with subtle differences such as rubbery skin, dead eyes, and an acrid but intoxicating odor that permeated Mathesar’s bedsheets. These traits magnified his exotic, extraterrestrial flare. Jason leaned in for a closer look. He buried his face down in Mathesar’s pillow and inhaled deeply, catching as much Thermian essence as he could. He then moved to Mathesar. Malthesar could feel the heat of Jason’s face all over his body. It was like hot summer air, and his Thermian flesh a winter valley begging for the awakening of spring. He quivered and gooosebumps erupted. Adrenaline rushed through Mathesar’s body, but he remained absolutely still. He could taste Jason’s breath engulfing him. Nasty thoughts flooded his mind. Sweat dripped from all his pores. In an instant his Thermian cock began to get engorged. Lifting his bedsheets high, and... giving himself away. Jason noticed the sheets rising right away. He whispered, “Mathesar? Are you awake?” “I am awake Jason mmmmmNesmith. What are you mmmmmdoing in my chamber?” “I am admiring your body. It’s making me horny.” Mathesar was unfamiliar with human emotions, but he wondered if “horny” had anything to do with the erection in his pants. Mathesar replied back, “Jason Nesmith. I believe I am mmmmmhorny too.” Jason wasted no time. He threw off the covers and inhaled Mathesar’s entire schlong deep into his throat. Instantly he could feel the differences in what lie beneath the Thermian’s human-form skin. This was not like a normal human penis. It was more like a stiff latex glove filled with broken chicken bones. Either way, Jason feasted. Mathesar tried to speak, “Mmmm...Jas—Mmmm-“. The suckage continued. Mathesar’s body could hardly handle this cornucopia of sensations. “Mmmmmmmm——mmmmmmmmmmmmm...” A single tear of blood dripped from Mathesar’s nose. His Thermian physiology was being pushed to the brink. “Go wild on my rear end, Mathesar!” Jason took off his own pants and presented Mathesar with his yawning rear end in a top hat that he spread wide for him. Mathesar’s human form may have come with some instincts, because he expertly mounted and penetrated Jason’s stinkhole with his Thermian peen. Mathesar buttfucked Jason like a merciless but benevolent overlord, ruling over Jason’s rear end with an iron fist; taking no prisoners. Jason filled the room with apelike grunts as Mathesar pounded away. Like a rag doll , Jason was tossed around the room. In the fury, Mathesar’s gyrating rear end hit the antigravity control panel on the wall. The two rose up from the bed and began to float and hump around the air. They drifted like two entangled eels in a coral reef, suspended by the tide and silhouetted by the sun. Mathesar’s penis began slamming Jason’s prostate just right. Suddenly, Jason climaxed and spewed love all over the room. With the gravity off, The cum floated around, and Jason and Mathesar each took turns trying to catch it in their mouths as it flew by, like snowflakes in the winter. Jason floated in ecstasy, though his rear end was bloodied and swollen. The hurt was so good. Jason gazed at Mathesar, “Your turn.” Mathesar replied, “For what?” Jason returned his mouth to Mathezar’s cock and almost choked himself to death on it. He sucked and sucked. Mathesar felt something rising inside him. His eyes rolled back and he began shrieking and flailing around. Jason held firm to keep Mathesar’s dick in his mouth. Mathesar punched the antigravity switch again and the two slammed to the ground. Mathesar’s climaxing penis began spewing bright chunky liquid in a puddle on the floor. Jason was in awe at the sight of it. They lay across from each other as they take in the moment. Mathesar’s cum was neon green and filled with dozens of little creatures that looked like writhing maggots. They wiggled their way from the green puddle on the floor and seemed to start moving toward Jason’s open legs. They lined up and went straight to Jason’s waiting butthole. They marched inside one by one. Once inside, the little jizz maggots began loving each other too. Jason’s colon was now the site of a Thermian jizz maggot orgy. Jason looks at the camera and grunts, “AEUHHHG???” As the ecstasy of climax finally wore off, Jason worried, “Uhhh Mathesar... am I going to need a Thermian abortion or something?” “No Jason mmmmNesmith, do no be mmmmsilly. We are both dudes.” Jason looked relieved. Mathesar continued. “There is one thing we will mmmmmmboth need.” “What’s that Mathesar?” “Mmmmmm A hot mmmmshower.” The two embraced and headed for the cleansing chamber. Both new men. Both more powerful, both wiser about their bodies and erogenous zones. As for the prospect of homo-love between the manufactured body of a Thermian and a coked up republican human... Never give up, never surrender! The door to Mathesar’s chamber closes and silence overtakes his quarters. The scent of sweat and blood still lingers. From the top bunk bed, Sir Alex Dane pokes his head down and surveys the area. Alex has been watching from under the covers the the whole time. He blasts a giant load of cum into his hands and gobbles it all up. The End.
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I'm going to write about a lot of emerging scientific concepts and systems I haven't researched and don't fully understand, and instead explain them based on what their name sounds like they do. Twenty years from now when these concepts are commonplace, I will still write about them the way I think they should behave.
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Thardmire cranked his emotive drove to null and sat at his createosphere. The heavy, leaden keys punctuated each stroke with a loud WHUMP-CLIK. He quickly typed out his thoughts and dug out the 10lb Interfacer from his supply sack, copying his missive to share with his productivity officer. Perhaps one day, he would be able to transmit his words electro-psionically.... but such an achievement would be centuries away. The iridioatomic engine in his home sputtered to life as he made a quick coffee. Enough time for his vehicle's turbines to warm to the cold, quiet night.
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What do you mean global communication networks exist now? What the gently caress am I going to do for a plot now?
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RBA Starblade posted:What do you mean global communication networks exist now? What the gently caress am I going to do for a plot now? Alternate history with everything the same except no goddamn cell phones!
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Nov 30, 2019 21:00
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*description of an eldritch horror is inspired by looking at my own shits before flushing* *because said horror is also female. It has huge boobs*
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The Goblin Girl of Quaj-Hiauphth prologue: Zan Verma controlledly pounded into Heshara, admiring her gorgeous butt from his vantage behind her, edging on abandon. He held fast the velvet scarf he'd tied round her hips, exiting her almost fully & then thrusting in to the hilt as he knelt 'twixt her thighs, his ballsack slapping delightfully 'gainst her puckered sex again & again. Feeling nigh the explosion of his bliss, he tightened his grip on the razor in his left hand, inhaling deeply, & as he splurged into her sweet oval office, he slit his throat with a smiling sigh. Heshara, wildly & jubilantly ululant as she'd been through all this, was also in abandon-edging control, cumming in unison with her lover, as did their four wives, a pair sixty-nining to either side of them, & all five women, with blades in ready left hands, opened their jugulars to join their beloved Mister Verma in simultaneous suicide & orgasm.
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Black August posted:I never got why people were so into the books and show when it seemed like it was an excuse for constant weird sex stuff, nonstop miseryporn, and political idiocy and then I was like ohhhhhh waaaaait Maybe someday they'll discover porn sites and C-SPAM and sci-fi/fantasy will have to go back to relying on plots to sell. Industry's doomed when the aging fanbases die out.
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*writes prolifically about how the youths are naive/crazy/corrupt these days* *main character smashes through line of protesters with his vehicle, killing many of them, but it's justified because of the above*
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Obsidianheart posted:I'm going to write about a lot of emerging scientific concepts and systems I haven't researched and don't fully understand, and instead explain them based on what their name sounds like they do. Twenty years from now when these concepts are commonplace, I will still write about them the way I think they should behave. I want to start taking a crack at real book writing and already know I'll be writing a lot of horror and climate change related material, so I figure I'm future-proofing myself a little future best-seller spoilers it always ends poorly
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super sweet best pal posted:Maybe someday they'll discover porn sites and C-SPAM and sci-fi/fantasy will have to go back to relying on plots to sell. Industry's doomed when the aging fanbases die out. I am pretty dreaded and interested in seeing that, when we hit the first wave boomer passings and the end of all people from the WWII era, and hit huge losses of certain demographics
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Nov 30, 2019 22:36
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Plans a three book series. First two books sell so well that I start stretching out the story so I have even more books to sell. Doesn't bother to actually finish the series once I have more than enough money to keep endlessly stuffing my fat face with food.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Plans a three book series. First two books sell so well that I start stretching out the story so I have even more books to sell. Doesn't bother to actually finish the series once I have more than enough money to keep endlessly stuffing my fat face with food. SILENCE DEMIURGE
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Yaldabaoth posted:Plans a three book series. First two books sell so well that I start stretching out the story so I have even more books to sell. Doesn't bother to actually finish the series once I have more than enough money to keep endlessly stuffing my fat face with food. See this is why I stopped following things that aren't finished yet Though not finishing is its own nightmare, as a bad friend got me into the Dragonlance books as a kid, and I finally stopped by the time the one with Raistlin's daughter happened and gently caress kender is the tl;dr of it
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what the gently caress was that tg trash with all the brooding dark assholes like Drizz't and Raistlin in that era, what was that god awful pukeshit
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Black August posted:what the gently caress was that tg trash with all the brooding dark assholes like Drizz't and Raistlin in that era, what was that god awful pukeshit I'm guessing a large chunk of it was "This ain't your dad's wizard-fiction!" Though considering that you had stuff like the Elric Saga in the 60's its not like brooding anti-heroes weren't already a staple of fantasy fiction long before that.
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Black August posted:what the gently caress was that tg trash with all the brooding dark assholes like Drizz't and Raistlin in that era, what was that god awful pukeshit Raistlin was based on a D&D campaign the authors played at TSR, and their boss played him like an rear end in a top hat. Drizzle the Shizzle was made up on the fly over the phone, I think. Maybe it was the other guy, Wolfgar?
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*Plans a three book series. Writes two and then just doesn't write anything ever again. At all. Just coasts on newfound 'hot new fantasy author' celebrity, doing podcasts and D&D games for the internet and poo poo, forever, in perpetuity*DrowningInDreams posted:SILENCE
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*blames everyone else for being “uptight” when I sexually harass woman who presents me with this years Hugo award*
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Black August posted:what the gently caress was that tg trash with all the brooding dark assholes like Drizz't and Raistlin in that era, what was that god awful pukeshit It was the 90s
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How do video games work? gently caress if I know, but on the other hand, exactly like this:
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Old Man's War was actually pretty good if a bit on the nose. Was only written by a 45 year old but there is some hella akward old man sex (put into sexy young bodies) in there. Spoiler: It turns out that war is dumb and horrible for everyone but the politicians that order it.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Plans a three book series. Writes two and then just doesn't write anything ever again. At all. Just coasts on newfound 'hot new fantasy author' celebrity, doing podcasts and D&D games for the internet and poo poo, forever, in perpetuity* If its any consolation I'm pretty sure no one on earth feels contempt for Patrick Rothfuss as much as Patrick Rothfuss does.
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Patrick Rothfuss is a goon who is living the dream of getting paid to be a goon
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In my latest novel, the bad bug aliens are called the Xen'Rahti and they have very similar cultural characteristics to the inscrutable Orientals, but this is a coincidence.
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*captures or helps create from whole cloth a past decade’s entire youth culture technology zeitgeist to which people still refer as a guide to the possible future* *manages to charmingly portray characters their own age as they observe the current new young generation interact with new technology in similar ways their gen once did, admitting faults along the way, making sage and entertaining observations just as good as their first books were in every way* *does this successfully several times for each new decade, growing as an author for 30 plus years with clever new insights* *at least one TERRIBLE loving book where like, they got 2006 just, completely loving wrong, like holy loving poo poo what the gently caress were you thinking*
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naem posted:*manages to charmingly portray [male] characters their own age
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Smugworth posted:*writes in fictional character based on a critic who gave an unfavorable book review that is a child rapist and, worse, has a small penis* lol which author did this? You're the second person to bring up this very specific scenario.
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It was Stephen King
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Colonel Cancer posted:It was Stephen King Wow. I would have expected better from him of all people.
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