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cda

by Hand Knit
n if its a baby yoda

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cda

by Hand Knit
going to think of other jokes that could be made about the baby yoda instead that wouldnt be so upsetting. no dead baby jokes either, i guess, with baby yoda instead of just a regular baby in the joke

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cda

by Hand Knit
no jokes about baby yoda crawlign out of the guard tower either, while i'm laying down some guidelines

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cda

by Hand Knit
how about this, something involving the baby from dinosaurs, and baby yoda, and who is the baby and who we have to love

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Putty

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Baby Yoda has been found dead in Miami

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
what about baby yoda being really racist in an old timey way like an an adorable old racist grandpa?

cda

by Hand Knit

Putty posted:

Baby Yoda has been found dead in Miami

this is upsetting.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Putty posted:

Baby Yoda has been found dead in Miami

:stare:

wtf putty!?

cda

by Hand Knit

Luvcow posted:

what about baby yoda being really racist in an old timey way like an an adorable old racist grandpa?

i think thats probably fine because real babies cant be racist. my theory is, if its something that could happen to a real baby (child pornography, crawling otu of guard tower/window) then it's not funny. someone has really had to deal with that poo poo. like, it wouldnt be funny to say eric clapton wrote tears in heaven about baby yoda falling out a window. that's just hosed up. but babies can't be racist, so a racist baby is funny because nobody will ever have to deal with an actual racist baby.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Pimp Baby Yoda

"My money you will have! My bitches, you are"

Like that.

Putty

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I'm sorry OP but I can't agree with your statement. I am eagerly awaiting the brand new Star Wars™ movie featuring Baby Yoda, the child version of the famous character Yoda from the original movies. I highly await the privilege to go to see this movie and gawk in awe at the 15 seconds that Baby Yoda makes an appearance on screen. My movie ticket and bag of popcorn are going to have promo material printed on them with the main characters of the new Star Wars™ movie with the possibility of Baby Yoda being among them. After watching the movie I will spend several hours liking and sharing image macro memes of Baby Yoda on Reddit, Facebook, and Instagram. I am going to buy all the Baby Yoda merchandise as Porgs just don't do it for me anymore. I will be buying Baby Yoda posters, Baby Yoda plush toys, Baby Yoda funko pops, and Baby Yoda birthday party goods. If one of the possible things for sale happens to be Yoda pornography, officially licensed, bootleg, or otherwise, I will be purchasing it. No matter what the Disney corporation puts out I will gladly buy it as I am a dedicated consumer of all Star Wars™ media since I am a fan of the original movies.

Putty fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 1, 2019

nut

i hardly knoda

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

cda posted:

i think thats probably fine because real babies cant be racist. my theory is, if its something that could happen to a real baby (child pornography, crawling otu of guard tower/window) then it's not funny. someone has really had to deal with that poo poo. like, it wouldnt be funny to say eric clapton wrote tears in heaven about baby yoda falling out a window. that's just hosed up. but babies can't be racist, so a racist baby is funny because nobody will ever have to deal with an actual racist baby.

ok so i'm picturing baby yoda as huck finn and the baby from dinosaurs as his partner on the raft, lemme flesh this out a bit




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Pimp Baby Yoda

"My money you will have! My bitches, you are"

Like that.

prostitution and pimpery are a big "no" i think

FreshCutFries

loadin' up my morning 'yob and joining the discussion on baby yoda porn

Heather Papps

hello friend


well how old is a yoda


maybe baby yodas are actually like 300 hundred years old i have heard of this thing called "anime" where such side rear end justifications are common



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Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Baby yoda is 50.

cda

by Hand Knit
Baby Yoda looks like a baby

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
do do do do do do

FutonForensic

byob is no longer the tenderposting zone you grew up with. byob 2020 is: balls 2 wall off-limits humor, where NO ONE is safe. not even babies (star wars fans will know these as "younglings"1)


Luvcow

One day nearer spring
when darth vader killed all the babies I stood up and shouted "gently caress yeah!" while doing double goat horns bc it was funny to me that he killed all the babies

Heather Papps

hello friend


when the death star blew up those planets imagine how many babies got blowed up lol this is funny to me, an adult



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FreshCutFries

FutonForensic posted:

byob is no longer the tenderposting zone you grew up with. byob 2020 is: balls 2 wall off-limits humor, where NO ONE is safe. not even babies (star wars fans will know these as "younglings"1)

cda

by Hand Knit

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
baby yoda looks like they might grow up into an Instagram influence that won't shut up about the health benefits of buttchugging sunlight



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

cda

by Hand Knit
Baby Yoda is a rapper from Fort Lauderdale, sometimes known as Baby Yo or B-Yo.

Heather Papps

hello friend


cda posted:

Baby Yoda is a rapper from Fort Lauderdale, sometimes known as Baby Yo or B-Yo.

lil yo



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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
just saw a recent picture of baby yoda and he's completely covered his face in tattoos and I know it's a cultural thing I should respect but honestly it made me cry

one of them said "juicy slut" and another said "gang banga"

Putty

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Yodas are a fungus that reproduce asexually

Escape From Noise

Star-Mart: Storm Troopers receive a report of a newborn baby Yoda found in a trash compactor. Upon investigation, the troopers discovered it was only a burrito.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Putty

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https://twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1201622881559556098

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


still waiting on my baba yaga porn

nut


Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

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Heather Papps

hello friend



brb following guy and requesting a.... knuckle sandwich?



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cda

by Hand Knit

Yes! Yes!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


cda posted:

Yes! Yes!

no! it is not ok for babies to smoke the wacko tobacco

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
O.k., boomer.

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Kaysette

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

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