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I have compelling evidence that some of our very own GBS moderators have been involved in nefarious illegal whaling activities in enlgand https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-50615538 i believe that our very own Jose and Grindcore Meggido are involved in the death of these whales. my evidence: 1. They are British 2. TBA 3. TBD 4. TBD as the official sea patrol liaison officer for something awful i am assembling a forums commision to get to the bottom of this blatant abuse of power in the name of whale murder. please post itt to join the 2019 Great Rorqual Inquiry Forums Team (GRIFT) Jose and GM, what were you guys doing the night of...last night? defend yourselves
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mods slew
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Dec 1, 2019 03:47
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Sea Patrol tended to be more skilled at extinguishing life rather than saving it
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Dec 1, 2019 03:52
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It read my posts and put itself out of its misery.
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free hubcaps posted:I have compelling evidence that some of our very own GBS moderators have been involved in nefarious illegal whaling activities in enlgand We don't know what those whales did. Maybe they deserved to get murdered like that. Anyway, my money's on Grindcore being the hatchetman.
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Dec 1, 2019 04:38
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any scooby doos been sighted in the thames lately
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Dec 1, 2019 05:11
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quote:A dead whale has washed up in the River Thames for the second time in two months. Well maybe they should try disposing of it properly this time.
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Dec 1, 2019 05:15
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Gurf meets the definition of a whale right
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Dec 1, 2019 05:18
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Zippy the Bummer posted:any scooby doos been sighted in the thames lately
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They could not be the ones that did it. They were with me the whole time!
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Dec 1, 2019 06:27
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Genesplicer posted:They could not be the ones that did it. They were with me the whole time! Did you make them watch!?
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Obsidianheart posted:Did you make them watch!? We had nothing to do with the whales. We were enjoying condor omelets at the time.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Gurf meets the definition of a whale right volumetrically
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I had no idea GM is British. You learn something new every day. Actually, that explains the normal (to me) timing of his probes for dead goons in the SA Hunger Games.
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Dec 1, 2019 08:45
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I think you mean that the mod is a British whale
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this is all completely explained by the natural phenomena of death stranding, trademark hideo kojima
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Lol
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Dec 1, 2019 09:30
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They did, op.
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We just saw a terrorist attack foiled with a narwhal horn, these mods are loving heros
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Dec 1, 2019 09:42
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Mods being british explains aatrek
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Genesplicer posted:They could not be the ones that did it. They were with me the whale time! Tell us more
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Dec 1, 2019 09:53
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Loden Taylor posted:mods slew
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Yes thank you Moderator Genesplicer for appearing and giving your valuable input. However, the GRIFT committee has issued a subpoena to Moderator Jose and Grindcore. They are well aware that failure to post ITT means they are in contempt of court and are subject to punishment matching, if not exceeding, that of killing British whales. The Honorable free hubcaps and the GRIFT committee do not appreciate this act of stalling.
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Dec 1, 2019 11:11
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free hubcaps posted:
Why would anyone want to kill a beautiful sensuous whale?
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Whatever happened I'm sure they've had a whale of a time doing it
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Smythe posted:They did, op. Thank you for your testimony Smythe, we will enact full whistleblower protections to protect you from teh retaliation of your fellow mods. Please tell the commission everything you know about the Whale Incident GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Why would anyone want to kill a beautiful sensuous whale? ...sensuous, you say? a sexual dalliance gone wrong??? spill it grindcore Genesplicer posted:They could not be the ones that did it. They were with me the whole time! Jesus this goes straight to the top
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As a fellow Brit, it was them. I saw it with my own eye. I'd point them out but I have a hooks for hands too. Definitely them I tell ya, nobody else to accuse.
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Dec 1, 2019 14:33
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free hubcaps posted:Jesus this goes straight to the top All I'm saying.
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free hubcaps posted:...sensuous, you say? a sexual dalliance gone wrong??? spill it grindcore At least he's banging another mammal, which is more than some can say
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Dec 1, 2019 19:29
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those british whales got owned rekt
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the whale died from exhaustion after pegging jose for 3 hours
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Ratjaculation posted:the whale died from exhaustion after pegging jose for 3 hours i didnt even think of this, but it is a distinct possibility. we could have a mr. hands situation here, has anyone seen jose and/or his anus in the last few days
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Loden Taylor posted:mods slew
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Dec 1, 2019 22:19
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Disturbing and damning op
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Dec 1, 2019 22:21
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I've investigated this and it appears it was actually The Finn in his desperate attempt to be English OP.
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Dec 1, 2019 22:41
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Ratjaculation posted:the whale died from exhaustion after pegging jose for 3 hours A good title.
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Ratjaculation posted:the whale died from exhaustion after pegging jose for 3 hours Lol
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Ratjaculation posted:the whale died from exhaustion after pegging jose for 3 hours Split your lungs with blood and thunder
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The Butcher posted:Well maybe they should try disposing of it properly this time. They need to get in contact with the Oregon Department of Transportation, stat, those guys have experience in whale removal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5sPgV61bw Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 1, 2019 |
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free hubcaps posted:i didnt even think of this, but it is a distinct possibility. we could have a mr. hands situation here, has anyone seen jose and/or his anus in the last few days if jose was a smart man he would have sought a narwhal
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