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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Thread "necromancy" doesn't work the way you think it does

lol

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you gonna eat that

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

5er posted:

lol what a desperate pathological liar.

"Poop a log I shall" liar

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

poverty goat posted:

i just pooped, in memory of lowtax

I just pooped, but because my rectum was full of feces.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i hope my last poop is a good one i dont want to die with itchy butt

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Robo Reagan posted:

i hope my last poop is a good one i dont want to die with itchy butt

Going out on the pot is the way of kinds just ask Elvis

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Heather Papps posted:

pretty sure hes dead

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
That's my secret, cap. I'm always pooping.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Thread "necromancy" doesn't work the way you think it does

Arise Richard!

ARISE

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Arise Richard!

ARISE

billy witch doctor dot com work mostly in chicken

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




A Bakers Cousin posted:

Arise Richard!

ARISE

Sometimes dead is better

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hemale in pain posted:

Sometimes dead is better

what about undead?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Lowtax is dead and pooping himself not on the toilet :lol:

I am very clever because I'm bumping old Lowtax threads.

This thread was deader than OP is, way to go

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Mr. Pardiggle posted:

Hi Lowtax. I hope things are going well, or at least improving. Hoping you got the kid back.

what a thing to have hoped for.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
fun to read this thread and see all the posters who swallowed lowtax's side of the story back then thanks for the memories :)

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bonaventure posted:

fun to read this thread and see all the posters who swallowed lowtax's side of the story back then thanks for the memories :)
This bitch just wants all his mangosteen!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It feels weird posting in a thread made by a dead guy.

I guess this is what it is like posting in TCC :shrug:

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


This is now the GBS pooping thread. Let's get to page 6969, No one reads the OP in chat threads anyway they just skip to the end.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EorayMel posted:

It feels weird posting in a thread made by a dead guy.

I guess this is what it is like posting in TCC :shrug:

remember that one goonette whos husband shithimself to death in the movie theater because he was addicted to immodium for the opiate like effects lmao

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
guess whos back

back again

not lowtax

he is dead

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm not sure necroing Lowtax's threads is a great idea, but I will take the opportunity to point out something that came up in the memorial thread:

Caro has outlived Lowtax

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

pixaal posted:

Are you saying he wasn't pooping when he posted this?

All evidence considered? No. I don't think he actually was.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


wb

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I suddenly miss Lowtax. I am extremely drunk and maudlin right now though, so I could start crying at the sight of an unusually touching family guy episode so I guess ymmv. Life is just so short, you know? We’re born into a nightmare we’re completely unequipped to comprehend, and by the time we’re starting to deal with it, or at least get used to it we cease to exist. Why, man? Why?



Sorry

Edit: I’m not going to kill myself, you don’t need to send me another pm, gene

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Nov 18, 2021

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I suddenly miss Lowtax.

Lol

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

a creepy colon posted:

remember that one goonette whos husband shithimself to death in the movie theater because he was addicted to immodium for the opiate like effects lmao

Do you have a link for this one?

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Guys I know things look bleak right now but I think lowtax is gonna make it through this dark patch

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


People think that you empty your bowels when you die. And it’s true that you lose your muscle tone and things release. But it all comes down to, is the vault empty or not. If you don’t have to go then you don’t have to go. And with his long history of pooping on the toilet, I truly believe that lowtax did not poop himself when he ended it all

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Guys I know things look bleak right now but I think lowtax is gonna make it through this dark patch

these wounds take time to heal.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

a creepy colon posted:

remember that one goonette whos husband shithimself to death in the movie theater because he was addicted to immodium for the opiate like effects lmao

I don't remember but i do remember the one that died in his car and then she asked if she could take his drugs afterwards. That was kinda hosed up

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Do you have a link for this one?

I wish. I think it was an E/N thread around like 2012. She said her husband was addicted to eating like 5 boxes of Imodium AD a day and when they were in the movie theater he started to act weird and like passed out and I guess he died from ODing on the Imodium which backed him up so when he lost consciousness in the theater seat and the medics came he just started making GBS threads himself all over the place cuz his bowels finally let go :lol:


This wasn't the dude but same thing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5565161/Man-29-died-overdosing-ANTI-DIARRHEA-medication-mimic-opioid-high.html

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dixville posted:

I don't remember but i do remember the one that died in his car and then she asked if she could take his drugs afterwards. That was kinda hosed up

Yeah, that dude who turned into soup inside that hot car was a goon who previously had his arm amputated because he passed out high while laying on it for like 16 hours so it had no circulation

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

a creepy colon posted:

Yeah, that dude who turned into soup inside that hot car was a goon who previously had his arm amputated because he passed out high while laying on it for like 16 hours so it had no circulation

TCC "arm reduction" at work

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