I hope Tom Brady gets hit by a bus

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

And also he gets AIDS and hepatitis from a bad blood transfusion in an attempt to save his life

# ? Dec 2, 2019 01:53

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:15

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

sorry OP Tom Brady has just been given admin privileges

# ? Dec 2, 2019 01:56

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

How dare you

# ? Dec 2, 2019 01:56

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

tom brady can suck my rear end

# ? Dec 2, 2019 01:57

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

He still plays the football?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 01:57

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

this thread is actively making Brady stronger, well done nooner

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:02

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

Edgar posted:

He still plays the football?

he plays A football

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:02

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

gently caress t*m Brady

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:03

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Imagine listening to him for a whole game, rip FOX

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:17

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Where on your deflated balls did he touch you OP?

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:57

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

is this before or after he fucks his supermodel girlfriend while wearing his seven super bowl rings?

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:58

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

How the hell did you find this thread

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sorry OP, I have to disagree.

I dislike Tom Brady much more than that.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 07:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Justin Godscock posted:

is this before or after he fucks his supermodel girlfriend while wearing his seven super bowl rings?

About that...

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:01

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

was really hoping that bus had finally come

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:03

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Justin Godscock posted:

is this before or after he fucks his supermodel girlfriend while wearing his seven super bowl rings?

she divorced him because he literally cared more about football than his wife and children despite winning a hundred championships lmao

gently caress tom brady

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:26

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Nooner needs Jesus

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:42

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

FOOTBALL!

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:42

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

syntaxfunction posted:

FOOTBALL!

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:47

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I didn't know u could post in threads this far back lol

# ? Mar 3, 2024 08:50

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I didn't know u could post in threads this far back lol

With Tom Brady all things are possible

# ? Mar 3, 2024 16:45

dervival: Apr 23, 2014

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I didn't know u could post in threads this far back lol

that's just the power of da glutes necro'ing it

# ? Mar 3, 2024 20:25

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

Edgar posted:

He still plays the football?

No now he does embarrassing commercials for a car rental company.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 20:27

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

A worthy thread to resurrect

gently caress T*m Br*dy

# ? Mar 3, 2024 23:23

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

Tom Brady rules

# ? Mar 3, 2024 23:41

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

gently caress t*m Brady

# ? Mar 3, 2024 23:46

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

He's gonna be the number one "color" guy on the Fox NFL games. He'll probably be able to use that position to keep his brand out there.

We're gonna be stuck with him for possibly decades more.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 23:47

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Black Sunshine posted:

she divorced him because he literally cared more about football than his wife and children despite winning a hundred championships lmao

gently caress tom brady

now if he kisses his son on the lips he can be arrested.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 01:43

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8HM1qiOC0

# ? Mar 4, 2024 02:24

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Tom B*a*y sucks

# ? Mar 4, 2024 02:26

Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Justin Godscock posted:

is this before or after he fucks his supermodel girlfriend while wearing his seven super bowl rings?

Tell us how not mad you are, op.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 02:26

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Prof. Crocodile posted:

now if he kisses his son on the lips he can be arrested.

Political correctness gone mad

# ? Mar 4, 2024 03:37

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Is he the one who french kisses his son at every opportunity, literally every second of the day his lips aren't occupied they're magnetising forcefully towards the boy who has to be behind a plexiglass shield at all times to avoid his father's Looney Toons style smackers homing in on his face like an orally fixated cruise missile

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:45

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

yep. nooner's the son, hence this thread

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:56

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The great thing about Tom Brady is you don't have to be a dendrologist to count the rings

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:08

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Most of you will need to take off your shoes though

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:09