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The lady's sings in a choir, so here I am, posting on church. It's some big dumb one with Christmas lights and JESUS speakers everywhere. They even charge you too get in instead of the usual pass the plate poo poo.
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:The lady's sings in a choir, so here I am, posting on church. Pictures would go a long way itt op!
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Dec 2, 2019 03:46
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Any poo poo place full of religious nuts counts as a church. This one has a big sign saying its a chapel hurp.
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hail satan
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Burt Sexual posted:Pictures would go a long way itt op! And I forgot to turn off flash...
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Dec 2, 2019 03:48
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say hi to all the mentally ill and enslaved people at your church OP
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Dec 2, 2019 03:49
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I'm pretty sure I'd burst into flames if I went into a church.
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I got out of this boring horseshit because of ice so maybe there is a god
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Dec 2, 2019 03:58
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What lovely host is this? It’s blocked for me with no content blockers running nor vpn. I need religion pix drat
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Dec 2, 2019 04:04
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Signals real bad in the church. Probably satan. Or a dog. Trying to upload
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Dec 2, 2019 04:13
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I stopped going to church years ago and I am really enjoying the extra free time on Sundays.
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Signals real bad in the church. Probably satan. Or a dog. Trying to upload Jesus just sitting there punching down all those bits and bytes. "Not in MY house!"
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Dec 2, 2019 04:35
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Applewhite posted:I stopped going to church years ago and I am really enjoying the extra free time on Sundays.
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Dec 2, 2019 05:12
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vortmax posted:seriously there's nothing like sleeping until noon and spending the rest of the day reading these not-quite-so-dead-but-still-gay forums I watch football, and post during timeouts. (There are a lot)
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Dec 2, 2019 05:18
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Gonna go to Applebee's and leave a tract as tip. GOD BLESS
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Dec 2, 2019 06:17
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i should go see what all the hubbub is about i guess
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Dec 2, 2019 07:15
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I mean, the sandwich can't be that good
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BaconCopter posted:Gonna go to Applebee's and leave a tract as tip. GOD BLESS better be your urogenital tract.
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Mozi posted:hail satan
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:The lady's sings in a choir, so here I am, posting on church. Are you serious? There's churches that charge admission? I haven't been in a church in like 25 years, but I have never heard of that poo poo.
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Lmao. One ticket to the Jesus show please. Literally how can anyone take that seriously? "Faith. Compassion. Charity. Also that will be $6.99 or you can't come through the doors to talk about it". Sounds exactly like what Jesus would want. Do they spend much time telling the whole money changers in the temple story at this place?
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Dec 2, 2019 12:31
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cut out the middle-man, buy your own communion wafers online.
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Big Beef City posted:Lmao. Oh sure The message of the sermon was “exact change only”
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I'll never get over how so many churches wholeheartedly embrace the one thing that drove Jesus to a screaming rage.
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Dec 2, 2019 12:54
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bank with Jesus, and be saved! low low rates on auto loans for the first 48 months
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Dec 2, 2019 12:58
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I think you should go to a different church op
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Sorry you can't be as euphoric as the rest of us OP.
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BaconCopter posted:Gonna go to Applebee's and leave a tract as tip. GOD BLESS Your intestinal tract, hopefully.
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Dec 2, 2019 13:37
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What is this, a picture for ants?!
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I have never heard of a church with a no-poo poo cover charge, but given the vile apostacy that serves as Christianity in this dying empire, I don't have trouble believing it.
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Dec 2, 2019 14:15
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Start preaching the gospel of goatse
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asses to asses bust to bust amen
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get out of there op
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lol no
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Im listening to tge new kanye album
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When I was really young my Dad was laid off and the church we went to at the time told him it was his fault because he didn't give enough money to the church. I don't know exactly what happened after that but we stopped going to church and my Dad basically disavowed all forms of organized religion, despite coming from an insanely Catholic background and his sister being a nun. My aunt is still a nun and constantly tells us that we don't need to go to church and that most organized religion in the US today is bullshit (her words) because it's been corrupted by people who preach that money = success and that need to associate the exchange of money directly with happiness. I tend to believe this and my bullshit alarms go off any time a church starts passing around a collection plate and don't just let you directly help out people who are in need.
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My mother's side of the family is Church of Christ and I remember her mother's funeral was disproportionately the pastor praising her for "perfect attendance." My siblings and I thought it was wack, because the eulogy said nothing of her life, of her character... just that she went to church every Sunday.
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I can’t believe my mom makes me go to church.....I’m going to post about it
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I wish i was in church right now
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