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Icochet posted:I wish i was in church right now You are?
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Dec 2, 2019 19:04
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A Fancy Hat posted:When I was really young my Dad was laid off and the church we went to at the time told him it was his fault because he didn't give enough money to the church. I don't know exactly what happened after that but we stopped going to church and my Dad basically disavowed all forms of organized religion, despite coming from an insanely Catholic background and his sister being a nun. I think it's one thing to pass around an optional collection plate/basket (at least it was optional in my old Catholic church when I was a kid), which the church (at least states) is being split between a charity or family of the week and church needs, and charging a goddamn cover charge to let you in the door like in the OP.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:06
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Do they stamp your hand so you can come back in?
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Dec 2, 2019 19:13
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How big is the bouncer?
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Dec 2, 2019 19:16
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I watched football in church yesterday with all the people. Lots of food. Team lost but I liked talking to people I didn't really know. It was awesome. They had a big projection screen. I was in church pretty much all day.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:25
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Jesus is the bouncer. Sometimes you don't see him when you leave the church early but that's just him carrying you out, sinner 
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Dec 2, 2019 19:56
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I'm a pastor. For  I'll send anyone to whatever afterlife they want, guaranteed.I mean are you gonna come back and complain if I gently caress it up and put you in the wrong one? C'mon.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:02
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if i give 20 bucks can i get a combo of nirvana and unlimited back massages from voluptuous lady angels? or is that more of the 50 dollar tier
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Dec 2, 2019 20:05
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Mozi posted:if i give 20 bucks can i get a combo of nirvana and unlimited back massages from voluptuous lady angels? Nah, $20 is fine for back massages. But if you wanna get down with a lady angel, you gotta talk to her about it. I'm no angel pimp (these days)
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Dec 2, 2019 20:07
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I'm a pastor. For I'll take one ticket to Valhalla but gayer.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:11
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Just  if you're over 18 and didn't say "gently caress you mom" instead of going to church.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:39
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I was kicked out of a church on christmas eve, don't remember what for.
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Dec 2, 2019 21:02
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JEEVES420 posted:I was kicked out of a church on christmas eve, don't remember what for. Were you lending money? In my church they do sting operations, like the pastor goes "psst buddy, can you lend me five bucks, i'll pay you back next week" and if you say yes, BANG, the sexton has you in a headlock and you're out on your rear end. Has happened to me twice.
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Dec 2, 2019 21:11
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the only churches i post from are the bathroom and Costco
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Dec 2, 2019 21:15
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I can’t believe my mom makes me go to church.....I’m going to post about it Sometimes I want to make a thread about growing up as a little poo poo atheist in a Jehovah's Witness family, but I bet it's been done. JEEVES420 posted:I was kicked out of a church on christmas eve, don't remember what for. The clincher for me was coming home from a party with no shoes and my pubes dyed violet and no memory of how it actually happened. The Dregs fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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