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I'm not sure if this is the worst or best Christmas song ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH00iFf7V6E NSFW
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Xotl posted:gently caress, that's the one. When we were kids, my brother and I would change the lyrics to "Last Christmas, I gave you my fart" and then fart on each other. In retrospect, it wasn't that funny but it was still better than the actual song.
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Dec 4, 2019 05:26
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This thread is useless now that youtube previewers/inliner scripts don't work anymore.Extra Large Marge posted:Jingle Bell Rock I think you're right.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:03
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There's gotta be a crappy Christian Rock Christmas song Something as sucky as "our god is an awesome god" but about christmas.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:09
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its definitely christmas shoes
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Mooey Cow posted:You know no one has used actual jingle bells for a hundred years, right? Christmas music is the only place that sound exists now, to the degree that any goddamn piece of poo poo can be a "christmas song" if you add jingle bells to it. No one who rode in an actual sleigh for transportation is alive today and most places don't even get snow for Christmas anymore, yet Christmas music is totally unthinkable without this sound and forever will be until the whole genre is finally taken out back and put out of its misery. in 200 years they will start incorporating car horns into christmas songs
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DemoneeHo posted:There's gotta be a crappy Christian Rock Christmas song santa is an awesome guy he reigns (he reigns) from the north pole above
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Dec 4, 2019 06:11
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Oh my god, i completely forgot about the pokemon christmas album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEyQZJpHxnc Reject the false god Arceus and accept Jesus as your savior, just as Ash and Pikachu did
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Dec 4, 2019 06:15
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There are much worse Christmas songs, but I especially hate Santa Baby. Eartha Kitt was cool, but I really hate that song.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:17
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At least Santa Baby is a sex joke.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:19
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hemale in pain posted:how can you hate a song about a lady who just wants to get hosed by santa real bad It's very easy to do. Hate the song, I mean.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:32
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DemoneeHo posted:Oh my god, i completely forgot about the pokemon christmas album This is loving hilarious. I'm going to call people and leave this on their voicemail.
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Dec 4, 2019 06:40
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hemale in pain posted:how can you hate a song about a lady who just wants to get hosed by santa real bad Hey, let's have a Christmas song where a woman who sounds like a 1920's floozy will put out for gifts!
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Dec 4, 2019 07:14
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Santa Baby as sung by Eartha Kitt is a perfectly fine song because her voice gives it the feeling of a good-natured gold-digging floozie. As sung by Madonna, it is absolutely terrible because of the weird cutesy voice that sucks the fun right out of the song. Michael Buble's version mostly addresses him as "Santa Buddy" and changes the lyrics to ask for more stereotypically masculine things because Michael Buble is a coward. The only acceptable versions of this song are the Eartha Kitt original and the punk rock cover by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes because unlike the coward Michael Buble they left the lyrics unchanged.
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Dec 4, 2019 07:31
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coronatae posted:punk rock cover by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes because unlike the coward Michael Buble they left the lyrics unchanged. This isn't the best christmas song thread but thank you for making me aware that this exists.
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Dec 4, 2019 07:34
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coronatae posted:As sung by Madonna, it is absolutely terrible because of the weird cutesy voice that sucks the fun right out of the song. Resting Lich Face posted:This isn't the best christmas song thread
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Dec 4, 2019 07:48
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Another rock and roll Christmas isn't a half bad tune in my opinion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gStOeXHSwxQ You'll not hear anyone dare play it however as the singer has been convicted of multiple rapes and is generally considered a public hate figure in the UK. In fact there was a docu-drama made about his theoretical execution https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Execution_of_Gary_Glitter . Also responsible for Rock and Roll Part 2 as heard in The Joker (2019) and your local American sporting event over the last 30 years. So by that metric I suppose you could call it the worst Christmas song.
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Winter Wonderland blows rear end. Its not even a Christmas song it’s a winter song. If I want to hear songs about winter I’ll listen to Immortal. What a dumb loving sucking song. And there are a hundred versions of it, everyone trying to jazz it up with their own cheese bag lounge singer way of phrasing “in the meadoooow we can build a snow maaaaan 🎶....we’ll pretend that he is (doot doot), Parson Broww🎶wnn” gently caress Parson Brown gently caress the blue bird and the new bird. Also “Do They Know It’s Christmas”, lame rear end Bono soaked guilt-wank song gently caress that song too Nice meltdown
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Rookoo posted:Another rock and roll Christmas isn't a half bad tune in my opinion Not just multiple rapes, multiple child rapes. The man is an absolute monster.
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Dec 4, 2019 08:36
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I love that Wham song 
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its this one op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAVheZAxDU
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I would say Christmas songs are 50% straight up bad, 40% bad because of how overplayed they are, 8% neither good nor bad, and 2% good. I like sleigh bells (the orchestral arrangement ONLY) and the McCartney one, so take from that what you will
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Dec 4, 2019 09:54
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It’s the Christmas shoes but special mention to that one where the cat dies because it got locked out in a blizzard and Santa takes the corpse back to the North Pole with him for some reason https://youtu.be/yZ2sa3tyvkI
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~Coxy posted:This thread is useless now that youtube previewers/inliner scripts don't work anymore. They still work, you should lower the tracking protection setting in your browser.
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Dec 4, 2019 10:14
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Frank Sinatra singing Christmas songs is so bad it actually circles back to being awesome because he’s clearly hammered on Chivas and just doing it for the money. The effort levels put in are so low that it’s actually impressive.
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Frank Sinatra is a huge piece of poo poo I can't defend him in any way He's real bad Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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Dec 4, 2019 10:56
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This is the best/worst performance of a classic Christmas song https://youtu.be/Mk4woNRD7NQ
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Dec 4, 2019 12:54
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Sarah McLachlan and Barenaked Ladies do We Three Kings very shittily, and Sarah fucks up and keeps singing after the band abruptly stops playing, and she just kind of awkwardly trails off and stops. It sucks rear end.
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Dec 4, 2019 13:07
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Frank Frank posted:"Last Christmas" is pretty awful. What the gently caress?! This is one of the only good Christmas songs you rear end in a top hat, you moron
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Dec 4, 2019 13:28
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Resting Lich Face posted:That's the most bougie thing I've ever heard. My last apartment was initially designed to be a fly-in community, but it seems like they never got all the funding they needed to build the airstrip and the builders burnt down two of the buildings on the same night in 1977 for insurance.
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Dec 4, 2019 13:32
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The one about loving santa
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Kazak posted:What the gently caress?! This poo poo is played in retail establishment on a loop, I hate it. And it's not even a Christmas song.
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Dec 4, 2019 14:28
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I worked in retail and in hospitality (front desk) for years. I have to tell my poor wife if we go on drives, NO CHRISTMAS MUSIC. I... I just can't take any of it.
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Dec 4, 2019 14:54
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Lambert posted:This poo poo is played in retail establishment on a loop, I hate it. And it's not even a Christmas song. Er, wat. They're literally decorating a tree in the video.
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Dec 4, 2019 15:05
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the McCartney song is good
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Dec 4, 2019 15:19
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Kazak posted:What the gently caress?! Lambert posted:And it's not even a Christmas song.
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Dec 4, 2019 15:43
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Lambert posted:This poo poo is played in retail establishment on a loop, I hate it. And it's not even a Christmas song. Any song played on loop in a retail setting will soon turn unlistenable.
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Kazak posted:Any song played on loop in a retail setting will soon turn unlistenable. I had the opposite experience a couple of times and it's why I kinda like Sia's cover of "Under the Milkyway" better than the original.
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Grocery store I frequent started playing soft jazz covers of songs in between Christmas music and you know what it makes it somewhat tolerable.
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