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The kind you can tuck into your waistband and pretend your dick is shooting fireballs
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Dec 3, 2019 21:02
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Ones that explode?
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Dec 3, 2019 21:03
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it's legit roman candles there's really no other comparison especially if you tape a bunch of em together at once
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Dec 3, 2019 21:04
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illegal ones
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Dec 3, 2019 21:04
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whatever this thing is OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iail1vqS4MM&t=98s
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Dec 3, 2019 21:08
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You're fired!
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Dec 3, 2019 21:12
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the biggest ones
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Dec 3, 2019 21:33
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the biggest mortar they sell is always the right answer.
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Dec 4, 2019 01:48
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Bottle rockets. The come so in handy, you never know when you need a bunch of bottle rockets, livens up any gathering. I always keep emergency bottle rockets in the trunk of my car. You never know when you are going to want/need to shoot a bottle rocket at something.
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Dec 4, 2019 01:57
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Buy these fireworks OP
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bird with big dick posted:The kind you can tuck into your waistband and pretend your dick is shooting fireballs http://i.imgur.com/kQOxLnW.gifv
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Dec 4, 2019 03:25
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snakes and sparklers.
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Cool Dude 69 posted:snakes and sparklers. Right right. Then when mom goes inside dad pulls out the good explodey poo poo.
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Dec 4, 2019 03:51
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Brain seeking heat missiles, apply directly to forehead
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the kind that makes you happiest
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Dec 4, 2019 05:51
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Hard call between Roman candles which are cool for looking back in all the times you hosed around with them and somehow no one was seriously injured and bottle rockets just cause you can get a million of them and like tie a ton of ignitions together and light em off and poo poo
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Dec 4, 2019 06:47
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One time in highschool a guy I knew tossed a m80 into an aluminum garbage can at lunch and it exploded the poo poo out of it like blew the whole side out and like school didn't even stop everyone just went on with lunch and then went to class which seems pretty crazy for post 9/11 but this was also like 2006 pre every week there is a school shooting America
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Dec 4, 2019 06:52
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Petroleum, make your own.
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Grevling posted:Petroleum, make your own. I used to make my own fountains, sparklers and lovely rockets out of table sugar, saltpeter and ground up charcoal  We eventually found a bag of sulfur somehow and while it didn't exactly make it burn faster than melted sugar stuff, at least it made that nice blackpowder smell, and I could make these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzSaH-89p7U Of course for the kids today there are youtube tutorials on how you can make them, don't even have to figure anything out  
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Dec 4, 2019 11:47
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Whichever one blows your posting fingers off the fastest op
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bird with big dick posted:The kind you can tuck into your waistband and pretend your dick is shooting fireballs 
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Dec 4, 2019 14:14
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Did he die?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Did he die? He lost his [sex] life
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Dec 4, 2019 16:32
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 Alongside a small PVC pipe that you duct tape to the arm of your coat so you can fire wrist-rockets like Boba Fett [post signed, 10-year-old me]
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Dec 4, 2019 16:46
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My neighbor from childhood said M80s are equivalent to an 1/8 stick of dynamite so I think those are pretty good.
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One thing you don't want to do is light a bundle a sparkles stuck inside a sandbox. Also, don't try to cover it with a plastic wheelbarrow.
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*pchuff* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSR4cxskUo B L A M
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       and the ever classy 
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Dec 4, 2019 18:31
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Linux Pirate posted:and the ever classy what the actual gently caress
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i guess i'd rather just spend the money on a nice p.g. wodehouse novel instead, his dry humour is kind of like fireworks for the mind, lighting up ur imagination and wonder
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Dec 4, 2019 18:43
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i used to like getting the tanks and modifying them. i started out with taking the gun from one and adding it to another to make a "mammoth tank" but then i moved on to stuffing helzapoppins, smoke tablets, and other stuff into the tanks to make it so that it would be "hit" (this also usually resulted in the tank catching fire completely and burning down to a heap of smoking rubble, which was badass) last couple years i've been too lazy to bother with it, but the 4th's on a saturday this year so maybe i'll get up to some shenanigans
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Dec 4, 2019 18:59
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Any of these good for gender reveals or is a military surplus store a better place for those?
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big nipples big life posted:what the actual gently caress I know right? There were a lot more than 30 shots fired along the trail of tears.
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Let's come up with tasteful names for fireworks ITT Emil Nobel's Swedish Fireballs
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Had a legit chuckle at the At It Again
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big nipples big life posted:what the actual gently caress I get the idea that there is someone in a Chinese factory googling "Popular phrases America" and just going with it.
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Linux Pirate posted:And the ever classy Looks expensive for a single firework, like $20 dollars. It takes an Andrew Jackson to get this
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