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I’m hoping my new roommate doesn’t touch my rei ayanami figmas...but I am excited to meet the new housemates for our first dinner together!!
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im already just microwaving velveeta for myself
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Dec 4, 2019 01:23
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I put on my wizard hat and cloak
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Dec 4, 2019 01:25
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*walks into room* "wow! I really wasn't expecting much, but they have complimentary rei ayanami jack-off idols here! I already had a jack and gave one a good hefty, and ropey I might add, load! This place is awesome!"
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Dec 4, 2019 01:26
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*in confessional* ...and seriously the smell is basically unbearable.
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Dec 4, 2019 01:29
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Dec 4, 2019 01:30
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take a look at my tits *network censors them*
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Dec 4, 2019 01:30
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VikingSkull posted:take a look at my tits *bombs network headquarters*
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Dec 4, 2019 01:34
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Oh? The Landlord? We haven't seen him in 15 years. He sure cashes those rent checks though.
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Dec 4, 2019 01:37
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*eats nothing but taco bell* *farts all over the house* *gets paid massive check by taco bell*
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Dec 4, 2019 01:37
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Let me tell you about this patch of mushrooms I am cultivating next to my mattress.
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Dec 4, 2019 01:41
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"Ironically this is a ranch-style house"
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Dec 4, 2019 01:51
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Linux Pirate posted:"Ironically this is a ranch-style house" *tries anal w/ girlfriend behind a thin tarpaulin as the cameras roll*
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Dec 4, 2019 02:06
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::turns to cameraman:: I did NOT come here to make friends.
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Dec 4, 2019 02:10
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*Lurks in the background of every shot while avoiding eye contact with everyone*
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Dec 4, 2019 02:11
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*brought the entire contents of my hoarder house with me.* Can I store some stuff in your room? Mine's full.
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Dec 4, 2019 02:14
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*asks everyone if there are stairs in the building*
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Dec 4, 2019 02:16
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*rubs poison oak leaves on all the toilet seats then looks at camera* "It's a harmless prank, they'll get over it." 
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Dec 4, 2019 02:54
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*Writes on whiteboard* Chinatown: What, again??? Me: Yea. Chinatown: Criminy! *Nooner peeks from the doorway* Nooner: What, again, really??? Chinatown: Yes really! *Silence for a minute, Sid walks in, pauses, looks at whiteboard* Sid: No way? Again?? Nooner: Yes! It's incredible! *Burt drives in on electric scooter* Burt: What's all the commotion, what did I tell you all about doing this? It's loving stupid I should have you written up for breaking house ru - wait, again!? Sid: Yes Burt again! Me: Yea. Burt: Booger, is this chart accurate? Me: Yea. Burt: That's amazing, that's the second day in a row! *All stare at the chart speechless, across countless grid spaces there are arrayed precise measurements of bowl movements, diameter, consistency, volume, foreign contents, and the one everyone's eyes are drawn to, a percentage measurement of resemblance to one particular person which sits at 100% for two consecutive days* Burt: This is the second straight day Booger has shat out a turd that LOOKS JUST LIKE FUCKIN OP BECAUSE HE'S A HUGE FUCKIN PIECE OF poo poo!! Burt, Nooner, Chinatown, Sid, Booger: LOOOOOOOOOL Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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Dec 4, 2019 02:55
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Dell_Zincht posted:*asks everyone if there are stairs in the building* There are, and they're really well insulated too!
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Dec 4, 2019 02:56
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Host: Goons, are you ready for your next challenge? *Host pulls away sheet covering pile of filthy keyboards on table*
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Dec 4, 2019 03:09
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Goons get voted off and their spines ripped out and sewn into a monstrous Lowtax-based abomination shouting gibberish about collecting all of the vertebrae. Ia ia Lowtax ftagn!
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Dec 4, 2019 03:16
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*shits out part of his own rectum in the shower and stomps it down the drain*
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Dec 4, 2019 03:31
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*loudly packs a tin of Cope long cut while staring silently at the other house mates* Who wants to talk politic- *gets shoulder tackled*
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Dec 4, 2019 03:32
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Someone shat in all my socks
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Dec 4, 2019 03:34
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*every episode is just every goon in their respective room, on their gaming rig, playing Rimworld and farting occasionally* *every episode someone says the n word during a heated gaming moment and gets sent home*
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Dec 4, 2019 03:39
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*makes 2 am chili*
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Dec 4, 2019 03:42
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Resting Lich Face posted:Goons get voted off and their spines ripped out and sewn into a monstrous Lowtax-based abomination shouting gibberish about collecting all of the vertebrae. Ia ia Lowtax ftagn! in the city of twitter our dead god lowtax lies broke
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Dec 4, 2019 03:45
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they're kicking me off the show for racism despite saying nothing about race what gives?!?!
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Dec 4, 2019 03:49
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Aerox posted:::turns to cameraman:: I did NOT come here to make friends. Nobody uses :: to denote action anymore you old geezer. I vote we kick Aerox out of the house
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Dec 4, 2019 04:01
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*Jacks off in Confession Booth*
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Dec 4, 2019 04:36
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Everyone stay the gently caress away from my pumpkins!
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Dec 4, 2019 04:55
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Everyone, I poo poo in the microwave because we are out of toilet paper.
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Dec 4, 2019 04:56
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Everyone is brought together to cooperate in making a nice big pot of chili. A bloodbath ensues.
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Dec 4, 2019 04:57
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*serves a plate of hot dogs to housemates* You guys want a sandwich? 
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Dec 4, 2019 04:59
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Literally A Person posted:*serves a plate of hot dogs to housemates* *slaps plate to floor* That's not a loving chicken cheese!
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Dec 4, 2019 05:02
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*builds a second set of stairs in the house.* (So I can hide under them and watch anime.)
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Dec 4, 2019 05:02
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:*builds a second set of stairs in the house.* I'll help you install the insulation.
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Dec 4, 2019 05:03
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Resting Lich Face posted:I'll help you install the insulation. No. gently caress you. This is being built Groverhaus style. Edit: Groverhaus style means no competence what so ever. mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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*before commercial break it’s revealed Resting Litch Face had all my missing panties in his dresser* *looks at cameraman* 
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