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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

buglord posted:

*before commercial break it’s revealed Resting Litch Face had all my missing panties in his dresser*

*looks at cameraman* :stonk:

:confused:

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Aerox posted:

::turns to cameraman:: I did NOT come here to make friends.

*Maintains steely gaze for a few seconds. Then looks down and shuffles awkwardly*

See, I'm just not very good at making friends.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
so glad that all these staircases are thoroughly insulated

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
*turns on my monitor*

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
produced by Hakan

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
I'm going to do nothing but play WoW all day and bristle and shuffle violently in my chair whenever anyone talks to me.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Hey guys, I think the house next door is stealing cable from us.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


*convinces everyone to give up their life savings to a man standing out on the sidewalk in a confederate flag tee shirt saying he wants to sell hot dogs.*

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Did you just stick your finger in my peanut butter?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Hey guys, I think the house next door is stealing cable from us.

That's okay. We're stealing the cable from our neighbors.
(I say this underneath my stairs without looking up from the glow of my two laptops playing anime.)

*The stairs are unfinished and have nails poking up from where the rail should be. Also the stairs end at a door that leads to 1 story drop outside.*

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
WHO THREW THEIR CUMSOCKS IN WITH MY POOPSOCKS?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


"hey everyone, I hope you like ribs!"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

in the city of twitter our dead god lowtax lies broke

This atmosphere needs more Scroto to breathe more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAosqVfSBZ4

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I'm here to fix the cable

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
... and the goon who carries the printer the farthest wins immunity for this week!

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


numberoneposter posted:

*makes 2 am chili*

I hope you are sharing that motherfucking delicious stuff with your goonmates!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why are my leopard print socks bleached?!

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

The pillowcase is a recent purchase but her soul is over a thousand years old

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Unironically, I really do think, wish, hope and want this to be a real show. We probably already have solid writing talent for the staged segments for the occasions when the organic wackiness wanes.

It could be filmed on location in the SA offices or heck, Lowtax's root cellar/foundation crawlspace!

SA has a wealth of characters and endless potential for weird/dumb/sad/hilarious social dynamics

ITS PERFECT drat IT

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
everybody leave me alone, i'm going to my room to post for a while

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Aerox posted:

::turns to cameraman:: I did NOT come here to make friends.

I look away sadly as the camera zooms in on my face

tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.
who the gently caress stretched out my posting gloves

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ok who raided my poop jar, fess up!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

There is a knock at the front door.
A man in an unkempt business suit is standing there, with a projector on a cart.

If he could just take a moment of our time to show us this video that he's found, he's sure that...


and in unison, the house responds... "gently caress OFF, GURF!"

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
"This week we are having a special guest. Everyone get ready to meet... Granos!"
*9 people reflexively call the police*

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Let's leave this pet door open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5rf0bBAfGU

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I just wish he'd show some respect for this house- and, frankly for himself- and use incognito mode when he looks at this stuff on the house computer. And also close the door.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Dick Bastardly posted:

Unironically, I really do think, wish, hope and want this to be a real show. We probably already have solid writing talent for the staged segments for the occasions when the organic wackiness wanes.

It could be filmed on location in the SA offices or heck, Lowtax's root cellar/foundation crawlspace!

SA has a wealth of characters and endless potential for weird/dumb/sad/hilarious social dynamics

ITS PERFECT drat IT

As a goon project it is already doomed to failure so :rip:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*house collapses and catches on fire instantaneously, killing everyone trapped within*
The film crew shrugs and says "oh grover"

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
It's me, Reginald P. Linux. I see you haven't moved out of the Goon House. You seem like roommates of many words, so let me tell you this how about - if you don't move out of the Goon House, it could mean you're a goon

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Do any of you guys remember signing up for this? I just woke up here. Why are all the doors locked from the outside?

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

poverty goat posted:

Do any of you guys remember signing up for this? I just woke up here. Why are all the doors locked from the outside?

What does it matter when we have the entire BUDK catalog collection?

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I want the 3rd floor corner room, above landerig

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Could you guys shut up? I'm trying to raid over here!

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I'm the house audiophile.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
WHO THE HELL KEEPS EATING MY HAMBURGER HELPER

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
*gets voted off at first elimination*

Goon, Looks like you're Permabanned. Turn in your keyboard.
*gets pushed down the stairs*

Remaining goons, your next challenge is to photoshop this fall and add a Sarah Mclachlan song to it. Good luck.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

FilthyImp posted:

*gets voted off at first elimination*

Goon, Looks like you're Permabanned. Turn in your keyboard.
*gets pushed down the stairs*

Remaining goons, your next challenge is to photoshop this fall and add a Sarah Mclachlan song to it. Good luck.
In the arrrrmmmmsss of annn angelllll.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I'm the guy who can only interact with others through references to Dune and/or Cormac McCarthy

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Well poo poo!

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