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Why are my eyes red? It's been a long day is all. Need to catch up on my sleep. Huh? I don't know what weed smells like.
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Hello
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Dec 4, 2019 03:02
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What even is a cell, if you think about it?
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Dec 4, 2019 03:04
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Why did I take so long to pull over, officer? Oh, I wanted to get to a lit area; you can never be too safe these days, right? The open window? It doesn't roll up, sucks, especially in January. Did not get busted. Also did not ever drive whilst intoxicated again. (don't crucify me, this was over 10 years ago when I was an incredibly stupid irresponsible dumbass teenager)
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Dec 4, 2019 03:05
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anybody who knows me knows im high as gently caress, no need to pretend
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Dec 4, 2019 03:06
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*thinks about living mas*
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Dec 4, 2019 03:51
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everybody be cool
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Dec 4, 2019 03:52
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Resting Lich Face posted:this was over 10 years ago when I was an incredibly stupid irresponsible dumbass teenager) Why are kids allowed to post on the forums?
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Lambert posted:Why are kids allowed to post on the forums? Same reason they let retards like you post here
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Dec 4, 2019 03:57
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Resting Lich Face posted:Why did I take so long to pull over, officer? Oh, I wanted to get to a lit area; you can never be too safe these days, right? The open window? It doesn't roll up, sucks, especially in January. I exclusively drive high
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Dec 4, 2019 03:57
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hey back there was that weird? was what i said weird? am i a strange person gently caress i hosed it up he knows they know they loving know
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Dec 4, 2019 03:58
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Dec 4, 2019 04:01
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Dude it's like everything was wrapped in translucent behives, but not.
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Dec 4, 2019 04:04
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*doesn't say a word the entire time*
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Dec 4, 2019 04:05
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200 billion stars... just in OUR galaxy? And there are billions of galaxies?
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Dec 4, 2019 04:06
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Away all Goats posted:*doesn't say a word the entire time*
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Dec 4, 2019 04:07
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*continues to eat/drink at a constant, regular pace to avoid having to make conversation*
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Dec 4, 2019 04:11
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No, I, uh think the downstairs neighbors are smoking again, that's why the living room stinks of weed. Yeah, the landlord's son, I think he smokes. Bummer, right roomie?
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Dec 4, 2019 04:12
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I'm good y'all, nahh 4 real, 'mgood
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Dec 4, 2019 04:16
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"I plead not guilty, your honor"
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Dec 4, 2019 04:16
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Chinatown posted:*thinks about living mas* I'm so hungry
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Dec 4, 2019 04:17
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*comes to a perfectly executed stop at the green light*
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Dec 4, 2019 04:19
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*vaping in the bathroom at work at 3pm*
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Dec 4, 2019 04:21
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I'm so hungry but a normal hunger not because of anything
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Dec 4, 2019 04:22
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Jesus... jesus cheuse I'm hungry
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Dec 4, 2019 04:22
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"No! I am not high as gently caress MOM!" *Is talking to a lamp post."
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Dec 4, 2019 04:59
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why is it taking me so long to answer the question gotta say something, anything people are waiting but I'm not saying anything oh god people know PEOPLE KNOW oh they weren't talking to me. we cool. we cool.
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Dec 4, 2019 05:01
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*looks cops right in the eye with utter hate and loathing* i plead the fifth
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Dec 4, 2019 05:13
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wwait wut? lol
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Dec 4, 2019 05:38
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*walks into conference room, greets everyone and looks them confidently in the eyes for a few seconds* (the seconds are actually minutes)
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Dec 4, 2019 05:38
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i'm high as hell right now
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Dec 4, 2019 05:39
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Stark Fist posted:wwait wut? lol Lol
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Dec 4, 2019 05:39
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*talks too loudly*
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Dec 4, 2019 05:40
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man, there's no way in hell I can fake being sober, I'll just make like I'm drunk instead *it's 10 a.m. on a workday*
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Dec 4, 2019 05:40
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*activates manual breathing, but for literally every action and biological function*
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Dec 4, 2019 05:45
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Riatsala posted:*activates manual breathing, but for literally every action and biological function* people eat food like... this? I think?
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Dec 4, 2019 05:46
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*Stares at the credit card reader at the grocery store checkout line, waiting for it to say when to swipe your card, even though its been on that screen for at least a minute* The cashier uncomfortably looks away and fiddles with something at her station, hoping that you'll eventually get it. DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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Dec 4, 2019 05:48
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Riatsala posted:*activates manual breathing, but for literally every action and biological function* *forgets how to walk, struts instead*
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Dec 4, 2019 05:49
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:*Stares at the credit card reader at the grocery store checkout line, waiting for it to say when to swipe your card, even though its been on that screen for at least a minute* We fixed this one with the cards you just boop against the reader.
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The Butcher posted:We fixed this one with the cards you just boop against the reader. About 15 years too late. Sorry cashier lady at Trader Joe's. I just wanted some frozen chimichangas. I didn't realize how difficult things would be
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