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Literally A Person posted:When you've never been made to attend a meeting. Thats not unexpected good thing, that's just living right
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Supreme Allah posted:Thats not unexpected good thing, that's just living right ...I guess you're right. HERE'S TO THAT!!! :beer:
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Literally A Person posted:When you've never been made to attend a meeting. Supreme Allah posted:Thats not unexpected good thing, that's just living right Aaaand now I'm sad.
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Dec 4, 2019 23:07
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Jay_Zombie posted:Aaaand now I'm sad. If it helps you probably make more money than I do 
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Literally A Person posted:If it helps you probably make more money than I do Possibly, but I don't get to keep it. I'm rocking that 6 month old cracked windshield, collecting change for beer, owning 4 days worth of clothes, high flying lifestyle. 
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Dec 4, 2019 23:20
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Jay_Zombie posted:Possibly, but I don't get to keep it. None of us do! 
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Dec 4, 2019 23:21
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when the foam on the extra foamy latte is just right
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Dec 4, 2019 23:22
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Literally A Person posted:None of us do! Troof.
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Dec 4, 2019 23:23
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These are great.hosed-Up Little Dog posted:What were you expecting the coffee to feel like? Do you mean the first time you tried it or is it a pleasant surprise every time? I meant like when I wake up and that coffee first hits my mouth, and I tilt my head back and close my eyes like I'm in a folgers commercial.
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Literally A Person posted:- The oncologist calling and telling us that, actually yes, that person is healthy enough for the life saving surgery we need to do. This is VERY good. It's been real nice reading through the posts here, after a hectic day. I hope this brought youse all some happiness too.
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Dec 4, 2019 23:35
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about 1 hour before the end of my shift at work I realised I was coming up on an acid trip I don't know who dosed me but thanks for the free drugs! (seriously though that was loving terrifying before I realised what was going on) pretty sure I didn't dose myself since I haven't had acid since I moved to the shittiest city in the world
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You might have acquired schizophrenia, welcome to your new life, have fun 
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Jasus Christ posted:This is VERY good. The absolute best news I've heard in weeks.
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Dec 4, 2019 23:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:You might have acquired schizophrenia, welcome to your new life, have fun Well poo poo this isn't an unexpected good thing at all
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Dec 4, 2019 23:54
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drat son, that's why you gotta stay away from cat doody.
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blatman posted:about 1 hour before the end of my shift at work I realised I was coming up on an acid trip Man that would be incredible. Except if I had responsibilities, which I do, always. Mine: being a pivotal part of a glowing Google or help review for the growing small business you're working for
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when you sit on the toilet and your anus opens up like a trap door and a complete, solid turd just falls out, no force required. you wipe your rear end in a top hat with toilet paper and inspect it to see a complete lack of brown on it. You could say that no wiping was needed, unless there was some backsplash that made your rear end cheeks wet with toilet water. the perfect poo
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:when you sit on the toilet and your anus opens up like a trap door and a complete, solid turd just falls out, no force required. you wipe your rear end in a top hat with toilet paper and inspect it to see a complete lack of brown on it. You could say that no wiping was needed, unless there was some backsplash that made your rear end cheeks wet with toilet water. A "Flawless Victory" + "The Kiss of Poseidon" = a refreshing poo.
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OMFG FURRY posted:a good YouTube recommendation PilotRedSun is a treasure. I had not seen this one thank you. It’s the bizarre and original approach to animation combined with seemingly not giving a gently caress, it’s magic. Get his music album on Bandcamp if you want something to listen to that will make you think of mangled cartoons.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:07
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When u see a bus pull away from yr stop seconds before u reach it but it turns out that wasn't yr bus, yr bus is just pulling up now and you didn't miss it. U get on the bus and it's kind of crowded and u walk to the back thinking yr gunna have to stand the entire ride but then some one stands up to get off
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Dec 5, 2019 20:17
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when u get 7 nuggests instead of 6 and they dont charge for xtra sauce
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Thinking u got cut off but then using yr ebt and finding out u re-upped just now
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Gotta say being a twin dad to 6 month olds is unexpectedly good
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Dec 5, 2019 20:29
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bomb posted:Gotta say being a twin dad to 6 month olds is unexpectedly good Not for everyone of course but for those of us with the temperament for it there is nothing quite like a little bb to make your day go from total poo poo to amazing.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:30
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When you get a letter from the clinic and finally learn how to spell 'gonorrhea'
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Dec 5, 2019 20:36
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Forgetting your glasses at home when you go to work and thinking you'll be straining your eyes all day but your loving spouse noticed you left them home and is on thier way to you already.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:39
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Sprue posted:When u see a bus pull away from yr stop seconds before u reach it but it turns out that wasn't yr bus, yr bus is just pulling up now and you didn't miss it. U get on the bus and it's kind of crowded and u walk to the back thinking yr gunna have to stand the entire ride but then some one stands up to get off On a similar note, thinking you'd missed your flight and would have to spend a night sleeping in Cleveland but the plane got delayed so you only have to spend less than an hour of your precious life there.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:42
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bidets 🥴
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StabMasterArson posted:waking up not wanting to kill myself drat, look at this well adjusted MFer. Nah, I'll stop bitching.
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Realizing that you are not going through a brutal divorce cause you never married
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