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Escape From Noise

Fellow YOBBERS! I've just started to uncover a conspiracy on these very forums! But I don't want anyone to worry too much. It seems pretty chill.

A cadre of posters going possibly all the way up to the highest offices in the country are part of group. A pretty low key but also pretty influential group. They number in the very much a lot of them. I'm pretty sure. You will know them by there secret high five (handshakes are pretty uptight and square) and by their imagery.



I speak of course of the...Chilluminati! They exist in every town and city in the world. Influencing others. Trying to get others to just calm down and take 'er easy. But the uptight among us cannot STAND it! Where do we stand? WHAT DO WE DO?!?

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nut posted:

i'm standing up for the people by constantly worrying even in the comfort of my own home

They will find you and pop a coldie for you while lighting up a jay. I've seen it happen before.

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magic cactus posted:

*Illuminati eye in the pyramid but the eye is red from 2 much weed*

Thus the sunglasses

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Someone told me that I needed to "chill out". This conspiracy runs deep!

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Chilluminati is trying to bring about the NWO, or Naptime World Order

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nut posted:

r we gaslighting me

I think most people have moved on to electric lights.

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magic cactus posted:

gaslighting? More like... ASSlighting :rimshot:

:eyepop:
Future poo poo

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The MUMPSorceress posted:

gaslighting is when u light someone's fart without their consent to rob them of the opportunity to enjoy their vital essences

And it's a crime!

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