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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > ITT we are no longer running for office
 
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

 *the trench coat collapses, it turns out i was three kids standing on each other this whole time*

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2019 07:05
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:28
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

 My concession speech contains a thinly veiled codephrase for a brutal military coup and purge. The tall trees must fall.

Let's see who gets to be on the schoolboard now, Sharon.

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2019 08:06
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

 thanks to these voter amendments making me county coroner for life, I'll never have to run again.

*ponders the irony of being a coroner for life*

*later ironically dies of a coronary*

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2019 08:11
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

HEY IM JOE FUCKIN BIDEN AND I SHOULD BE IN HERE BUT I'M A HUGE FUCKIN HITLER AND I WON'T CUZ I GOT THE FUCKIN BRAINSHITS AND ALL MY MONEY HAS MADE ME AS DUMB AS YOU CAN FUCKIN BE BEFORE YOUR BODY JUST SWALLOWS YOUR OWN TONGUE TO DO THE SPECIES A FAVOR

*Howard Stern coughing nervously on mic*

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2019 08:12
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