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Good evening, and thank you all for joining me here tonight. It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I, forums poster hamjobs, am no longer running for president. It's been a long campaign trail and while we faced and overcame such great challenges as the Illinois State Fair Pie Eating Contest, the Miss Georgia Peach Festival Dunk Tank and tax liabilities greater than my income on paper, I believe it's time to hang up my hat and put my support behind another, greater candidate: literally a baby with a tiny Hitler moustache. Baby Hit, as he's known to the zoomers and his supporters, has great plans, many huge plans, for this country, and is the right choice to lead us into a brighter future. I would like to thank everyone for their support during the campaign, and to those who didn't (Janet), for their creative criticism during my bid for election. |
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I would like to thank everyone for their support during my campaign BUT gently caress ALL Y'ALL I QUIT MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOO GOTCHA I NEVER WANTED THAT JOB OWNED! FOR MILLIONS, YOU WERE ALL OWNED HAHAHAHA |
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