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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
i would just like to say that every baby i kissed has my disease now and i am glad of it

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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
you all know my wife of course, but i would like to call to the stage right now a very fine lady to give a few words: folks, please put your hands together and give a warm welcome to my mistress

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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
my opponent may have won this round, and i congratulate her for it, but mark well- i will have my revenge

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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
i've just been informed by my lawyer that the crimes i acknowledged committing earlier in my concession speech "still count" even though i lost the election, and so i would like to categorically deny committing each and every one of those murders

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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
*undoes belt buckle, allows gut to resume its natural flow*

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by sebmojo
i cannot-a believe-a the Holy Spirit did not-a choose me, the holiest of all-a the Cardinals!!!

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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
you gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell !!!

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