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A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've had a complaint made against me as a staff member by a student.

Since this is actually loving my life up I would like some legal help. I don't know for sure yet but I think the complain is a complaint of assault, which is defamatory since it was a mutual game of wrestling and she happened to get hurt. Something that didn't seem to bother her after when we were on the sofa together. The university I am studying at are taking it very seriously though and so am I, even though I am pretty sure I am going to win this battle I would like some legal help for when this is over because I would like to counter this with some sort of complaint against the university/her.

Is there a better sub-forum for this, I may need legal help.

As I said this is a serious matter, for me at least so I retracted all the edits.

A_Account fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Dec 6, 2019

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Flee the country

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Just counter complain. Stupid.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Maybe fuckin give us any details at all you poo poo for brains OP.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Maybe fuckin give us any details at all you poo poo for brains OP.

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Maybe fuckin give us any details at all you poo poo for brains OP.

I'm a student (I'm also staff at the uni too) and another student has made a complaint against me. AFAIK I haven't raped anyone.

How's that?

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Wait they're complaining that they weren't raped?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I haven’t read the OP or any replies but I’m pretty sure you’re gonna have to gently caress your way out of this one pal

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Drop out of school and join the Marines.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I haven’t read the OP or any replies but I’m pretty sure you’re gonna have to gently caress your way out of this one pal

Sounds like that's what got him in this mess to begin with!!!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Congrats you're now assistant principal

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm glad you didn't rape anybody. The SA forums are not where you need to be looking for advice regarding your troubles.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Show her you're dick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

print out your SA forums posts and submit them as evidence of your upstanding character

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

A_Account posted:

I'm a student (I'm also staff at the uni too) and another student has made a complaint against me. AFAIK I haven't raped anyone.

How's that?

Well if you had sex with them, then you're probably going to get charged.

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm glad you didn't rape anybody. The SA forums are not where you need to be looking for advice regarding your troubles.

100% I can assure you no sort of rape happened. If it did I would have already hung myself.

I can send through my statement to give some idea but only to people I see around on the forum. You're not one of them.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op I'm filing a complaint against you rn

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Owlbear Camus posted:

Show her you're dick

OP, don't do this.

Ask her, politely, if she would like to see your genitals. Assure her that there's no pressure.

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A_Account posted:

100% I can assure you no sort of rape happened. If it did I would have already hung myself.

I can send through my statement to give some idea but only to people I see around on the forum. You're not one of them.

Mr Steak is about the only person

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Step 1: Edit this post and remove all information
Step 2: Consult an actual lawyer instead of an internet forum.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So you were wrestling but you didn't bang her?

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Well if you had sex with them, then you're probably going to get charged.

I didnt

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Just give her a couple thousand bucks to drop the complaint because you're probably hosed in today's world where no one will believe you were just "wrestling"

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Frank Frank posted:

Step 1: Edit this post and remove all information
Step 2: Consult an actual lawyer instead of an internet forum.

Got money for that?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Do what Math Debater did, OP

Math Debater posted:

I've been talking to the same guy since Fall 2012, so I don't think the quality has really changed much for better or worse. Also, I feel like a super cool dude having just masturbated in the department's graduate student office. But don't worry, I cleaned up very thoroughly and carefully and didn't get any fluids on the furniture.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Wait...are you? :thunk:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Try joining some online poker sites.

You can get like free money if you just cancel your account right after the sign up bonus hits.

Pay for a lawyer with that.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wrestle like mommy and daddy like to wrestle, or WWE style? This is important.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
deny, deny, deny!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I mean I guess there's a lot of faking and theatre going on in either case but did any furniture get smashed?!

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Grem posted:

Try joining some online poker sites.

You can get like free money if you just cancel your account right after the sign up bonus hits.

Pay for a lawyer with that.

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EorayMel posted:

Do what Math Debater did, OP


Wait...are you? :thunk:

Christ no.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I made the complaint

Willias
Sep 3, 2008
mutual game of wrestling?

Sounds like you hosed up OP, maybe next time try out a signature move like some sort of suplex, or if all else fails, hit her with a folding chair.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



In the 80s there was a guy named brutus the barber beefcake and his ginmick was when he beat a guy in the ring he would cut off a lock of the dude's hair with a hedge trimmer

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, you can't just smash her through a table and call it a "game". You gotta use breakaway furniture and practice it first so she knows how to take the fall.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
If you're going to get blamed for something you didn't do, then you might as well go ahead and do that thing. What do you have to lose?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mods move this to rowdy ringsports so OP can work on his technique

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

If you're going to get blamed for something you didn't do, then you might as well go ahead and do that thing. What do you have to lose?

At this point I don't know what I've had a complaint made against me for. I'm assuming assault because of x y and z

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

A_Account posted:

At this point I don't know what I've had a complaint made against me for. I'm assuming assault because of x y and z

Go on...

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Wrestle with more students to build up a credible precedent for wrestling with students as a staff member, you goddamn numbskull

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