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Blast of Confetti posted:how huge are her turds sung to the tune of How Deep is Your Love
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what else did your wife say about these guys obviously in better shape
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Big Beef City posted:So MY WIFE has gotten really into fitness the last couple years. your wife is loving the dudes over there
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DoctorGonzo posted:your wife is loving the dudes over there Oh no poo poo DoctorGonzo? Some bonafide words of wisdom here from captain moron. Check this poo poo out everyone. No one on earth had considered this line of logic prior to you, you loving genius. Holy smokes. How'd you come up with this you brilliant wordsmith? Mage of our age?
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No, really, I hadn't considered I'd opened myself up to that and you really laid me bare. Wow. Hot drat DoctorGonzo. You've outdone yourself in flaying me with that insult. My god. How could I have been so blind, I wonder, as I stumble numbly from room to room, reeling.
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Dec 10, 2019 02:55
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av fits nice cuck bro
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Big Beef City posted:Oh no poo poo DoctorGonzo? im sorry about your wife railing other dudes
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DoctorGonzo posted:im sorry about your wife railing other dudes At least they're having very very healthy sex
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DoctorGonzo posted:im sorry about your wife railing other dudes I'm not, at least she's happy now.
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Dec 10, 2019 13:10
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Get a rifle with a long barrel and a really nice scope and suppressor. That way when she's sneaking in top secret facilities and breaking necks silently you can cover her and say poo poo on the radio like, "There's a guy to your left smoking a cigarette in a top hat and clown shoes" before she sneaks up and takes him out. If the alarm goes off you can start covering her escape. Get invested in the new team dynamic.
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Dec 10, 2019 15:32
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No offence to your old lady but imo the throwing star is a ridiculous weapon
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DoctorGonzo posted:im sorry about your wife railing other dudes Do you think they slam down on a huge red button after they cum
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I love this woman and her parkour body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the elusive side, ones who were nimble and silent, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as “shinobi” or even “ninjutsu.” Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of espionage (poisons, Aston Martins, wiretaps) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: caltrops, nunchaku, cute little black costume, etc. Her skills and discipline won’t be the one featured on the cover of Soldier of Fortune but it’s the one featured in my life and in my heart.
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More like Big Queef City am I right? Edit: Hit me with ur Bo Staff, bb. Will also accept shellelaghs.
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milkingmycow posted:Get a rifle with a long barrel and a really nice scope and suppressor. That way when she's sneaking in top secret facilities and breaking necks silently you can cover her and say poo poo on the radio like, "There's a guy to your left smoking a cigarette in a top hat and clown shoes" before she sneaks up and takes him out. If the alarm goes off you can start covering her escape. Get invested in the new team dynamic.
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Applewhite posted:Fun fact about Ninjas: the “traditional” ninja outfit is actually the costume of a stage hand. They dressed in black to move props and deploy special effects. The audience was supposed to pretend not to see them. Holy poo poo and you just blew MY mind!
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Icochet posted:No offence to your old lady but imo the throwing star is a ridiculous weapon Assuming it was ever used at all in reality, it was pretty much just a sharpened chunk of iron just aerodynamic enough that it wouldn't go straight into the floor, that had the edges covered in dung or some other infection/poison-causing substance, the point being to get that poo poo into someone's bloodstream by nicking them with it when you throw it at them, not the whole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8 you tend to see in fiction. But then, ninjas were more or less fiction in the first place, aside from being hired mercenaries (at a time when there were a lot of hired mercenaries) that pretended to be gardeners and poisoned some dude at the place they were trimming the trees at then bounced (rather than doing the whole stand-up battles thing). Everything about ninjas (trap sprung, I know the proper pluralization) is ridiculous ancient superhero comics equivalents actively being spread by them as PR so they'd get paid more money (and people might be afraid to fight them, so they could get away easier if they hosed up). Sorry, I was a weeb even in my early 80s childhood, when the only anime anyone had ever heard of was Astro Boy (which was just a cartoon from Japan, what the gently caress is an anime)
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The great thing about talking poo poo about the shuriken is that anyone trying to prove you wrong is foiled if you wear a jacket
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wife ninja. so what?
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