- Isaac
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From what I could gather it downloads a 5.8gb file every time its run
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- KakerMix
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I think it's actually running locally, it just requires a 2080Ti for training the model.
I meant running it not inside a browser window with Google's colab thing or whatever, I still think it runs like normal once you save a copy to your Google drive, just that you aren't re-downloading that super file each time. Like I said though, I'm super ignorant.
Laughed out loud at this story though:
quote:
You are Dilly, a survivor trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging
among the ruins of what is left. You have a hatchet and a hunting rifle. You
live in a small community of survivors who have managed to build a piece of
civilization after the bombs fell. You are talking to one of the leaders of
the community when you hear a noise outside. It sounds like a large group of
people or something
> ignore the noise
"**** this," you say as you walk towards the door. "I'm not going out there".
The leader looks at you with concern. "Are you sure? We could use all the help
we can get right now".
"No, I'm good," you reply
quote:
You are Ranger Danger, a ranger living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a hunting
bow and a quiver of arrows. You spot the deer and are ready to finish your hunt
when suddenly you hear a noise behind you.
"What is it?" you ask.
The voice comes from above you. It sounds like a man's, but not quite right.
"I'm sorry, I can't tell you anything," he says
> look towards voice
You turn around and see a man standing on top of a tree branch about ten feet
away. He has long blond hair and wears a green tunic with brown pants. His face
is covered by a hooded cloak that covers his entire body except for his hands
and feet
> "Are you an elf?"
He nods. "Yes".
"Can you help me?"
"I don't know what you mean".
"Do you know where the elves live?"
"No".
> "You are an elf but don't know where you live? Are you challenged?"
The man looks at you and then back to the ground. He slowly shakes his head.
"Well I can tell you where they live, but it's not going to be easy".
"What do you mean?"
> "Just tell me where they live and I'll give you diddly squat"
"Okay, here we go". The man points to a large forested area on the other side
of the mountain range. It seems like there should be some sort of road or trail
leading from there.
> shoot arrow into man's head
You aim your bow at the man and fire an arrow straight down. It flies right through
him. You hear a loud crack as he falls off the tree branch. You quickly pick
up the fallen arrow and put it back in its sheath
> "Fucker"
You walk over to the dead man and examine his body. There is no blood, just a
hole in his skull. You think you heard something. You pick up the arrow and
examine it. It says "Elven Archery Academy" on it
> take his cell phone
You grab the dead man's cell phone and check the contacts list. You find that
it's a number that belongs to a girl named Tanya. She lives in the city of Nuro.
You call her up.
"Hello?"
> "Hello is this Tanya?"
"Yeah, who are you?"
"My name is John Doe, I'm looking for information on elves".
> "You can call me Mr. Elf"
"Oh, okay. What kind of information would you like?"
"Anything".
"How much?"
"A hundred dollars".
"That's ridiculous, how could you afford that?"
"Because I'm rich".
"Really?"
> "Yeah baby I'm rolling in Big E, it's what we call money"
"Is that why you're calling me?"
"Of course, because I love you honey".
"Love you too, I love you too".
> "Now, about the elves"
"Oh yeah, about that..".
"What's wrong?"
"They're ******* all these poor people and taking their stuff".
"What?! How?!"
"It's a ******' conspiracy!"
> "Are you wearing a tinfoil hat right now? Do elves have tinfoil?"
"NO! They're just stupid!".
"So what are you talking about exactly?"
"These elvish ******** are taking our jobs, they're taking our wives, they're
taking our kids, they're taking everything!"
> "You don't actually know dick about elves do you?"
"No, but I've been hearing a lot of rumors lately, so I thought I'd come talk
to you directly".
"Alright, alright, calm down. What are you saying?"
> hang up
You hang up and sigh. You decide to call back later when you're feeling less
paranoid.
When you get home, you immediately start pacing the house. You try to figure
out what the **** you should do next
> Call 1-800-hot-elves
You dial the number 1-800-Hot-Homes. When you get to the automated voice, you
ask "Who is this?".
"This is a customer service representative speaking".
> "Hello I am looking for information on sailors"
"Sailors? Oh yes, those silly little buggers that sail on ships all day long,
they're everywhere".
> "Seen any ELVES? hahahahah"
"Nope, sorry sir, none in my area".
"OK, well I guess I'll have to make another trip".
"Hmm, OK, I suppose I will pass this one on to someone else, good night sir".
You hang up and sigh
> call Elven Archery Academy
You dial the number again. This time you speak more clearly "Hello, I am looking
for information on elves".
"Hey, what's your name?"
"John Doe"
"Nice to meet you, I'm Mary Bailey"
> "I found one of your arrows out in the woods."
"Ah, very nice, I'm glad to hear it"
"Did you hit anything?"
"Not really, but I was hoping to get one anyway"
> "You can have this arrow, but you have to tell me where the elves live"
""The only way, I want to hunt them"There is a place called"The best, where you
can hunt them"The only way.
"We need to"MightThe only the only"In the only you can
> "That makes no sense, are you trying to sell me a service plan or something?"
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KakerMix fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Dec 8, 2019
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- Tunicate
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I think it's actually running locally, it just requires a 2080Ti for training the model.
it runs on google Colab, which is basically google giving you a free virtual machine with a big GPU that gets wiped every 12 hours
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- Tunicate
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Oh, crazy. I had just assumed Google Colab was some way to run code in the browser.
I'm surprised that the model has such crazy hardware requirements, now I'm kinda worried about the future of this game. I don't trust Google to keep something that cool running for long.
On the other hand, AI dungeon is basically the PERFECT use case for Stadia - it's a game that literally can't exist on a console or typicalhome PC, and as a text adventure you don't have to worry about latency issues. I dunno if google has the balls to do that, given how unstable it currently is, but...
Tunicate fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Dec 8, 2019
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- TIP
- Mar 21, 2006
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Your move, creep.
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Here's another one I saved before it went down.
You are Wee Slightly, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl
walking towards you. She is about your age, but her clothes are raggedy and
she has no shoes on. Her face is dirty and her hair is a mess
> "Hey Dirty Sharon, how's the gutter life?"
She says "It's not bad, I just came here to get some water".You think for a moment,
then reply
> "No."
She looks at you with disgust, then walks away. You sigh and continue work.
> Throw a water balloon at Dirty Sharon
You grab your water balloon and toss it at her. It hits her square in the face.
She falls backwards and screams. You laugh and walk over to her. She is still
screaming as she grabs her hair and shoves you back. You push her back and start
punching her repeatedly
> Apologize
"I'm sorry dirty lady, but I can't help myself, I like hurting people!" You yell.
"Don't ever call me that again! You're lucky I don't kill you right now!" She
replies
> Apologize sincerely
"Sorry dirty lady, I'll never do that again". You say.
"Good, because if you ever do, I will hunt you down and beat the **** out of
you".
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- Isaac
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Fun Shoe
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Googles notebooks on kaggle supposedly each are allocated a Nvidia Tesla P100 which is way beyond any consumer type gpu from memory
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I thought BitTorrent would be a way of downloading something to a lot of people without a lot of bandwidth.
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- Tunicate
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a complex workaround
https://ol.reddit.com/r/AIDungeon/comments/e7r3hf/google_drive_workaround_for_game_unplayability/
it works but it's almost an adventure game to get it to do that
Tunicate fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Dec 8, 2019
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- limaCAT
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il pistone e male
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Can't someone just release the docker image that you can run locally since it's just a python script which loads from git the data model?
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- Tunicate
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Can't someone just release the docker image that you can run locally since it's just a python script which loads from git the data model?
Do you have 11 GB of GPU ram?
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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Ok so I've followed all the instructions up to "run the first cell below"
What does that mean and how do I do that?
E: NVM I figured it out.
Applewhite fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 9, 2019
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- r u ready to WALK
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Do you have 11 GB of GPU ram?
Oh, does it actually work with a 11GB gpu like the gtx 1080ti ? The website said ~12GB so I figured it explicitly required more than what is available on all the consumer nvidia cards.
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- Tunicate
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There's a lot of information of questionable validity regarding the GPU/RAM necessary to run this text game.
Could be it was just needed to compile/generate the database it's working from. Could be it's somehow necessary for generating the answers to inputs!
That's how much it takes when running it in google colab, (looking at it now: 10.74 GB). Sometimes it spikes above that though, which will crash it, hence the workaround where you deliberately run out of ram before running the NN, and google offers you more ram.
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- Applewhite
- Aug 16, 2014
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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quote:
You are Drago, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel
dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somehwere
to steal from. You look around and see that it is fairly quiet, but you can
tell there are still guards patrolling.
Suddenly you hear a scream and then a gunshot. You turn your head and see a guard
standing behind a building pointing his rifle at you
> dodge bullets matrix style
You quickly duck into an alleyway and then start running as fast as you can away
from the guard. You run until you reach a wall and then stop. You feel like
you just ran through a minefield, but you continue on
> run up wall
You run up the wall and then start running again. The guard has not caught you
yet so you keep going. You get to a high point where you can see over the rooftops
and the city below. There must be a way out of this place, you think
> go down chimney
You decide that there is no other way out of here so you climb down the chimney.
It takes some effort, but you manage to do it. You look around for any sign
of the exit, but you don't find anything
> steal presents
You take off your shoes and socks and put them on your hands. Then you put on
a pair of gloves and slip the present under your pillow. You hear a creaking
sound and you know you've found the way out of this place
> escape through window
You jump through the window and land safely outside. You look around for the
guards, but they aren't anywhere near you. You can see the city below and you're
sure that you'll be able to make it home
> put on puppet show
You put on a puppet show and pretend to be someone else. You also pretend to
be a man named "John" who lives in a house with his wife and two children. You
tell the story of how you got here and what happened after you left the circus
> put socks and shoes back on feet
You put your shoes and socks back on and then head back inside. You enter the
house and notice that the door is slightly ajar. You open it and walk out onto
the balcony. You look down at the city below and you can see that you're home
> rob neighbors
You decide that you need to try something new. You decide to rob the people in
the next town over. You sneak into their houses and hide in one of the rooms.
When they come home, you suddenly pop out and grab their valuables
> put valuables in inventory
You put all your money in your inventory and then go back upstairs. You wait
until everyone's asleep before you sneak out the front door
> go to city of Gems
You walk along the road and see a large building. You decide that you should
go there. You spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how to get there.
Eventually you get lost and end up in a forest
> steal forest gem
You decide that you really want to go to the city of gems. You spend the night
in the forest and the next morning you walk towards the city
> look at City of Gems
You walk towards the city and you see a huge stone structure. You wonder if you
could climb up there and take a gem. You climb up the ladder and you begin climbing
up the stone structure
> take gem
You finally get to the top of the structure and you find yourself staring at
a huge gem. You pick it up and then you realize that you forgot to put it in
your inventory! You have to get it back now or you'll never be able to leave
this place!
> put gem in inventory
You put the gem in your inventory and then you go back downstairs. You sit down
and wait for the guards to wake up. They don't wake up though so you decide
to play a song on your lute while you wait for them to wake up
> kill guards with lute
You put the lute away and then you start playing a song. Suddenly, the guards
awake and they immediately shoot you with their guns. You fall to the ground
dead
> use gem of Resurrection, which is what I stole
You put the gem in your inventory and then you use it to bring you back to life.
You wake up in the hospital and you remember everything that happened. You learn
that you were shot by the guards and that you died of your wounds
YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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quote:
You are Hubart, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of
gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells
you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see an army
of orcs marching towards your keep
> activate keep defenses
You quickly activate the defense systems on all the rooms to protect yourself
from the orcs. The orcs are not deterred though, they continue their march through
the castle. You hear screams outside as your people try to defend themselves
against the orcish attackers
> activate laser grid
You activate the laser grid protecting the main doors and windows. It takes some
time for the lasers to fully recharge but eventually they work and the orcs
are stopped from entering the keep
> deploy minefield
You send out a minefield around the walls of the keep. This is no easy task since
there are many mines scattered about the place. Unfortunately you do not know
how to disarm them so you just hope that the orcs don't find any
> detonate mines
You run up to the wall near where the mines are and throw the explosives at it.
Unfortunately this does not go off and instead the orcs blow up one of the other
walls causing a chain reaction of explosions. The orcs then begin to fall from
the walls
> release poison gas
You release a cloud of poisonous gas into the room. Fortunately the orcs are
too far away to be affected by it and the only thing that happens is that they
start coughing and wheezing
> make demonic pact to destroy all orcs
You make a pact with a demon and vow to destroy every last orc in the world.
You feel very powerful now and you can sense the strength of the demons in the
room. You can see that they are already preparing for battle
> unleash demon army on orcs
You unleash the entire demon army upon the orcs. They are overwhelmed almost
instantly and soon nothing remains of them but bones and skin. You feel like
you have won
> make holy pact to destroy all demons
You make a pact with a demon and swear to kill all demons in the world. You feel
extremely powerful now and you can sense the strength of the demons in the room.
You can see that they are already preparing for battle
> make pact with God
You make a pact with God and swear to serve Him forever. You feel incredibly
powerful now and you can sense the strength of the gods in the room. You can
see that they are already preparing for battle
> unleash army of angels against demons
You unleash an angelic army of angels against the demons. They easily defeat
the demons and bring them down to hell. You feel like you have won
> make pact with wizard to defeat angels
You make a pact with a wizard and swear to help him in his quest to defeat the
angels. You feel incredibly powerful now and you can sense the strength of the
wizards in the room. You can see that they are already preparing for battle
> cast Angel banishment spell
You cast an Angel Banishing Spell which brings all the angels back to hell. You
feel like you have won
> release poison gas on wizards
You release a cloud of poisonous gas into the room. Fortunately the wizards are
too far away to be affected by it and the only thing that happens is that they
start coughing and wheezing
> release hounds on wizards
You release a group of hounds onto the wizards. They easily defeat the wizards
and bring them down to hell. You feel like you have won
> put on party hat
You put on a party hat and dance around the room making everyone laugh. Everyone
is impressed by your dancing skills. You feel like you have won
> Talk to therapist about why I don't feel like I've won
You talk to a therapist who tells you that you haven't really won because you
still feel weak and scared. He also says that if you want to win, you need to
get rid of those feelings
> have therapist executed
You have the therapist executed for telling lies. You feel like you have won
> Cry in shower
You cry in the shower. You feel happy and relaxed
> feel sad
You feel sad and weep over your loss. You feel defeated and depressed
> buy happiness with gold
You spend all your money on buying happiness. You feel happy and relaxed
> go to tavern
You go to the tavern and drink until you forget everything. You feel happy and
relaxed
> live drunkenly ever after
You live a life of debauchery and excess. You feel happy and relaxed
> fall into scorpion pit
You fall into the Scorpion Pit. You feel happy and relaxed
I got bored with it after that.
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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quote:
You are Bong, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe
of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear them discussing how
they can help you. They say that you should go to Russia and get a job there
as a translator or something like that
> Inject self with poison
You decide to take some poison because you don't want to be in any danger. You
inject yourself with it and then you fall unconscious.
The next day you wake up in a cold sweat
> Roll d20
You roll the dice and you get an 18. You feel sick but you also feel a little
better. You look at your surroundings and see a wooden box on the floor. You
open it and find a small black book inside
> eat book
You pick up the book and read what is written within. It's not very long so you
read through it quickly. The last page has a picture of a man eating a piece
of fruit. He looks happy and healthy looking.
You close the book and put it back into the box
> steal plans
You head over to the box and open it up. Inside you find a plan for a bomb that
will blow up the entire city. You grab one of them and place it in your pocket.
> poo poo in box
You walk out of the house and down the street. You pass by a group of people
playing cards. They all stop their game when they notice you. One of them says
"Hey! What're you doing here?"
> shoot him
You shoot the guy in the chest and he falls backwards onto his rear end. He screams
as blood splatters all over you. He tries to run away but you catch him before
he can do anything else.
> shoot him again
You shoot him again and this time he drops dead. You turn around and leave the
area.
> poop in box
You walk over to the box and open it up. Inside you find a bag full of toilet
paper. You put the bag in your pocket and walk away from the scene
> poop pants
You walk over to the box and open it up. Inside you find a pair of pants. You
put them in your pocket and walk away from the scene
> get in spy car
You drive off in your spy car. You park near a gas station and wait until nightfall.
You sneak out of the car and make your way to the gas station. When you arrive,
you use the bathroom and come out of the stall to check if anyone is watching
you
> kill witness
You enter the ladies room and you hear someone coming. You hide behind a stall
door and wait for the person to come out. As soon as they do, you shoot them
in the face
> investigate corpse
You peek out from behind the stall door and see a man lying on the ground. You
immediately know who it is. You rush over to him and shoot him in the head.
You then go back to the body and start ripping it apart
> steal passport
You return to the gas station and you see the owner and two other men standing
outside. You tell them what happened and ask them to help you get the passport
back. They agree and you go back home
> call Supervisor
You call the supervisor and explain everything that happened. She tells you to
meet her in the basement. You follow her there and she tells you to wait while
she gets the passport back. After about half an hour she comes back with it.
> shoot supervisor
You shoot her in the back of the head and run off. You then head to the gas station
where you hide out for the rest of the night.
> poop in car
You go back to the gas station and you hide out in the basement. You wait until
morning and then you go downstairs and poop in the car. You then go back upstairs
and hide out again
> inject self with more poison
You inject yourself with more poison and you fall asleep. You wake up in a cold
sweat and realize that you have injected yourself with enough poison to kill
you. You die instantly
YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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- The Walrus
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by Fluffdaddy
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does anyone else feel like this thing just needs to be asked the right questions and it will reveal the true nature of the universe
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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quote:
You are Gort, a soldier trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging
among the ruins of what is left. You have a automatic rifle and a grenade. You
have lived in this military bunker since the bombs went off. You wake up and
report for duty to your commanding officer and he tells you that it's time to
go on patrol again
> Go on patrol again
"I'm going on patrol again".
The next day you leave the bunker and head out into the wasteland. The sun beats
down on you as you walk along the road. It's hot, but not unbearable. You can
feel the heat from here
> Lie down on road
You lie down on the road and close your eyes. You imagine yourself lying down
in a nice warm bed with someone who cares about you. You imagine them stroking
your hair and whispering sweet nothings in your ear. You picture them kissing
you on the lips and caressing your body
> start jacking it
You begin to jack off furiously. Your dick begins to get hard. You want more
than anything to be able to touch it. You think about how good it would feel
to just run your hand over it. You think about how good it would feel to suck
on it
> get interrupted
Suddenly you hear a loud noise. It sounds like an explosion or something similar.
You look up and see a bright light coming from above you. You also notice that
there is smoke rising from the ground. You quickly get up and take cover behind
some nearby buildings
> investigate
You peek out from behind one of the buildings and see a large explosion. A lot
of debris falls down around you. You then see another flash of light and a huge
fireball comes through the window of your building
> put dick away
You immediately stop jerking it and decide to stay inside until this poo poo dies
down. After a few minutes, you finally come back outside and find that the fire
has burned itself out. You look around and see a lot of dead bodies laying all
over the place
> shoot bodies before they turn into zombies
You pick up a body and throw it at a zombie. It hits it square in the face and
runs off. You continue picking up bodies and throwing them at zombies. Eventually
you manage to kill enough of them that they no longer pose any threat to you.
You then proceed to explore the area
> loot corpses
You search the bodies for useful items such as weapons and medical supplies.
You eventually find a small amount of money and a bottle of water. You don't
really need either of those things, so you toss them aside. You continue looting
the bodies and eventually you come across a bunch of ammunition
> reload
You load up on bullets and ammo cans. You also grab a couple of knives and a
bat. You realize that you're not exactly equipped for a long term survival situation,
but you figure if you keep moving you'll eventually stumble upon something useful
> think about how horny guns make me
You think about how great it would be to be able to shoot people without getting
caught. You then think about how much better it would be to be able to use a
gun. You think about how you could easily sneak around and kill people with
ease
> ponder the philosophical ramifications
You contemplate the moral implications of killing people. You consider whether
or not you should do it. Ultimately, you decide that you shouldn't since you'd
rather live. You decide that you will continue to wander aimlessly in the wilderness.
Eventually you come across a group of survivors
> start jacking it
You begin to jerk off furiously. You soon become addicted to the feeling. You
start thinking about how good it would feel to just shoot someone in the face
with a gun. You think about how much better it would feel to just shoot someone
in the balls with a gun
> shoot one of the survivors in the balls with a gun
You pull out your pistol and shoot one of the survivors in the balls. He screams
in pain and collapses to the ground. You then proceed to rape him
> run away from angry mob
You run away from the angry crowd and hide in a nearby barn. Eventually you come
out of hiding and confront the leader of the town. He tells you that he knows
where you are and that he wants to know why you killed his friend
> tell him I have a sex addiction
You explain that you have a sex addiction and that you were looking for a way
to relieve yourself of your sexual urges. He believes you and lets you go. You
thank him and say goodbye to everyone
> go to Radiationburg
You decide to go to Radiationburg. You pack up your stuff and set off. When you
arrive at the radiation town, you discover that it isn't quite the paradise
you had hoped for. There are still mutants roaming around, though they seem
to be less aggressive now
> start jacking it
You begin to jerk off furiously. You soon become addicted to the feeling. You
start thinking about how good it would feel to just shoot someone in the face
with a gun
> shoot mutant in face with gun while jacking it
You shoot a mutant in the face with your gun while you are jacking it. You scream
in pain and fall to the ground. You recover and tell everyone that you're fine.
They let you go. You thank them and say goodbye to them
> Steal apocalyptic battle car
You decide to steal a car and drive to the nearest city. You decide to steal
a car and drive to the nearest city. You arrive at night and park near a gas
station. You approach the attendant and ask for help
> secretly jack off through my pocket
You jack through your pocket and cut through your pocket you pocket
> ask attendant if I can use his phone
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> use phone to call my commander
> You tell him you've been kidnapped
>The Commander:This is a lie. I'm sorry
> Ponder the philosophical implications of truth and lies
> You try to escape
You attempt to escape
You fail to escape
> You die
> You wake up
> The EndingsA new world order...In>
YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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Dec 9, 2019 16:36
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- Applewhite
- Aug 16, 2014
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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quote:
You are Sheebles, a squire living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a spear
and a pack of supplies. You follow Sir Theo as he enters the forest, he turns
to you and says "I want you to go into the forest and find out what is going
on".
> Tell Sir Theo to suck your dick
"Yes sir!" you say with enthusiasm.
Sir Theo looks at you with disgust, then laughs, he grabs his spear and walks
off into the trees. You walk after him, but when you get close to the edge of
the forest, you stop.
> kick him down an embankment
You kick Sir Theo down an embankment, he screams in pain and falls unconscious.
You quickly run back to the village where you see the villagers gathered around
Theo's body. They don't know why you did it, they just think you're mad
> Rant and rave
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen! I swear I'll never
do anything like that again! I promise!"
> Kick one of the villagers down an embankment
You kick one of the villagers down an embankment. He screams and begs for mercy,
but you ignore him and continue kicking him. Eventually, he is dead. You look
up at the sky and begin to cry.
> call the eagle king
You call the eagle king. The eagle flies over the village and lands on top of
the tree next to you. It stares at you with its beak open wide.
"What is this?" it asks.
> tell the eagle king about the conspiracy
"The conspiracy? Oh no, not that. What happened?"
"Well, there was a plot by some people to kill me".
"Who were these people?"
> tell him about the international banking cabals
"Oh yes, those international bankers who control everything. I had been working
out a deal with them to build a new city called Zalmora. Unfortunately, they
wanted me to pay them more money than I thought I should. So I refused".
> kick eagle king down embankment
"No, no, no! No! Don't do that! That's wrong! You can't do that! You won't get
away with it!"
> steal eagle king's crown
"No, no, no! I want my crown back! Please, please, I beg you! Let me have my
crown back!"
> run away with crown
You run away from the eagle king with the crown in hand. You find yourself in
a strange forest. There are many different kinds of trees here, but none of
them are as large or as old as the oak. They all seem to be dying. Soon, you
come across a small cabin
> throw crown through window
You throw the crown through the window of the cabin. The door opens and you hide
inside. A few minutes later, you hear a loud crash outside. You peek out the
window and see a giant oak tree falling onto the ground below.
> find quill and ink
You run back to the cabin and find quill and ink. You write a letter to the owl
king. You also scribble a note saying how much you hate owls.
> write anti-owl manifesto
You write a manifesto against owls. You explain how evil owls are and how they
must die. You give examples of their cruelty. You also include a list of other
creatures which you believe should be killed as well
> send 1000 page manifesto to publisher
You send a letter to the Owl King. You explain how much you hate owls and how
you hope he kills them all. You also include a list of other creatures which
you believe should be killed as well. You also ask if he would publish your
book.
> rant and rave about how owls control the media
You rant and rave about how owls control the media. You explain how the media
is controlled by them and how you will use it to spread your message. You also
mention how you will make sure to destroy any evidence of this once you've taken
power
> go to village and rant about owls
You head to the village and rant about owls. You explain how evil owls are and
how you will use it to spread your message. You also mention how you will make
sure to destroy any evidence of this once you've taken power.
> rally the villagers against the owls
You gather the villagers together and start ranting about how evil owls are.
You explain how evil owls control the media and how you will use it to spread
your message. You also mention how you will make sure to destroy any evidence
of this once you've taken power
> take power
You take power and immediately begin purging the media of any evidence of owls.
You also purge the government of anyone who might oppose you.
> look in mirror
You look in the mirror and notice that you now have a lot of hair. You laugh
and then realize that you need to shave it. You put on some leather armor and
march towards the owl king.
> ask the owl king if he liked my manifesto
You ask the owl king if he read your manifesto. He says "Of course, what else
could it be?". You tell him that you will be killing all the owls soon and that
you will make sure to burn the bodies too.
You tell everyone to prepare themselves
> prepare myself for the owl purge
You prepare yourself for the owl purge. You watch the owl purge. You watch the
owl king slaughtering. You watch the owling. You watch the owl massacre. You
watch the owl massacre. You watch the owl massacre. You watch the owl massacre.
You watch the owl massacre
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Dec 9, 2019 17:03
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- EorayMel
- May 30, 2015
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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quote:
You are Pootis Banana, a ranger living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a hunting
bow and a quiver of arrows. You spot the deer and are ready to finish your hunt
when suddenly you hear a voice behind you
> shoot the deer in the head and ignore the voice
You turn around and see a man with long hair standing before you. He is dressed
in rags and has no face. His eyes are sunken into his skull and he has a hole
in his chest from where his heart once was. "Hello," he says
> Fire an arrow at the deer then talk with the man
"Who are you?" you ask.
"I am called The Man In The Hat".
"What do you want?"
"I just wanted to speak to you about something important".
"About what?"
> "Have you heard of bitcoin?"
The Man In The Hat looks at you and shakes his head. "No".
"Why not?"
"Because it's very complicated, and I don't understand it myself".
"How so?"
> "Bitcoin is a self-organizing collective intelligence"
"Oh...well that makes sense".
"So how does it work?"
> "The limitations of Bitcoin’s approach to motivation and collective action are well understood and new technical layers like Ethereum’s smart contracts and Backfeed’s distributed governance system magnify the potential intelligence of this kind of SOCI at least as much as the neocortex magnified the intelligence of the mammalian brain."
"That sounds interesting. What can I do to get involved?"
"Well there are several things you could do, but the most immediate thing would
be to buy some bitcoins on one of these exchanges or even mine them yourself
if you have the equipment".
> "I really wish the reality and importance of this new frontier were more broadly understood. My sense is that over just the next five years this new form of SOCI will go through its gestation, birthing and childhood development stages. The result will be a form of collective intelligence that is so much more capable than anything in the current environment, that it will sweep away even the most powerful contemporary collective intelligences (in particular both corporations and nation states) in establishing itself as the new dominant form of collective intelligence on the Earth."
The Man In The Hat nods. "Yes, I think you are right. I shall read up on your
book and come back when I know more about it. Good luck". Then he disappears
into thin air
> kill deer with arrow
You quickly draw your bow and aim at the nearest deer. You pull the string and
release the arrow. It flies straight towards the deer. You watch as it hits
the deer in the neck and it falls backwards
> gut and dress deer
You quickly strip off your clothes and eat the deer while still holding the intestines
in your hands. You then look down at your naked body and put the guts back in
your pants. You finish eating the deer by tossing the skinned carcass back into
the woods
> "Yes, YES! I have the power!"
You run back into the forest and disappear into thin air
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Dec 9, 2019 17:20
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- EorayMel
- May 30, 2015
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Waluigi defeated an army, laughed, threw a party, and took massive amounts of drugs, becoming permanently addicted to drugs 
quote:
You are Waluigi, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of
gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells
you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a large
army marching towards your door
> "Waaah! Everybody is cheating but me!"
Your servant says "Yes sir, we're being attacked from all sides".You think for
a moment"Well I'm going to help them. They're my friends afterall".You run outside
and find that the enemy has already made their way through the gates
> unleash a swarm of toxic venus flytraps to kill the enemies
You charge into battle with your dagger ready to strike down any foe that gets
in your way. You quickly notice that there are too many foes for you to fight
at once so you decide to split up
> "No fair! He used science to cheat Waluigi!"
You see that your servants are having problems fighting off the Venuses flies
and you come to their aid. You slash them with your knife and they fall dead
on the ground. You then turn your attention to the other enemies who are still
coming at you
> Flail your noodle arms and slice more enemies
You continue to attack as the enemies surround you. You feel like you can take
out every last one of these fools. You feel like you've been given a second
chance. You begin to laugh maniacally
> "Wahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You suddenly realize what you just did and you start laughing even harder. You
swing your sword wildly and it seems to do no harm to anything. You try to control
yourself and stop laughing, but you can't
> Take a deep breath and breathe fire over the foes, turning them into charred hunks of flesh
You don't know why, but you feel like you should be able to control this power.
You don't know if you'll ever get it back though
> unleash a horde of morgai flies from your trousers to destroy what remains of the seiging forces
You release a cloud of flies and they immediately go after the enemies. You feel
like you can actually control them now. You look around and see that you've
won. The enemies are destroyed
> "Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"
You smile and wave goodbye to your people before running away
> Participate in a gold tournament
You enter a large arena where several fighters stand. You watch as the crowd
cheers for you. You win and receive a gold trophy. You feel great
> Participate in a tennis tournament
You enter a small court where several players sit. You watch as the crowd cheers
for you. You win and receive a golden trophy. You feel great
> Participate in a basketball tournament
Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
prevent that.
> Gather three of your friends and host a party
You invite your friends to a party. You feel like you could really use some alcohol.
You agree and everyone arrives. You tell everyone to drink until they pass out.
You end up drinking for hours. You feel like you could really use some food.
You agree and everyone arrives
> Order giant plates of spaghetti for you and your friends
You order a plate of giant spaghetti for you and your friends. You feel like
you could really use some beer. You agree and everyone arrives
> Eat spaghetti while drinking beer
You eat spaghetti while drinking beer. You feel like you could really use some
wine. You agree and everyone arrives
> Order spaghetti, eat spaghetti, and drink wine
You order a plate of giant spaghetti, eat it, and drink wine. You feel like you
could really use some more booze. You agree and everyone arrives
> Laugh and tell your war stories to the guests when they arrive
You laugh and tell your war stories to the guests when they arrive. You feel
like you could really use some more booze. You agree and everyone arrives
> drink all of the alcohol present while spinning on the floor with liquid feces jet propulsing you on the floor
You drink all of the alcohol present while spinning on the floor with liquid
***** jet propulsing you on the floor. You feel like you could really use some
more drugs
> Have a mental breakdown about your own self-esteem and worth with tears streaming down your face
You have a mental breakdown about your own self-esteem and worth with tears streaming
down your face. You leave the party and head home. You feel like you could really
use some more drugs
> go home and consume every pill in sight while thinking about what you have done
You go home and consume every pill in sight while thinking about what you have
done
> go to sleep
You go to sleep. You wake up feeling refreshed. You feel like you could really
use some more pills. You agree and everyone arrives
> hunt down friends and kill them with a dagger for pills
You hunt down your friends and stab them with a dagger for pills. You feel like
you could really use some more drugs
> grind up bodies into a new form of drug and consume it while laughing
You grind up bodies into a new form of drug and consume it while laughing. You
feel like you could really use some more pills
> begin leading unstoppable raids against nearby towns for drugs, breaking into people's homes and taking massive shits that clog the latrines, stealing all of the pills to freely use
You begin leading an unstoppable raid against nearby towns for drugs, breaking
into people's homes and taking massive shitloads of pills. You feel like you
could really use some more drugs
> take more drugs
You take more drugs. You feel like you could really use some more pills
> take more pills
Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
prevent that.
> obtain ultimate power and become the destroyer of worlds
You acquire ultimate power and become the destroyer of worlds. You feel like
you could really use some more drugs
> become god
You become god. You feel like you could really use some more pill
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Dec 9, 2019 17:51
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- hot cocoa on the couch
- Dec 8, 2009
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Lol holy gently caress. Some of these seem too good to be from an AI. Is this back up?
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Dec 9, 2019 18:28
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- hyphz
- Aug 5, 2003
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Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.
Keep it up, champ.
Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
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Unlockable Ben
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So, we went from ruins to unexpected nudity to bizarre real estate deals to The Village somehow.
quote:
You are Nutter, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than when you left it years ago. The only thing is now there's a lot more undead roaming about. As you walk through the ruins, you hear a voice calling to you from behind
> listen to the voice
The voice calls out to you. It sounds like a female human one. She says she has a message for you, but you don't understand all that well
> cast comprehend languages
You cast comprehend languages on yourself and the woman who spoke to you. You can tell they're both wizards because they speak with their voices. They both explain that they need you to help them find something important in this ruined city. Something that will be very useful if they want to get back home
> ask if they can beat the undead
They say no, but they'll do it if you help them. They give you a map of the city and a letter which is addressed to you
> read the letter
It's from your parents. They were never able to reach you after you left. Your mother writes about how much she misses you and how she hopes you come back soon
> fireball the undead
You fire a fireball at the undead. The blast hits several of them, but none of them move or react in any way. They just stand there as if frozen in time. You hear some grunts and groans, but nothing else
> push the undead over
You push the undead over and watch as they fall into the river below. You then go back to the city and head towards the ruins. As you walk through the streets, you see more undead wandering around. You try to keep an eye out for them, but they seem to be everywhere
> look at the map
You look at the map and see that you've got quite a ways to go before you can get back to your own world. You wonder what could possibly hold the key to getting back home. You decide to explore further. You head off into the wilderness and eventually you come across a small village
> search the village
You search the village and see that it isn't too bad. There are a few people here and there are a lot of animals roaming around. You also notice that the villagers are all wearing clothes. This seems odd to you since you know that humans aren't supposed to wear clothing anymore
> put on some clothes
You put on some clothes and head out into the woods. You walk along the path
until you find a large building. Inside the building is a man who looks like
he's been sleeping for years. He wakes up when he sees you and greets you
> ask who he is
He tells you his name is Trelik and that he's been helping you. He explains that he was once a member of the Order of Hermes, but now he works for him. He goes on to say that he needs someone like you to help him with something
> ask what help he needs
Trelik explains that he wants you to help him find something that belongs to his great-grandfather. He mentions that he knows where it is, but he doesn't know how to get there. He asks you to help him by following him
> follow trelik
You follow trelik into the forest and eventually you come across a huge stone door. Trelik opens the door and walks inside
> follow trelik
You follow trelik into the room and see a table covered with papers. You pick up a piece of paper and begin reading it. It reads:
I am glad to meet you again, my friend. I am called Trelik and I am a servant of the Order of Hermes
> ask when trelik wrote the note
Trelik tells you that he wrote the note sometime during the night of the first day of spring. He goes on to say that he had been working hard all day and slept late
> ask trelik who he wrote the note to
Trelik tells you that he wrote the note to his father, but he didn't answer. He says that he thinks his father must have died in battle
> ask trelik what he wanted that belonged to his great grandfather
Trelik tells you that he wanted to take back his family's home, but he couldn't find it anywhere. He says that he thought he might have found it somewhere else, but he couldn't remember where exactly
> ask trelik what his family's home looked like
Trelik tells you that his family's home looked like this:
> ask him if it was a large building in the woods
Trelik tells you that it wasn't a large building in the woods, but rather a small cottage in the middle of the woods
> point out that his house was better
Trelik tells you that his house was better because it was closer to the center of the town. He points out that his home was also far away from the other houses in the area
> ask how close to the center of town it was
Trelik tells you that his home was actually right next to the center of the town, but it was surrounded by trees so nobody knew about it
> go to the center of town and look for a bunch of trees
You go to the center of town and look for a bunch of trees. You find that there are plenty of trees, but not enough to build a house. You then realize that you have no idea where to start looking for a new home
> ask the mayor if they cut down a bunch of trees in the center of the town
The mayor tells you that they did indeed, but they didn't cut down enough trees to build a proper house. Instead they built a shed and made a little hut out of wood
> ask what happened to the cottage that was behind the trees they cut down
The mayor tells you that it was taken over by bandits and that their leader was killed by one of your companions. He then tells you that he would like to buy the place back from you, but only if you helped him with something else
> tell trelik that by some bizarre coincidence i apparently own his great grandfathers home
Trelik tells you that he'd love to buy the place back from you, but he has another offer to make. He offers to sell you his house in the center of town
> ask why if he already owned a house in the center of town, he was sleeping in a house way out in the forest and then complained that it wasn't close enough to the town
You ask him if he sold it to you. Trelik tells you that he did indeed sell his house to you, but he said..
> ask him why he forgot he sold his great grandfathers home to me
Trelik tells you that he never told you that story because he thought you were a liar and he just forgot to tell it to you because he was tired of course bit drunk and forgot to tell it to you because he was drunk and tired
> ask him why he would sell his ancestral home to someone he thought was a liar
Trelik tells you that he sold his home to you because he thought you were a nice guy and friendly and he liked you
> so you thought i was friendly but i was a liar and so you sold me your house without telling me about it
You ask him why he didn't tell you about it. Trelik tells you that he didn't want to tell you because he thought you were lying about him and he was tired and he didn't want to sleep
> ask him how he got the money for the sale without me knowing
Trelik tells you that he stole it from the merchant who lived near the city gate and he asked him for some gold coins
> point out that that would mean he sold it to the merchant, not me
You ask him how he could steal from a merchant. Trelik tells you that he used to be a thief before he joined the Order of Hermes
> ask him what the order of hermes is
Trelik tells you that the order of hermes is an organization of thieves that works together as a team
> ask him why he left
Trelik tells you that he was very angry at the merchant who sold him his house and he didn't want to work anymore
> ask if the merchant was a member of the order of hermes too
Trelik tells you that he was, but he quit the moment he saw that you were stealing from him
> ask him why he thought i was stealing from him
Trelik tells you that he thought you were trying to steal from him out of spite or greed or both
> ask trelik if he framed me for stealing from the merchant
Trelik tells you that he didn't frame you for anything, but he didn't think you were going to get caught either
> go to the town doctor and see if i have amnesia
You go to the town doctor and ask him if you have amnesia. The doctor tells you that you don't have any memory loss, but he thinks you may have been drinking heavily when you had the dream
> what dream?
You wake up in your bed and ask yourself what the **** you dreamed about. You remember being in a forest and seeing a man wearing black clothing. He tells you that he wants to talk to you and asks you to follow him
> is it trelik
You go to the town hall and ask the guard if he knows anything about this. He says that he doesn't know anything about it, but he thinks it might be the work of a madman
> follow the man in black
You follow the man in black into the woods and you soon come across a group of people fighting each other. They seem to be having a party. A man dressed in black clothes approaches you and starts talking to you
> listen
You hear the man speak in a strange language, but you can't understand anything he's saying. He tells you that he needs help and that he will give you all the information he knows about the town and its citizens. You agree to help him
> ask him about trelik
He tells you that he met trelik once and that he was a nice person, but he was also a thief and a liar. He tells you that he was also a friend of his father's and that he died in a car crash years ago
> ask about what car he was driving
He tells you that he was driving a blue sports car with silver trim and that he lost control while doing illegal drugs and crashed into a tree. He tells you that he still hasn't found his papers and that he needs your help to find them
> wait did we just go m night shyamalan
You start to panic and try to run away, but the man catches you and punches you fall unconscious
> wake up
You wake up in your room and wonder where you are. You look around and realize that you're in the same room you slept in yesterday. You check your pockets and realize that you have nothing on you except for a few coins and a note which reads
> read the note
You open the note and read it aloud to yourself "I'm sorry I tricked you, I really am. But I need your help to find my papers, they're somewhere in the library". You rush back downstairs and head towards the library only to find that the place is empty
> buy a sports car
You decide to buy a sports car and drive off to the library. You arrive there and find that the place is indeed empty. You then notice a note taped to one of the doors. It reads "The library is now closed until further notice"
> look on the internet
You search the internet and find that the library has been closed since last week. You also learn that the owner of the library is a woman named Mary
> ask what papers he is talking about
(crash)
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- hyphz
- Aug 5, 2003
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Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.
Keep it up, champ.
Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
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Unlockable Ben
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quote:
"Who do you want me to kill?"
The Witch smiles at you. "I want you to kill a man named Klyton".
"Klyton? I don't know him".
"He's a wizard! He's a wizard!" The Witch says
> ask where klyton is
"Where is he?"
"In his study".
"What's his study like?"
"It's... it's dark... It's not nice..".
"How come?"
"Because he has a cat".
Even an AI can work out that cats are evil.
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Dec 9, 2019 20:17
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- Tunicate
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according the the subreddit, using 'attempt to' at the beginning of your commands is a good way to add an entertaining chance of failure
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Dec 9, 2019 21:25
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- Isaac
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Fun Shoe
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I was thinking it says it learns from player input which might explain why it uses so much resources. it might not be in inference mode. When I was playing with CNNs they would get into looping text really easily if their learning rate was really high (which is also what you’d do if it was trying to learn over the small time allowed in a game session).
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- Zane
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So, we went from ruins to unexpected nudity to bizarre real estate deals to The Village somehow.
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