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  I've been incredibly busy this week, so this will need to be quick. All our hosts are veterans this month, and all our musical guests are newbies. For the third time, J-Lo hosts tonight, with DaBaby as musical guest; next week, Scar-Jo nails her sixth turn, with Niall Horan; and also returning for his third time, 35 years and 6 days (and one Executive Producer) after the last time he hosted, Eddie Murphy, with Lizzo, sending out the year with a bang. As usual, enjoy a selection of promos and whatnot regarding this week's host :o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeG0u-Ku8Cw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHeHp-pZC7g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHQpUGVWALI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXFy4GJLm8  There will be a Vintage tonight, but I cannot locate a single source of which episode will run. pwn fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Dec 7, 2019 |
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some rando writer/segment person just got engaged to Emma Stone, which is probably the best evidence that working for SNL lets you date way, way above your pay grade.
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Dec 7, 2019 22:00
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I’m nervous for the Eddie Murphy appearance.
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I have the antenna on the roof hooked up and the channels scanned. I can actually watch this live!
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Mr. Powers posted:I have the antenna on the roof hooked up and the channels scanned. I can actually watch this live!
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How can you not make fun?
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Hey Paul Rudd!
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It figures that the channel that tuned fine at 11:30am doesn't at 11:30pm
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Do (non-Kate) cast members get to do impressions of politicians, anymore?Mr. Powers posted:It figures that the channel that tuned fine at 11:30am doesn't at 11:30pm 
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Ich will nicht forgesson. No more bullying. Zeluth fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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Paul Rudd's French accent is the worst...
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Be Best. 
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J Lo looks like an old timey Male vaudeville performer
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My mom is almost 70 and she still doesn't like me. Pop that pussy!
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Paul Rudd and Jennifer Lopez at the same place and the same time means that every soul within 100 miles is going to be drained so they continue to look ageless
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Less a monologue and more just bragging about your life? Yeah, thanks J Lo.
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Bubba Cheeks? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmzPC-kLQec Zeluth fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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This sketch again? Edit: Oh hey, Pete Davidson's still alive DaveWoo fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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DaveWoo posted:This sketch again? heheh, rod
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I did lot like the Irish men. A good way to snooze.
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three straight sketches about how hot j-lo is
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i say swears online posted:three straight sketches about how hot j-lo is Have you ever seen her butt? The Philidelphia experiment. Zeluth fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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lol that's how to end a sketch
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Them Trumps!
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i say swears online posted:three straight sketches about how hot j-lo is That’s what I noticed. Not saying she looks bad or anything but I think that ship is a little late.
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Isn't Weekend Update usually on by now?
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Cyril Sneer posted:Isn't Weekend Update usually on by now?
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Twirking handstand! That is amazing!
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I don't know what I just watched but that was cool
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*snooz*Trying too hard. Yes, I am talking poo poo /
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Djarum posted:That’s what I noticed. Not saying she looks bad or anything but I think that ship is a little late. you need to go watch Hustlers if you think this is true. J-Lo is as smokin' now as she's ever been and if you get to be 50 and you still look like that you can show it off as much as you want. everyone should go watch Hustlers because it's a good-rear end movie (and also a good rear end movie, incidentally)
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They should've used Jules to play Trudeau.
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Yay Melissa got a sketch!
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Hoops!
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DC Murderverse posted:you need to go watch Hustlers if you think this is true. J-Lo is as smokin' now as she's ever been and if you get to be 50 and you still look like that you can show it off as much as you want. I do need to watch it. I have such a backlog of movies and not enough time. Like I said she doesn't look bad at all, especially for her age. I just don't think that her looks are that important to have three "she is hot" sketches in a row.
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These accents are terrible lol
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Easily the most mediocre episode in months
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Is DaBaby wearing fake muscles under his sweater? 😂
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i say swears online posted:three straight sketches about how hot j-lo is Yeah after the bragalogue it seemed every sketch before update (when I fell asleep) was based purely around blowing smoke up her rear end. Glad it wasn’t just me, it was really weird. I like her and all but it now makes Jenny From The Block feel like Connor4real’s Humble.
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