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quote:(December 6, 2019): Art Basel Miami Beach has officially kicked off, with plentiful artworks, limited goods and product launches all rolling out in the Floridian metropolis. quote:UPDATE (December 8, 2019): In a turn of events, a New York-based performance artist named David Datuna has eaten the banana which sold for a whopping $120,000 USD to a French collector earlier this week. quote:The museum's spokesperon Lucien Terras also chimed in: “He did not destroy the work! The banana is the idea.” Update: Bodyholes posted:https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/visual-arts/art-basel/article238176479.html
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 12:39 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:21 |
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all art people should be shot
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 12:43 |
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guillotine every art collector
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 12:43 |
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Icochet posted:all art people should be shot
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 12:50 |
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Icochet posted:all art people should be shot
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 12:57 |
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the concept of a banana
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:00 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:guillotine every art collector
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:04 |
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quote:a New York-based performance artist... Murder me and my entire family.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:12 |
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I have a terrible headache after reading this.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:34 |
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i think this is pretty cool and funny (that a guy ate it, that the artist intended it to be eaten, and that some dumbass tried to buy it)
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:37 |
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Sounds like you need a little potassium
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:37 |
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has anyone put a banana in a jar of piss yet? ill take my millions in cash thanks
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:48 |
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Its all fun and games until a conceptual performance artist comes along and eats the concept of a banana.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:51 |
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You might question whether a banana taped to a wall is art in and of itself, but it's definitely art that some rich dumbass wants to buy it for $120,000, and that some guy just ate it instead.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:52 |
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So this is all money laundering and tax scams, right?
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:53 |
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gently caress this whoke thing is so loving dumb.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:58 |
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JK Fresco posted:So this is all money laundering and tax scams, right? Also sometimes it is an elaborate CIA shell game to con money out of people so they can buy secret guns.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 13:59 |
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God modern art is such a con, and it's a con perpetuated only by rich people who decide something is art and is thus deemed worthy to hang in some lovely pretentious gallery. Like any one of us could tape a banana to a wall or do something equally as talentless before this guy, the only reason it became worth so much is likely because the artist had connections in the art world so he's deemed as "legit", it's all a high society game of connections. Yes guillotine every art collector but paint the guillotine gold, encrust it with diamonds and call it "Irony".
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:06 |
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It seems that poor artist just can't catch a breakquote:(September 14, 2019) Just a few days after it went on view to the public in England, Maurizio Cattelan’s 18-karat golden toilet has gone missing.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:07 |
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Sooo if I take a fistfull of dollar bills, stuff them in the toilet and take a massive poo poo on them, is that art? Cause I got a lot of art in me then
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:09 |
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Whoever actually paid? Wanted to pay? For this “installation” can get hosed, but the actual “art” makes me laugh. Also if you want to see a bunch of pretentious art-collectors die in brutal ways, I recommend Velvet Buzzsaw on Netflix.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:11 |
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Palpek posted:It seems that poor artist just can't catch a break Wish someone would pay me $1million to recycle old jokes from KYTV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2zwzQeS1I&t=505s
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:12 |
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It owns actually that you can con rich idiots out of millions of dollars by taping a banana to a wall. Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkwRNIZgdY
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Palpek posted:It seems that poor artist just can't catch a break I mean, we all know that Trump did it. Just add that to the articles of impeachment
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:43 |
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art critic posted:What’s Cattelan up to with this work? In 1999, the artist taped the Italian art dealer Massimo De Carlo to the wall of his art gallery. Twenty years later, he’s reprised the work with a single banana, a loaded symbol if ever there was one. For collectors on the hunt for what used to be called "wall power,” they can buy quite a potent image here. (Let’s not dwell on the castration undertone.)
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 15:01 |
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i can buy a whole bag of old bananas at walmart for 1$. i think art people are idiots
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 15:21 |
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quote:Few things shock the eye like a banana showing up in an unexpected place.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 15:24 |
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Rutibex posted:i can buy a whole bag of old bananas at walmart for 1$. i think art people are idiots
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 15:28 |
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The guy taped a banana to the wall and called it Comedian and sold multiple installations of it to idiots and even got a laugh when someone ate one of the bananas. Capitalism is art.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:01 |
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Mozi posted:i think this is pretty cool and funny (that a guy ate it, that the artist intended it to be eaten, and that some dumbass tried to buy it) This is the correct take. The first guy and the last guy are smart and cool, the two dudes in the middle who gave the first guy a quarter of a million dollars for two bananas are rubes, and the other guys would not be cool without their involvement.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:11 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:guillotine every art collector I’ve reconsidered a previous stance, and will now consider funko pops as ‘art’.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:12 |
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this forum is art therefore
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:14 |
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Sunswipe posted:Someone goatse this person. A printout of goatse, attached to the wall with scotch tape. Estimated value: $500,000
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:15 |
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Tax avoidance is cool 8)
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:23 |
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Rascallion posted:Tax avoidance is cool 8) how you gonna launder money in a eaten banana
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:33 |
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Skypie posted:A printout of goatse, attached to the wall with scotch tape. Estimated value: $500,000 artist: *eats rear end*
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:33 |
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lol at all the people trying to get rich quick as YouTube stars when the real money is in taping fruit to walls.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:56 |
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Applewhite posted:lol at all the people trying to get rich quick as YouTube stars when the real money is in taping fruit to walls. Is that why you’re suspended from a wall right now?
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 17:00 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Is that why you’re suspended from a wall right now? No that’s a different... thing...
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 17:01 |
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Palpek posted:It seems that poor artist just can't catch a break A gold plated toilet is kind of an apt description of America tbh.
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 17:03 |