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hey artist, next time use a plantain you dummy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA3D1UtSSQo
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Dec 8, 2019 20:15
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I'm gonna take a poo poo into a crystal bowl and sell it for $1 million. It's commentary on the current global geopolitical situation.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:13
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I'm gonna do an artistic performance where I drink and do drugs. The message is don't drink and do drugs.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:19
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I'm going to screenshot everyones reply about how this isn't art then put it them all in an art gallery and name myself R. Mutt.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:28
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So, is the "performance artist" a CIA operative?
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Dec 8, 2019 21:41
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It's a stab at a form of DaDa-ism at best. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:44
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"Modern art is stupid crap!" is like the "rap sucks" opinion of the art world. It's people cherry picking poo poo they don't like and then applying a blanket statement across an impossibly broad and variegated medium, kind of how all centrists are centrists because claiming you're above it all is a pretty foolproof (in their mind) stance to take when you're deliberately ignorant as poo poo. This banana was an obvious joke. Doesn't have poo poo to do with the fucktons of other people creating significantly more traditional and typical works and installations, but that would require going to a local museum with rotating installations and it's easier to fart out moron words on your keyboard to posture than to actually figure out what's going on.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:49
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We've validated irrelvent, as relevent in the art community and that's essentially led to people poo poo-posting in the art community. In my view.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:53
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How much cheddar could I get for a masterful replication of that David feller but with a banana slot instead of his laughably tiny penis? I'll even throw in 1 (one) banana!
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Dec 8, 2019 21:54
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Just pay 10$ and shitpost in a dead gay forum instead of doing it in a pretty interesting community of very talented people.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:How much cheddar could I get for a masterful replication of that David feller but with a banana slot instead of his laughably tiny penis? I'll even throw in 1 (one) banana! Alot but it would be real actual cheddar cheese. It will also be art
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Dec 8, 2019 21:59
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I'm so hungry
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Dec 8, 2019 22:14
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zaepg posted:We've validated irrelvent, as relevent in the art community and that's essentially led to people poo poo-posting in the art community. In my view. poo poo posting can be art.
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Dec 9, 2019 00:34
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so when this guy shits out the $120,000 banana will the poo poo be worth more or less than the original art?
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Dec 9, 2019 00:50
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Icochet posted:all art people should be shot
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Dec 9, 2019 00:53
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shut up blegum posted:No, he bought the concept of a banana taped to the wall.
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Dec 9, 2019 00:54
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better to eat the banana than let it rot stuck to some gallery wall
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Dec 9, 2019 00:59
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what happened to the tape? thats $30,000 worth of art-grade tape
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Dec 9, 2019 01:07
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The cool thing about art is that you can make up whatever you want as the explanation for why it's art. Did the stupid loving banana get eaten? Yeah of course it did that was (retroactively) THE POINT
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Dec 9, 2019 01:11
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I put a banana up my rear end one time but I don’t think I’ve ever put the concept of a banana up my rear end
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Dec 9, 2019 01:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:"Modern art is stupid crap!" is like the "rap sucks" opinion of the art world. It's people cherry picking poo poo they don't like and then applying a blanket statement across an impossibly broad and variegated medium, kind of how all centrists are centrists because claiming you're above it all is a pretty foolproof (in their mind) stance to take when you're deliberately ignorant as poo poo. Yeah, "My kid could've done that" is a pretty cringe worthy statement when you think about it. Its okay if you don't "get" a Rothko but there are plenty of people who do. A lot of it boils down to taste. The "my kid could do that" crowd suggests that the only thing important in art is photographic realism. It's like saying a musician is better because they can play more notes in a shorter period of time. Its how you end up with insufferable turds like Yngvie Malmsteen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_IYe5JTZ4
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Dec 9, 2019 04:07
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Pontificating rear end posted:the concept of a banana The concept of a what?
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Dec 9, 2019 05:05
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This work made me Google 'can you preserve a banana indefinitely' and basically no you can't.
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Dec 9, 2019 05:07
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reignofevil posted:This work made me Google 'can you preserve a banana indefinitely' and basically no you can't. That's what I'm saying. The guy isn't paying $120,000 for a banana. The banana get replaced. He just paid $120k for a lifetime supply of bananas. As long as he stays near that wall.
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Dec 9, 2019 05:11
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Easily one thousand years worth of bananas.
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Dec 9, 2019 05:13
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Lol at rich assholes getting their gold dunny stolen.
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Dec 9, 2019 05:16
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I stick the $120,000 banana up my rear end
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Dec 9, 2019 05:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:"Modern art is stupid crap!" is like the "rap sucks" opinion of the art world. It's people cherry picking poo poo they don't like and then applying a blanket statement across an impossibly broad and variegated medium, kind of how all centrists are centrists because claiming you're above it all is a pretty foolproof (in their mind) stance to take when you're deliberately ignorant as poo poo.
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Dec 9, 2019 07:06
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Alternatively, it was a banana taped to a wall
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Dec 9, 2019 09:23
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I'm going to hang an apricot from the ceiling. I'm going to call it "Apricot hanging from the ceiling."
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Dec 9, 2019 09:35
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:"Modern art is stupid crap!" is like the "rap sucks" opinion of the art world. It's people cherry picking poo poo they don't like and then applying a blanket statement across an impossibly broad and variegated medium, kind of how all centrists are centrists because claiming you're above it all is a pretty foolproof (in their mind) stance to take when you're deliberately ignorant as poo poo. look man hot dog tha klown is misunderstood okay
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Dec 9, 2019 09:44
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The_Continental posted:Yeah, "My kid could've done that" is a pretty cringe worthy statement when you think about it. Its okay if you don't "get" a Yngvie Malmsteen but there are plenty of people who do. A lot of it boils down to taste. The "my kid could do that" crowd suggests that the only thing important in music is it being good. It's like saying an artist is better because they can mix more different shades of red/orange paints in a shorter period of time. Its how you end up with insufferable turds like Rothko.
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Dec 9, 2019 16:57
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Icochet posted:all art people should be shot This
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Dec 9, 2019 17:26
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I have eaten the banana that was duct taped to the wall and which you were probably adding to your collection Forgive me it was delicious so provocative and sold
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Dec 9, 2019 17:33
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Rutibex posted:so when this guy shits out the $120,000 banana will the poo poo be worth more or less than the original art? he should poo poo it out and tape it to the wall
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Dec 9, 2019 17:36
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The_Continental posted:Yeah, "My kid could've done that" is a pretty cringe worthy statement when you think about it. Its okay if you don't "get" a Rothko but there are plenty of people who do. A lot of it boils down to taste. The "my kid could do that" crowd suggests that the only thing important in art is photographic realism. It's like saying a musician is better because they can play more notes in a shorter period of time. Its how you end up with insufferable turds like Yngvie Malmsteen So I looked at this Rothko, I am bad at the art so had never heard his name before. https://www.moma.org/artists/5047#works I mean, it is pretty obvious to me which of his paintings is art and which is poo poo. I think you will see my point and lol at feeling something for the latter.
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Dec 9, 2019 18:01
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The absolute saddest poo poo is people who try to defend modern art. No, it's actually cultured and interesting, I know it must be because the rich are into it and told me so! They defy the evidence of their own eyes and minds to insist that yes, actually, the emperor does have clothes. They don't even get anything out of it, they're just like sad low-level scientologists who aren't in on the joke and honestly try to believe that garbage.
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Dec 9, 2019 18:05
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My favorite thing about art is that you can just accuse people of "not getting" your stupid poo poo and there's just nothing they can do about it, it's like how if you say some dumb poo poo online you can just say "haha I was trolling"
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CJacobs posted:My favorite thing about art is that you can just accuse people of "not getting" your stupid poo poo and there's just nothing they can do about it, it's like how if you say some dumb poo poo online you can just say "haha I was trolling" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjS6bQ5OQ-o
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