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Dec 10, 2019 02:12
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quote:John 3:16 Hawai‘i Pidgin (HWP)
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Dec 10, 2019 02:24
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I think Pidgin Bible should be the official sermon bible imo
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Dec 10, 2019 02:45
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i’m glad the word of jesus christ king of kings is available to all people that they might find salvation through him 
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Dec 10, 2019 03:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think Pidgin Bible should be the official sermon bible imo Bummed out that it's only the new testament, I really wanted to see Ecclesiastes
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Dec 10, 2019 03:22
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I wanna see the Book of Revelations 
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Dec 10, 2019 03:27
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Revelation 6 posted:Da Baby Sheep Guy Broke Open Da Numba One Seal
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Dec 10, 2019 03:56
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The real answer is "none of them"
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Dec 10, 2019 03:58
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please rename me to da Baby Sheep Guy
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Dec 10, 2019 07:35
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Barudak posted:They also make emoji bibles and bibles with hip cool asides in it and talks about like, skateboarding and radical stuff if you like your difficult to read books made even worse. Or better yet don't. Not because the book isn't historically significant or has information relevant to understand why people believe what they do, it is and it does, but because its possibly the most boring book I have ever read, including the Book of Mormon. I mean the Bible isn't a page turner either but at least it had chronological stories at various points and sometimes actually got kinda funny. I've said it before, but I have read phone books while I was waiting for a stamp collector's club meeting to be over that were more interesting than the Quran.
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Dec 10, 2019 12:51
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Oh man, the MOST cringe worthy high school moments of the one and ONLY Hawk Nelson??
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Dec 10, 2019 13:38
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I bet he poo poo his pants for Jesus and said a rosary out of shame, I know that's what I do every day and I'm not even IN school any more!!
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Dec 10, 2019 13:39
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Big Beef City posted:Oh man, the MOST cringe worthy high school moments of the one and ONLY Hawk Nelson??  
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Dec 10, 2019 14:07
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....wow thats awful I never knew I became a crack addict because I didn't take to running hurdles. This explains so much. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Dec 10, 2019 |
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Dec 10, 2019 14:30
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The Book of Arnold, which chronicles the arrival of Joseph Smith from the Starship Enterprise is clearly the correct choice. Alternately, as previously mentioned, The Book of Mormon, because it's part three or the "Return of the Jedi" of the Bible.
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Dec 10, 2019 17:20
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evilmiera posted:Or better yet don't. Not because the book isn't historically significant or has information relevant to understand why people believe what they do, it is and it does, but because its possibly the most boring book I have ever read, including the Book of Mormon. Mark Twain once famously wrote that if the phrase "and it came to pass" was removed from the Book of Mormon, it would be a pamphlet. I found the Book of Helaman very long winded and dry.
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Dec 10, 2019 17:27
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tango alpha delta posted:Mark Twain once famously wrote that if the phrase "and it came to pass" was removed from the Book of Mormon, it would be a pamphlet. I found the Book of Helaman very long winded and dry. Yeah, its notoriously boring and pointlessly longwinded. It barely edges out the Quran (translated) in terms of reading material. I Imagine the original rhyming in Arabic would at least make the act of reading itself interesting, even if the actual material is just as boring.
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Dec 10, 2019 18:00
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The original king james version of the bible.
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Dec 10, 2019 18:28
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esperanto bible
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Dec 10, 2019 19:03
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The Action Bible https://www.amazon.com/Action-Bible-Doug-Mauss/dp/0781444993/
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Dec 10, 2019 21:42
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"Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire."
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Dec 10, 2019 21:43
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:"Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire." James ain't got time for the rich. "Better was a poor and wise youth than an old and foolish king who no longer knew how to take advice." "Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun—all your meaningless days. For this is your lot in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun." "And I saw that all toil and all achievement spring from one person’s envy of another. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind." Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Dec 10, 2019 |
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Dec 10, 2019 22:10
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Don't be a basic bitch OP learn koine greek
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evilmiera posted:Yeah, its notoriously boring and pointlessly longwinded. I can speak enough Arabic to get by, but I have the reading level of an infant. Even knowing Arabic, I'd have to be pretty familiar with Middle Eastern cultural metaphores for the Quran to read well. This is also why the original KJV is so hard to read; a lot of the phrasing makes a lot more sense to a nomadic agrarian culture than a casual 21st century audience.
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Dec 11, 2019 06:17
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tango alpha delta posted:I can speak enough Arabic to get by, but I have the reading level of an infant. Even knowing Arabic, I'd have to be pretty familiar with Middle Eastern cultural metaphores for the Quran to read well. Kjv keeps the word order of the foreign language which is why its a weird cadence. Why I recommend esv, it tries to keep this but not when it makes things sound weird.
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Dec 11, 2019 06:29
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my mum is a christian pastor and she says the NRSV is best. NRSV is basically the same as the ESV though i think
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Dec 11, 2019 06:54
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e-dt posted:my mum is a christian pastor and she says the NRSV is best. NRSV is basically the same as the ESV though i think RSV was updated to ESV. RSV was updated to NRSV by a separate group of scholars. So yeahish rsv was an updated of ASB. So NASB ESV NRSV are all the 3rd revision Asb which was the non-britishefied Formal Equivalence (which is kjv) The revisions being scholarly discovery and language changing over time Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 11, 2019 |
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Dec 11, 2019 07:01
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also make sure you read the apocrypha/deuterocanon, theyre cool and some of them are called "maccabees"
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Dec 11, 2019 07:08
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JW Library is an app with Kingdom Interlinear, Byington, American Standard, King James and New World translations and has a ton of other languages available. It has a search bar, bookmarks and you can highlight verses and make notes and it's free.
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Dec 11, 2019 07:22
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Bart Ehrman recommends the HarperCollins Study Bible, an annotated edition of the NRSV.
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Dec 11, 2019 11:43
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Tony Hawk's Pro Bible 4
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Dec 18, 2019 05:57
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The Skeptic's Annotated Bible. It points out all the crazy stuff. It's available as both an actual book and the original website. The website also has the Quran and the Book of Mormon. What I want is Robert Crumb's illustrated Book of Genesis.
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Dec 18, 2019 06:56
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kjb as read by bobcat g
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rockinricky posted:The Skeptic's Annotated Bible. It points out all the crazy stuff. It's available as both an actual book and the original website. The website also has the Quran and the Book of Mormon. It’s actually p. bad, generally incredibly smug surface level criticism frequently interspersed with what appear to be deliberate misinterpretations of incredibly obvious metaphors, and mocking poetic language for not conforming to a pendantic interpretation of modern science
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e-dt posted:also make sure you read the apocrypha/deuterocanon, theyre cool and some of them are called "maccabees" I bought a Cambridge press KJV that has the apocrypha stuck between the new and Old Testament. Cost me like 150 bucks but it was worth it to read about Daniel feeding a dragon some poison bread until it exploded
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LGD posted:It’s actually p. bad, generally incredibly smug surface level criticism frequently interspersed with what appear to be deliberate misinterpretations of incredibly obvious metaphors, and mocking poetic language for not conforming to a pendantic interpretation of modern science Let's see....let's go mid historical books.  Hmmm thanks for annotating the wives as "women" and one being named Hannah is aparently an "absurdity". Cool commentary bro's. Also not everything highlighted has like text explaining why so it IS just highlighting her name as an absurdity. (At least on the website version)
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Bombadilillo posted:Let's see....let's go mid historical books. yeah, the annotation is definitely not done in a consistent style, and often seems to be arguing against an imagined opponent who only accepts literal hermeneutics and has simultaneously also never actually read the thing and thus will be scandalized by the revelation that the bible contains references to SEX but even when it has more extensive commentary it's often stuff like this:   (from Ecclesiastes) admittedly these both made me laugh, but as critical commentary it's self-evidently worthless while I don't want to discount the SAB entirely, it's very much not the only possible way to realize that Genesis contains two entirely separate creation myths e: I should also point out it uses the King James version and is very obviously more interested in dunking on it where the KJV translation came out garbled/weird/difficult to interpret than in figuring out what was actually intended to be communicated by, say, looking at other translations LGD fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Dec 18, 2019 |
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