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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

It’s got this weird like, seam, down the middle of it. Normal?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mines got a zipper :shrug:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

1redflag posted:

It’s got this weird like, seam, down the middle of it. Normal?

yah it is. the nutsack and dong shaft are basically the labia sealed up during fetal development if you have XY chromosomes

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
my balls hurt for like a week so i got an ultrasound on them badboys

i went on black friday and joked around with the lady to please not give me the 50% off deal

everything went pretty good and my testicles are in good shape so that is good

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



But is it Charmin clean

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ALL ONE! ALL ONE! ALL ONE! ALL ONE!

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
My nutsack was kinda squeaky but I started powdering my balls and that fixed things.


keep your nuts sliding smoothly and your grundle dry with

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

pinch n roll

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Mine are pretty itchy tbh

There are good creams available for jock itch (tinea).

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I like a nutsack with a little stank on it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

vandalism posted:

my balls hurt for like a week so i got an ultrasound on them badboys

i went on black friday and joked around with the lady to please not give me the 50% off deal

everything went pretty good and my testicles are in good shape so that is good

So you’ve got unexplained phantom nut pain? That doesn’t sound so good to me.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Klyith posted:

My nutsack was kinda squeaky but I started powdering my balls and that fixed things.


keep your nuts sliding smoothly and your grundle dry with


What’s your application method? Dump the powder in your hand and cup the balls? Lay on the ground with your balls in the air? Squeeze the bottle and walk into the cloud?

I use the hand and cup method myself but I feel like most of it just ends up on the floor.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pinch and pull with one hand while the powder goes into the other to be spread.

Also you're a bitch if you aren't using:



It's pure menthol on the bits that need to be mentholated. Ice cold, baby.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Same OP

An unnamed person who definitely isn’t your mom does a great job.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What’s your application method? Dump the powder in your hand and cup the balls? Lay on the ground with your balls in the air? Squeeze the bottle and walk into the cloud?

I use the hand and cup method myself but I feel like most of it just ends up on the floor.

Turn socks inside out, tap powder generously and use them as a power puff for all your areas.

Now turn the socks back right way out and put them on. Slap your feet a couple times to dislodge the leftover power from the sock-fabric so it coats your foot. No waste, no powder all over the floor.


I don't like to brag, but I'm a god-damned genius. Of balls.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Klyith posted:

Turn socks inside out, tap powder generously and use them as a power puff for all your areas.

Now turn the socks back right way out and put them on. Slap your feet a couple times to dislodge the leftover power from the sock-fabric so it coats your foot. No waste, no powder all over the floor.


I don't like to brag, but I'm a god-damned genius. Of balls.

drat. This is pro level powdering.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Buddy if you want fresh nuts Doc Bronners Peppermint is nutsack nirvana

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I have special boxer briefs that keep my balls separated from my dick separated from my legs. So my balls are cool, comfortable and collected

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

old beast lunatic posted:

Buddy if you want fresh nuts Doc Bronners Peppermint is nutsack nirvana

every day i read the commandments of the Moral A-B-C.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Play posted:

I have special boxer briefs that keep my balls separated from my dick separated from my legs. So my balls are cool, comfortable and collected

Just lol if you don't pull your junk through the slit hole in boxers and wear them on the outside for the thrifty man's solution....

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

old beast lunatic posted:

Buddy if you want fresh nuts Doc Bronners Peppermint is nutsack nirvana

Mods please change my name to nutsack nirvana. tia

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