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soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Top Hats Monthly posted:

My wife thinks this is a ham radio message board

To be fair the ham thread is pretty good

I dont know if people know because at this point the brain worms have eaten the part that remembers who I am irl

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Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019
Its less embarrassing than admitting I use reddit.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My wife is watching me type this post right now....

:stonk:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ask her if she has stairs in her house

DB Pooper
Mar 27, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No but everyone knows of my Stormfront account

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Captain Hygiene posted:

Ask her if she has stairs in her house

She says yes but I've never seen them....

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Literally A Person posted:

She says yes but I've never seen them....

*somberly revises Goon Rankings*

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Dell_Zincht posted:

I mean if my wife saw my posts on SA she'd probably divorce me

My wife wouldn't divorce me but we'd probably be having some, as my dad used to say, "intense fellowship"

I have called this place "the forums" or "the nerd forums" mostly, she knows it's called Something Awful because we share a bank account and she sees my purchases from time to time. I think she intuitively knows she would not be interested in what goes on here and I have never once thought it would be wise to draw her attention to it more.

My last couple of avatars have been pictures our 7-year-old daughter drew, and I still have this irrational fear that someone I know is going to see this one hanging on the fridge and recognize me

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

My wife wouldn't divorce me but we'd probably be having some, as my dad used to say, "intense fellowship"

I have called this place "the forums" or "the nerd forums" mostly, she knows it's called Something Awful because we share a bank account and she sees my purchases from time to time. I think she intuitively knows she would not be interested in what goes on here and I have never once thought it would be wise to draw her attention to it more.

My last couple of avatars have been pictures our 7-year-old daughter drew, and I still have this irrational fear that someone I know is going to see this one hanging on the fridge and recognize me

Chris?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yes

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You guys are the people in my life :angel:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Literally A Person posted:

My wife is watching me type this post right now....

:stonk:

My wife proof-reads my longer posts, especially if I've been drinking and I'm just hammering keys like a big dumb idiot

Sometimes I show her what people say when they reply to my madman ramblings and her response varies between judgmental stares and hearty guffaw

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

blatman posted:

My wife proof-reads my longer posts, especially if I've been drinking and I'm just hammering keys like a big dumb idiot

Sometimes I show her what people say when they reply to my madman ramblings and her response varies between judgmental stares and hearty guffaw

:stare:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I know, right?

For even more insanity keep in mind that all of my really long posts go through several revisions before I post

I'm a case study in what happens when you stare too long into the abyss

blatman fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Dec 12, 2019

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Even people on SA don't know of my existence :emo:

A few people I know in real life have heard about this site. Before registered I was a fan of the front page and regularly sent links to people. Nowadays I have no idea how to describe this place other than as a message board.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Don't feel bad I don't think anyone knows I exist on SA either

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Literally A Person posted:

She says yes but I've never seen them....

She's just trying to put the pusher bot off her trail. They're antiquated technology now and easily lied to.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I usually sit at the computer in the living room while the family plays video games, watches TV, etc. I have been here for 15 years, so they all know about it. They don't care. Forums are old people stuff. My wife still posts on babycenter for some drat reason, even though our youngest kid just turned 15. That's weird as hell to me.

She got pretty mad when I made a thread about having to pour out my whole liquor thread because she was an alcoholic, though. It was a good thread. She doesn't trust you assholes anymore after the whole lot of bad TREE LAW! advice I got.

Oh crap. I just remembered I bought her an account here like 10 years ago. She made the mistake of posting in the pet forum back when it was full of rabid assholes who would jump on you if you did anything they didn't believe was perfect. They accused her of lying about the breed of our mutt rescue and said she was supporting backyard breeders of designer dogs or something. She never posted again.

The Dregs fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Dec 12, 2019

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


blatman posted:

Don't feel bad I don't think anyone knows I exist on SA either

For a dead gay forum it's still pretty busy so basically everyone is just another goon.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Coolness Averted posted:

I thought SA was just really big in making a huge stink about it literally being a child porn site, to the point that there are images like this that I'm pretty sure was made as a "gently caress SA!" infographic rather than a brag by us.
Like besides the whole "SA was the source of most internet culture and comedy at the time" thing, we also bullied them into cleaning up and kept bringing it to the attention of the media when they failed to, until reddit had to offically ban childporn and the creepers left or went quiet



This rules
Hey, at least they still have... Random Sexiness? Actually that's probably old and I'm guessing that got shut down too!

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

My wife saw the frog icon for the awful app and thought I was on Gab or one of those other alt right forums

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Nostradingus posted:

My wife saw the frog icon for the awful app and thought I was on Gab or one of those other alt right forums

That's why I use the ghost.

My husband knows a bit about this place, and I've shown him some stuff like small pastry and groverhaus.

I had one friend mention 4chan years ago. I said I only know about it through Something Awful and he immediately got defensive and proclaimed he only goes there for games and he doesn't even go to /b and he's nothing like the rest of them lol

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Post like your kids live here

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I haven't kept it a secret but at most I've gotten a "oh, no idea that was still around".

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Imagine describing SA as a "Comedy Website".

Then your SO joins and she's like "Where's the comedy" and you're like uhhh did you check QCS, there's a hilarious meltdown recently ummm... get the blackboard imma explain it

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

My best friend who bought me this account knows. He never joined but he was an early weird twitter figure so theres some overlaps.

Wife knows vaguely that I read some forums, jokingly calls them my blogs. Ive explained some funny threads to her, but thats about as far as I can see it going.

Few months ago was drunk with a couple college friends and learned that theyre both into Reddit. Would not have pegged these two as being Very Online in the slightest, so this surprised me. In that vulnerable moment, I started explaining SA and got about 15 seconds in when I started hearing myself and seeing their eyes glaze so I stopped and asked them to tell me more funny posts from r/AITA

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
My grandpa does

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

My grandpa does

He probably has some good memories from way back when this site was started

Jaxts
Apr 29, 2008
My wife knows about the forum but doesn't "get the appeal"

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

My wife doesn't get comedy.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
aside from mentioning SASS I've never been in a situation where I would want or need to explain what forums I post on, and even then I just say I'm doing an online secret santa

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Ive liked to share stuff from the forums w people sometimes. A lot of the time they dont ask and I just dont say where its from tho

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019

I have told my girlfriend about the forums but she doesn't seem to understand or care. She thought that 4chan was a good place because she heard on the radio that anonymous hacked scientology.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

My wife doesn't get comedy.

Yet she married a joke!

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Outrail posted:

Yet she married a joke!

Checks out, she don't understand me either.

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
I bought my partner an account to get them off Reddit and they pretended like they heard of this place before I mentioned it. When they think I'm asleep Ive caught them still peeping Reddit tho and it feels gross

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Sprue posted:

I bought my partner an account to get them off Reddit and they pretended like they heard of this place before I mentioned it. When they think I'm asleep Ive caught them still peeping Reddit tho and it feels gross

:sever:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Not before getting in the ultimate "turn on your monitor" joke though

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Sprue posted:

I bought my partner an account to get them off

yeah me too

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The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i don't see how they would, i am very careful about maintaining my anonymity and plausible deniability

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