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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release

songs about dicks

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Cock Cock Cocking on Heaven's Door

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
vegeta thinks its mondo cool but i feel its a little immature for a forum where the average age is 30.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I ain't clicking on poo poo you piss wizard.
But check this poo poo out:

'I'm free ballin' by Big Tom Petty, the fat white wonder.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

EA Sports posted:

vegeta thinks its mondo cool but i feel its a little immature for a forum where the average age is 30.

I could call you up and read Noam Chomsky excerpts to you instead.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

EA Sports posted:

vegeta thinks its mondo cool but i feel its a little immature for a forum where the average age is 30.

I feel personally attacked

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Here they cum to sniff the rooster
Yeah here cum the rooster, yeah, yeah
You know he just gonna cry

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
All in all you’re just a
Big ol’ dick and some balls

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

All in all you’re just a
Big ol’ dick and some balls

We don’t need no fornication

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I. M. Gei posted:

We don’t need no fornication

How can you have any pudding, if you don't beat your meat?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Siouxsie and the Banshees "Kiss Them For Me," with zero changes to the lyrics

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The_Continental posted:

I could call you up and read Noam Chomsky excerpts to you instead.

I don't know anybody here who WOULDN'T like to receive a personal call, and be read Noam Chomsky. :colbert:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

All in all you’re just a
Big ol’ dick and some balls

This loving sucks.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Big Beef City posted:

This loving sucks.

yeah bloodhound gang did that one

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

This loving sucks.

How about this?

These balls are made for cummin
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these balls are gonna
Cum all over you

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This is not the greatest penis in the world
This is just a tribute


Can't read my can't read my can't read my
Can't read my penis face


Trapped in the Penis


I want a girl with a short penis
And a loooong penis

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Are you ready, balls?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Like a penis
Touched for the very first time

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Like a penis
Touched for the very first time

Oooh!

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://dayumgen.bandcamp.com/

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Millions of penis
Penis for me
Millions of penis
Penis for free

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ooohhh, I'm a rebel just for dicks, yeah
Come poo poo on my dick and wipe it on my tits, yeah

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I love penis
I am married to penis (penis my love)
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
SING WITH ME PENIS

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Short skirt, long penis

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

farty cock anthem

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


wa27 posted:

Short skirt, long penis

You can do so much better with this I mean you have this to work with.

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket


She's fast, and thorough with a slurp or a wack
She's exploring my utility, and picking up my sack
I want a girl with a short spurt and a long, long jack it.

I feel like there's an even better version out there.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The car is on fire and there's noone at the wheel; penis

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
She loves dick yeah yeah yeah
She loves dick yeah yeah yeah
She loves dick yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dude Looks Like A Dude

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



If we are going to post actual songs this is a song about a boner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEl96I_4PuI

so is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYQtbz_pPg

you know what, I think all their songs might be.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Meh, songs and parody songs about eating rear end is where it's at.

EX: Everyone knows Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is one of the worst Christmas songs ever recorded, sing it as "All I Want For Christmas Is Culo" though, that's gold right there.

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
check out this boner song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQULzaHD9Pc

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Jerry Cotton posted:

I want a girl with a short penis
And a loooong penis

Same

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch my penis

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Reach out and touch penis
Your own personal penis
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal penis

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Combat penis come back penis
Fight off the lethargy
Don't go quietly
Combat penis

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Combat penis come back penis
Fight off the lethargy
Don't go quietly
Combat penis

I don't know half the songs ITT lmao. I tried to sing this to the Spider-Man animated cartoon television series theme song tune.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Jerry Cotton posted:

I don't know half the songs ITT lmao. I tried to sing this to the Spider-Man animated cartoon television series theme song tune.

It's a lot softer than you think (Combat Baby by Metric)

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