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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012



https://www.ebay.com/itm/362845817014

there he is in the corner

also post other zybourne clock crap you still have on your computer

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Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005



Buglord

drat this is sick as hell. I wish I could afford it

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009



Buy it and eat it and gain the true power of Johnny Fiveaces

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

280 bucks? Well, I suppose at least it retains value longer than a banana taped to a wall.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Tape a banana or a popeyes chicken sandwich on that and we got a DEAL

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012



feel like gros gammon should have got more play

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Deep in my heart there remains the hope that someone does make a zybourne clock game a la Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Johnny Fiveaces: "Let me feel that steampunk applebottom"

LGD
Sep 25, 2004





Macasaurus posted:

feel like gros gammon should have got more play

I agree, I was like "I don't think I ever saw that guy before"

but aesthetically he's basically just Carl from Aqua Teen with more hair

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Nobody can "buy" Johnny Five Aces. Johnny Five Aces may choose to reside with you for a time, but it is his decision alone.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.




Smellrose

Johnny belongs in a museum.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005

Phoenixes we can believe in

Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Johnny belongs in a museum.

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

Fan of Britches

Bidding is already past 400$. I wish I could make bank with my childhood scribbles.

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Leofish
Aug 20, 2007
100% of your Recommended Daily Intake of Leo. Now with a tangy seafood flavor!

Macasaurus posted:

feel like gros gammon should have got more play

This is literally the first time I've ever seen or heard of this character.

EDIT: This is a good Zybourne Clock thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_J9n8mgQaY

Leofish fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Dec 10, 2019

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Johnny belongs in a museum.

I hope someone tweets this to Obsidian. He belongs framed in a room of "New Vegas poo poo we won't give to Bethesda".

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

13Pandora13 posted:

I hope someone tweets this to Obsidian. He belongs framed in a room of "New Vegas poo poo we won't give to Bethesda".

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1204413957626155015

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012




amazing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Johnny Fiveaces fuckin rules.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

Plop

That's a serious art investment folks.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle



gently caress yes

cnut
May 3, 2016


For historical purposes, hi-res Johnny:



Amazing detail.

cnut fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Dec 10, 2019

Persiflagist
Mar 7, 2013


should i do this or should i do literally anything else with my life

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



can't believe we can have another johnny fiveaces related goon project

popewiles
Jan 8, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Jose posted:

can't believe we can have another johnny fiveaces related goon project

Truly the gift that keeps on giving

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.


Ham Wrangler

Itís at $410, still time to bid $420.69 for a once in a lifetime screencap

Iím far too cowardly about being on the hook for that

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009



Persiflagist posted:

should i do this or should i do literally anything else with my life

you know in your heart what the right decision is

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



Something Awful should start an internet museum for some revenue, feature pieces like this.

Have an interactive area for poo poo posting. Get some rebar or something from 9/11 to laugh at.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004





Fellis posted:

Itís at $410, still time to bid $420.69 for a once in a lifetime screencap

Iím far too cowardly about being on the hook for that

it's now $530, so you'd have been fine

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle


LGD posted:

it's now $530, so you'd have been fine

He can still get in at $694.20

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

it's 'scholtz'???? I always thought it was Shulty

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Nap Ghost

Johnny fiveaces is loving incredible

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009


What suit is the fifth ace? Is it a double or a unique fifth suit? So many layers

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Nap Ghost

"Pleas, he had a family"

cnut
May 3, 2016


adamarama posted:

What suit is the fifth ace? Is it a double or a unique fifth suit? So many layers

Looks like the Ace of Triangles.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


Pick posted:

"Pleas, he had a family"

~Johnny~~

LGD
Sep 25, 2004





13Pandora13 posted:

He can still get in at $694.20

$660 now, so not for long

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019


this is historic

buglord
Jul 31, 2010



Buglord

cant wait until we get the follow up thread in a few weeks where the buyer jizzes on it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

buglord posted:

cant wait until we get the follow up thread in a few weeks where the buyer jizzes on it

The Zyboard Goop

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this work of TrueArt is gonna move for less than a banana

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