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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


If he didn’t pay for the auction win he’d be MrStiffy

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

I thought the best outcome would be ropekid buying it but a challenger appearing in Freddie Wong works nicely

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




Son of Rodney posted:

It has now made more money than propably 90% of all games ever attempted.

It had no development costs so its profit margin is now infinite.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Screw Johnny, I want Brooks Cracktackle from The Demon Rush.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male


Slippery Tilde

FREDDIE WONG EAT THE ART

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


limaCAT posted:

FREDDIE WONG EAT THE ART

Guy Fieri: “let’s douse this paper in dry rub!

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


I love how whenever famous goons come up it’s murderers and a DJ who was relevant 10 years ago who posted here for like one day before goons got on his nerves and he never came back.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


veni veni veni posted:

I love how whenever famous goons come up it’s murderers and a DJ who was relevant 10 years ago who posted here for like one day before goons got on his nerves and he never came back.

That guy sucked huge rear end though

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


That makes it even more funny that people still bring him up tho.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


veni veni veni posted:

That makes it even more funny that people still bring him up tho.

He said the slur on the Twitch

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



veni veni veni posted:

I love how whenever famous goons come up it’s murderers and a DJ who was relevant 10 years ago who posted here for like one day before goons got on his nerves and he never came back.

To be fair, murder sub guy wasn't a goon. The goon is murdersubs former friend and coworker. It was heartbreaking to watch the guy slowly realize his old friend and boss that he had trusted was actually a literal rapist nazi murderer.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


Yeah true the actual goon guy seemed cool enough. Tbh I forgot it wasn’t actually murder guy lol.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



heh

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Friend posted:

other than the one that died in benghazi, deadmau5, the one that was in that syrian prison, that guy who killed that lady in a submarine, probably some other murderers...

the sub killer was a friend of goon iirc

MrSpiffy
Aug 13, 2000


FREDDIE WONG POSTING HERE


Thank you for bringing my haters like Lois to my attention smh can't believe people don't realize this internet drawing is actually priceless art that will outlive us all

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
mottled gecko

Nap Ghost

You got it for a steal. Please treasure it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


I mean lowtax teamed up with mike Nelson from mst3k but he falls in the category of “scared off by goons”

Dr. Video Games 0135
May 20, 2003

That's gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob

My favorite "buy them an account" projects were Gord, the King of Stdh.txt, and Kate Beaton, who was here for like five minutes before goons drove her off by being creepy

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.



MrSpiffy posted:

I have come out of my cave of being an internet has-been to purchase this. I have the winning bid.

Roll your eyes all you want - I think this drawing is important.

I was there for the original thread, and the SA forums of that time period formed my dumbass sense of humor. That single piece of art, with the jaunty leg tilt, crotch bulge, and unorthodox card handling technique, has brought me more joy than just about any weird internet thing I've ever encountered. It's pure art - drawn by someone with genuine intent to contribute to a collaborative internet project, and like a fuckin herald of the cesspool internet to come, that project flamed out as internet strangers from around the world came together to dunk hard on it. It's one of the earliest examples of how a bunch of anonymous strangers with mixed intentions collaboratively created something far greater than the sum of its parts, and must be preserved.

This drawing and the ideas it inspired brought people together. It continues to do so. The artist claimed that dumb gently caress $150,000 banana taped to a wall is worth that much because of the "idea" of it. If so, then what is the endless fount of inspiration that this drawing represents worth?

Like the balls on the edge of the cliff, forever appearing and knocking the next one down, Johnny Five Aces will go on forever motherfuckers.

I eagerly anticipate receiving this, getting it properly framed, and lending it out to any art exhibits of internet ephemera that might happen to pop up.

Thank you for you are service

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.




Smellrose

We did it, everyone.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


MrSpiffy posted:

Thank you for bringing my haters like Lois to my attention smh can't believe people don't realize this internet drawing is actually priceless art that will outlive us all

did he confirm if it was archival quality printer paper that will stand the test of time?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012





Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:

My favorite "buy them an account" projects were Gord, the King of Stdh.txt, and Kate Beaton, who was here for like five minutes before goons drove her off by being creepy

Nah beaton was just bored of it but NOW she is creeped out by all the goons that keep apologizing

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

veni veni veni posted:

did he confirm if it was archival quality printer paper that will stand the test of time?

I think it was done in pencil, so the graphite should be fine.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

George H.W. stinkyhole posted:

There’s been supposedly a real deal celebrity but never found out who
Allegedly there's also a relatively big name professional wrestler, which on the one hand is preposterous and on the other hand is obviously true.

CyberLord XP
Oct 18, 2005

Goldie...She says her name is Goldie


Thanks for the trip down memory road OP. Best outcome possible.

Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013


MrSpiffy posted:

Thank you for bringing my haters like Lois to my attention smh can't believe people don't realize this internet drawing is actually priceless art that will outlive us all

We all will die someday, but Johnny will live forever.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

This is excellent and I'm so glad Johnny Fiveaces will be immortalized for all history by another goon.

wildmamboqueen
May 31, 2001

mad about the mage

The Great Twist

Congrats on owning history Mr.Spiffy! I would frame it with a satin finished glass and mounted on black wood. Don't detract from the work!

SweetWillyRollbar
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Wait...does this make Zyborne Clock a successful Goon Project?

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Wait...does this make Zyborne Clock a successful Goon Project?

By this metric Doobies Doghouse would be a successful goon project

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Neil Ciceriga (sp?) went by Trapezoid but left after his sister Emily joined and goons got super creepy about it.

He had a kinda sorta meltdown but from what I can remember, it was totally justified.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



Alan Smithee posted:

By this metric Doobies Doghouse would be a successful goon project

Doob had to shut down. Zybourne has made a profit. Way out of Doob's league

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE





Illegal Hen

The true success of goon projects is usually not from the stated goal but from an unexpected outcome.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here


How much would Axemaniac's drawings go for?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012





SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Wait...does this make Zyborne Clock a successful Goon Project?

average game on steam makes $16k, so zybourne is getting there

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Did it turn out that Hell Bastard was some flavor of creep or did he stop posting just because?

I miss his CYOA threads.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Didn't Cliffy B post on the forums at one point a long time ago

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



What if some game company actually wanted to make this game. (lol)

Would they have to buy the rights from somebody or could they just go ahead and do it?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


No game company would want to make it so it doesn't really matter.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


devolver digital is the adult swim of game devs

they live for poo poo like this

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