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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


If some dev wasted a notable chunk of their lives actually making a Zybourne Clock game for 5 hours of irionic internet lols before it was forgotten, it would be more even more pathetic than the non game.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!


I would much rather live in the world where Zybourne Clock was real and Video Game High School never made it past a few pitches and pieces of concept art.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013


Alan Smithee posted:

devolver digital is the adult swim of game devs

they live for poo poo like this

Adult Swim also produce video games, just take it to them.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!


Over a million dollars spent on such nothingburger characters as Brian "Loves Dyin'" D, Games Dean, The Law, and Freddie Wong only to have them vanish from people's minds the moment the Kickstarter ended while even the lowest Zybourne Clock character maintains more clout in 2019.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



The concept art masterpiece cost half the the price of a Doobie Doghouse vent hood.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



Play as Johnny Fiveaces in a 3D steampunk open world in the same vein as red dead redemption / fallout / gta.

Rewrite everything but stay true to the original vision.

Cyberpunk just came out so it's the right time for steampunk done right!

Let's make this happen!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.




Smellrose

Inzombiac posted:

Did it turn out that Hell Bastard was some flavor of creep or did he stop posting just because?

I miss his CYOA threads.

He loving sucked and was rightly driven off the forums.

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

Made with the finest craft yarn and real 24K raw noodles


gently caress SNEEP posted:

Ok I found my archive.

I present The Zybourne Clock Collection, 234 images I saved around 2008-2010 that are original concept work, fanart, and parodies. Some might have been posted here already but I'm sure there's lots more!
https://imgur.com/a/HPPZbDN



Thank you.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Telebite posted:

Play as Johnny Fiveaces in a 3D steampunk open world in the same vein as red dead redemption / fallout / gta.

Rewrite everything but stay true to the original vision.

Cyberpunk just came out so it's the right time for steampunk done right!

Let's make this happen!

ďWe focus tested Zybourne Clock and have decided to change it to Johnny Six Shooters. He carries a gun nowĒ

MrSpiffy
Aug 13, 2000


FREDDIE WONG POSTING HERE


Sleeveless posted:

Over a million dollars spent on such nothingburger characters as Brian "Loves Dyin'" D, Games Dean, The Law, and Freddie Wong only to have them vanish from people's minds the moment the Kickstarter ended while even the lowest Zybourne Clock character maintains more clout in 2019.

Haha yeah I remember goons absolutely hated VGHS and all the comments were like "Games Dean is such an obnoxious gamer stereotype ugh" and nobody realized it's just a dumb pun on "James Dean" and they were self-projecting themselves onto the guy wearing a fedora, truly wonderful times.

The drawing arrived but I'm not in town, so we won't see it framed yet until the new year.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Tell me where you get it framed

cnut
May 3, 2016


I want a Johnny Fiveaces beer stein!!!!!!

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


Can't wait for the Crimson Haze and Demon Rush auctions!



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Drink my dong slobber!

This EULA compels you to never commit any crimes again, ever

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Songbearer posted:

Can't wait for the Crimson Haze and Demon Rush auctions!



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Drink my dong slobber!

This EULA compels you to never commit any crimes again, ever

Fingat auction

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Alan Smithee posted:

Fingat auction

Put that thing in a monstrance at once!

a hot gujju bhabhi
Apr 5, 2007


Inzombiac posted:

Neil Ciceriga (sp?) went by Trapezoid but left after his sister Emily joined and goons got super creepy about it.

He had a kinda sorta meltdown but from what I can remember, it was totally justified.

lol he himself was a creepy weirdo and it's good he's gone

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Alan Smithee posted:

Fingat auction

I thought that ended up being a hoax?

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

The Jellicle Moon is shining bright


a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

lol he himself was a creepy weirdo and it's good he's gone

Nah, he owns.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

lol he himself was a creepy weirdo and it's good he's gone

Is he? Did he creep on people or what?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

When I press the special key
it plays a little melody



Nap Ghost

A playable Cybourne Clocks would even more underwhelming than Duke Nukem Foreverial.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


Fun Shoe

MrSpiffy posted:

Haha yeah I remember goons absolutely hated VGHS and all the comments were like "Games Dean is such an obnoxious gamer stereotype ugh" and nobody realized it's just a dumb pun on "James Dean" and they were self-projecting themselves onto the guy wearing a fedora, truly wonderful times.

The drawing arrived but I'm not in town, so we won't see it framed yet until the new year.

Keep it classy, donít get some goofy frame. Iím not sure if itís a good idea long term to have it pressed against glass but you mentioned a floating frame and a nice simple one could look good



But Iíd go with a standard gallery style plain black frame with white mat



the more important the art, the bigger the mat size

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

The Deadliest Crotch



Grimey Drawer

Songbearer posted:

Can't wait for the Crimson Haze and Demon Rush auctions!



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Drink my dong slobber!

This EULA compels you to never commit any crimes again, ever

Everyone is a programmer!

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Snowy posted:

the more important the art, the bigger the mat size

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


Fun Shoe


This guy gets it

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


an entire hosue of jfa telescreen walls

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle


Snowy posted:

Keep it classy, donít get some goofy frame. Iím not sure if itís a good idea long term to have it pressed against glass but you mentioned a floating frame and a nice simple one could look good



But Iíd go with a standard gallery style plain black frame with white mat



the more important the art, the bigger the mat size

I wouldn't do float frame with the graphite.

Get it matted properly with acid-free glue and archival glass. Should only run you like $250ish with a drawing that size.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

13Pandora13 posted:

I wouldn't do float frame with the graphite.

Get it matted properly with acid-free glue and archival glass. Should only run you like $250ish with a drawing that size.

Graphite on printer paper. Just out of curiosity is there any way to neutralize the not-acid-free paper so it doesn't turn yellow and disintegrate and 30 years? I remember reading years ago that books that were over a hundred years old were often in better shape than books just 30 or 40 years old, because modern paper is garbage.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE





Illegal Hen

Alan Smithee posted:

an entire hosue of jfa telescreen walls

Store the original art in a hermetically sealed room with one camera pointed at it, broadcasting the image to all the touchscreens. Saves the artwork from deteriorating & you get to still look at it.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Android Apocalypse posted:

Store the original art in a hermetically sealed room with one camera pointed at it, broadcasting the image to all the touchscreens. Saves the artwork from deteriorating & you get to still look at it.

Do you want SCPs? This is how you get SCPs!

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Tunicate posted:

average game on steam makes $16k, so zybourne is getting there
That's the mean game, but Georg Stardew, which has made millions and also is installed on Teslas for some loving reason is an outlier and should not be counted

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005





a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

lol he himself was a creepy weirdo and it's good he's gone

tell the story or piss off

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Neil Cicierega makes cool music. Most musicians are creeps. Quelle surprise!

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!


Pvt.Scott posted:

Neil Cicierega makes cool music. Most musicians are creeps. Quelle surprise!

You're a gullible idiot, and when people point out that the accusations of him being a creep were completely made up by KiwiFarms you're going to argue that the fact that you believed it could be true means that it may as well have been because, again, you are a gullible idiot.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Sleeveless posted:

You're a gullible idiot, and when people point out that the accusations of him being a creep were completely made up by KiwiFarms you're going to argue that the fact that you believed it could be true means that it may as well have been because, again, you are a gullible idiot.

I actually know nothing about the man beyond his remixes and some of his early stuff on Newgrounds back in the day. I donít even know what accusations are being talked about. Iím just an rear end in a top hat being an rear end in a top hat. Most musicians Iíve known were not, in fact, creeps. I wasnít even aware before this thread that he apparently was a goon at some point.

I made a bad post, followed by this, a worse one.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Nap Ghost

Take it to the Sagas thread or w/e

SweetWillyRollbar
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Pvt.Scott posted:

I actually know nothing about the man beyond his remixes and some of his early stuff on Newgrounds back in the day. I don’t even know what accusations are being talked about. I’m just an rear end in a top hat being an rear end in a top hat. Most musicians I’ve known were not, in fact, creeps. I wasn’t even aware before this thread that he apparently was a goon at some point.

I made a bad post, followed by this, a worse one.

Best to not respond to Sleeveless IMHO. Best way to flush him from a thread.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Freddy was calling his internet friends and warning them not to bid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDu7IPyTUj0#t=2207s

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009



Why hasn't this thread been goldmined yet.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE





Illegal Hen

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Why hasn't this thread been goldmined yet.

Because MrSpiffy hasn't posted a pic of his acquisition framed & mounted on a wall yet.

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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012


so where the gently caress is the photo evidence?

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