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Nuts on my fingers and lips The way babies smell Wet socks Riding a bike A pimple in the thin skin between the top of nose and forehead Papercuts Mouthful of wasabi Bending of penis
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stepping on cat puke at 3am when getting up to take a piss
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Dec 11, 2019 09:22
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Dragging your fingernails across the bodywork of a car
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Dec 11, 2019 09:30
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Les Os posted:Wet socks I have a, idk what it is, like a vein I guess, some kind of small biological cord under my skin that runs upward from my right eye socket into a point partway up my forehead where it apparently sinks into my skull putting pressure on it, even to just get a sense of what it is, feels like having a headache but also with a numb piercing sensation on the cord itself it doesn't impede my life in any way. I have no idea how I found it but if I forgot it was there I don't think I would ever rediscover it. why would I be applying digital pressure to the skin above my eye? but every once in a while I remember it and check to see if it's there because why would it be what the gently caress is it? and then I get this dull unpleasant sensation I want to cut it out of my face it sucks I hate it. why isn't my forehead just skin over a wall of bone why would there be a lovely little tube there? there's one on the left side too but it's barely noticeable because it doesn't suck to touch it. maybe the right side is swollen or something idk I haven't been to a doctor in like 6 years
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Dec 11, 2019 09:32
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It's only you who has a sensitive forehead tube, Cubone. Go to a doctor FFS.
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Dec 11, 2019 09:50
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Steppin on bugs. There's these big idiot crickets around here people call sprickets (spider crickets) or cave crickets that normally stick to cellars but will get inside sometimes. I stepped on one barefoot one night and it made a juicy bubble wrap pop  Also uh when puke comes out your nose. Especially if it's something chunky or like noodles that you have to pull out.
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Dec 11, 2019 09:56
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Cubone posted:some kind of small biological cord under my skin that runs upward from my right eye socket into a point partway up my forehead where it apparently sinks into my skull
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Dec 11, 2019 10:03
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Turdo posted:noodles that you have to pull out. God that's the worst.
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Dec 11, 2019 10:06
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rubbing sandpaper on your taint staring at florescent lighting that you can hear seeing yourself in a mirror after a mega binge reading the ops posting sleeping on gravel driving naked in a leather seat during a heatwave without A/C refinancing your home to make ends meet
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Dec 11, 2019 10:07
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Sudden loud noises piss me the gently caress off.
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Dec 11, 2019 10:13
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Dry, unglazed pottery. I have no idea why, it's like the "nails on a chalkboard" of touching to me
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Dec 11, 2019 10:19
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Pissing, except there are small stones in your bladder and they gotta travel through your penis in your piss and tear up everything on the way, each pebble casuing you a unique and never before experienced journey of pain and suffering
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Dec 11, 2019 11:11
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X-Treme butt plugging.
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Dec 11, 2019 12:21
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Bullets from a machine gun penetrating my flesh Papercut to the glans
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Dec 11, 2019 12:30
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Clothing Non-Doritos based foods The touch of another human being
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Dec 11, 2019 12:34
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Frankenstyle posted:X-Treme butt plugging. That is a BudK as gently caress knife if I ever saw one
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Dec 11, 2019 12:44
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touching a seatbelt or anything with a similar texture when you wash your hands too much and the skin on your fingers gets all dry and papery biting down on something soft and realizing there's something hard in it the almost tangible weight of my own mortality pressing down on me popping in a joint that doesnt normally pop like knees or elbows
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Dec 11, 2019 12:55
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Licking cloth.
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Dec 11, 2019 12:57
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Being murdered via broom handle rape. They say drowning is a peaceful way to die, but broom handle rape? I don't know...
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Dec 11, 2019 12:58
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That sickly feeling of not-quite numbness in your arm when getting blood drawn.
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Dec 11, 2019 13:44
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Biting the stick in the middle of an ice cream
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Dec 11, 2019 13:44
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Being greasy in any capacity for even a very short amount of time.
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Dec 11, 2019 13:46
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the one time i did salvia and got unzipped
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Dec 11, 2019 13:47
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Styrofoam
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Dec 11, 2019 13:48
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sand grain underneath your eyelid getting your nails caught on wool/microfiber cloth the sensation you get when you think/know you cracked a tooth needles hitting the bone
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Dec 11, 2019 14:00
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That weird vibrating sensation and numbness you get in your hands after doing some heavy work. Like swinging a sledge or a wood splitting axe for several hours. Even worse if you ever used a jack hammer. The second and third day sober after a five day binge. Especially when trying to sleep. Drinking a hot cup of tea or coffee immediately after eating a cold bowl of cereal. Getting circumcised at the age of 10 for medical reasons. I was under anaesthetic but the next two weeks of healing...
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Dec 11, 2019 14:05
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As a man, receiving The Shocker isn't that great. The pinkie is alright but the other two.. dang
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Dec 11, 2019 14:07
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Botfly underneath your skin
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Dec 11, 2019 14:07
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lawnmower and you've run over gravel or some other impediment that you just KNOW the fucker is going to hit with the blades but just quite hasn't yet but is about 1.5 seconds away from doing so. This may be rocks, gravel as mentioned, or perhaps a frog or chipmunk as well. Just whatever you've noticed to give you enough time to say "Aw gently caress". It's that.
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Dec 11, 2019 14:18
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Cold toilet seat
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Dec 11, 2019 14:23
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Sex
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Dec 11, 2019 14:27
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my teeth on a popsicle stick loving ugh
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Dec 11, 2019 14:28
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Big ol' tits and you rub em' and the nipples get hard under your palms and you keep slappin' at 'em and rubbin' that pussy but it's like 'god drat'.
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Dec 11, 2019 14:34
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Shinjobi posted:Cold toilet seat Warm toilet seat, but from a stranger's rear end
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Dec 11, 2019 14:40
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The texture of those fabric bandaids
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Dec 11, 2019 15:09
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Blue balls. When you eat to fast and stuff takes awhile to travel....
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Dec 11, 2019 15:23
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Getting sick and my eustachian tubes swell up making it impossible to equalize pressure in my ears. Also ASMR.
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Dec 11, 2019 15:34
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going without sleep for more than a day and your joints feel like they have sand in them touching a stranger on a bus or train chewing gum for too long and then drinking something cold how smooth sharks can be, just whoa petting those fuzzy caterpillars
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Dec 11, 2019 15:42
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PinheadSlim posted:Dry, unglazed pottery. I have no idea why, it's like the "nails on a chalkboard" of touching to me
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Dec 11, 2019 15:49
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Hearing packing or masking tape being ripped off of cardboard. It makes my skin loving crawl and shoots a shiver up my spine. I carry extra pocket knives with me on Christmas and foist them on everyone so I don't have to hear that noise.
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