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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
BARK BARK WOOF WOOF *BITE CAGES INTENSELY*

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY THREAD????

AWOOO AWOOO AWOOO AWOOO

I AM DOG, I THINK I AM 3KG, BUT I REALLY AM 60KG, BAZINGA - I KNOW I AM 60KG BUT I DO NOT CARE.

I WILL NOW ENGAGE LICK YOUR rear end THEN FACE MODE, PET ME.

LOVE ME.

I WAS SEPERATED FROM MY MOTHER AT 8 WEEKS OLD, SO I MIGHT HAVE SOME ANXIETY AND SEPERATION ISSUES!

BUT THAT IS FINE, JUST SCRATCH ME BEHIND THE EAR.

UHM- WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHO ARE YOU? WHO IS THAT I AM SMELLING ON YOUR, UNFAITHFUL CUR!!!

PLEASE PET ME *whimpers*

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

This dog needs a name!

WOOF WOOF MY OWNER CALLED ME "NO", "BAD DOG", "HAIRY MUTT", "STOP PULLING" AND "NOOOOOO AAAAAAH!" BEFORE HE DIED!

*BARKS AT CARS*

CARS KILLED MY OWNER!! *GROWLS*

MAYBE YOU CAN NAME ME?

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Heather Papps posted:

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

im a wolf.


(actually just a regular dog, convinced it's a wolf)

#sniffs-butt

Woof. *Wags in approval*

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Resting Lich Face posted:

MEOW!

*sniff sniff*

HISSSSSS

WOOF WOOF WOOF GROWL WOOF WOOF WOOF SNARL WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!



WOOF BIRD WOOF PLANE WOOF DOG DOG DOG WOOF DOG PLANE?? IT IS A DOGPLANE! WOOF

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Drink-Mix Man posted:

*Whines and tugs mercilessly tying to get to the neighbor who gives him a treat once in a while; nevermind the inconvenience to the guy holding his leash who gives him full meals every day.*

*wags tail in approval*

<3 <3 Vanisher

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