getting dressed up like a technician, getting my tools, when people ask me what i'm doing, say i'm fixing the speaker, but i'm really hacking it for infinite burgers 
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assembling my team, necessary for hacking the drive thru
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Dec 11, 2019 16:20
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it's me, the disguiserman! just kidding that was a decoy, i'm this bush, over here.
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Dec 11, 2019 16:24
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attaching a length of clear packaging tape to my dollar bills like i used to use on soda machines as a kid |
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Dec 11, 2019 16:33
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whistling certain frequencies into the drive-thru speaker to lock-out the order system and overflow the burger order stack, getting me infinite burgers for free
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Dec 11, 2019 16:41
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taking my friend zack who can make any noise with his mouth to the drive thru to impersonate the district manager and demand 'one of everything' for qc testing
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Dec 11, 2019 16:42
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dammit should have asked for two of everything i didn't think zack liked apple pie 
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Dec 11, 2019 16:43
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magic cactus posted:whistling certain frequencies into the drive-thru speaker to lock-out the order system and overflow the burger order stack, getting me infinite burgers for free ---------------- |
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Dec 11, 2019 16:55
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applying a 'software upgrade' (virus) to the cash register so they owe me money when i place an order |
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Dec 11, 2019 16:59
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ordering from all the menus in a certain order that triggers access to a secret menu where I can make myself CEO of the company.
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Dec 11, 2019 17:03
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*sliding one end of an Ethernet cable into a burger and the other into the back of my head* "I'm in"
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Dec 11, 2019 17:04
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use a secret series of inputs on the mcdonalds smart menu boards, in the store, to give EVERYONE free burgers
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Dec 11, 2019 17:05
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executing a man-in-the-middle attack where I wait for the cashier to hand someone their order through the window and just as they are about get it I jump out of the bushes and grab it, burg-jacking my clueless victim.
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Dec 11, 2019 17:07
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building a fake burger joint in the desert, to the exact specifications of the real burger joint, to practice in
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Dec 11, 2019 17:27
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dang cda got caught and is being held in the back room by Derek the McDonald’s security guard who takes his job very seriously. *it turns out this was all a part of his master plan to get unlimited burgers* |
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Dec 11, 2019 17:27
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cda posted:building a fake burger joint in the desert, to the exact specifications of the real burger joint, to practice in |
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Dec 11, 2019 17:31
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Perched on the roof above the back employee only door wearing all black, waiting for Kevin to take the trash out to the dumpster, while my partner sits in a car across the parking lot in front of the closed joann fabrics, her determined face illuminated by a laptop screen as she types furiously. If she doesn't crack the system in time I'm a dead man.
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Dec 11, 2019 18:16
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alnilam posted:Perched on the roof above the back employee only door wearing all black, waiting for Kevin to take the trash out to the dumpster, while my partner sits in a car across the parking lot in front of the closed joann fabrics, her determined face illuminated by a laptop screen as she types furiously. If she doesn't crack the system in time I'm a dead man. bad news, it's a linux system
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Dec 11, 2019 18:22
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Manifisto posted:bad news, it's a linux system As the cops drag me away Linus Torvalds pulls away in a tiny car laughing maniacally with dozens of burgers stacked in his passenger seat
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Dec 11, 2019 18:26
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pulling up to the drive through window in my ice cream truck. when the employee pokes their head out the window I hand them two chocolate crunch bars. the restaurant is now legally in my debt, a fact I will use to foreclose and take ownership. I will force the drive thru window workers, now my employees, to drive the truck while I man the drive thru window, which was my goal all along.
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Dec 11, 2019 18:29
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alnilam posted:As the cops drag me away Linus Torvalds pulls away in a tiny car laughing maniacally with dozens of burgers stacked in his passenger seat lmao ---------------- |
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Dec 11, 2019 18:34
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Manifisto posted:pulling up to the drive through window in my ice cream truck. when the employee pokes their head out the window I hand them two chocolate crunch bars. the restaurant is now legally in my debt, a fact I will use to foreclose and take ownership. I will force the drive thru window workers, now my employees, to drive the truck while I man the drive thru window, which was my goal all along. What if there's no gold fringe around the drive thru window? |
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Dec 11, 2019 18:36
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infiltrating the NSA to get the hacking tools to overcome the AES-256 encryption protocols of the drive thru was the easy part. the hard part is deciding whether i want fries with that.
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Dec 11, 2019 18:37
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alnilam posted:As the cops drag me away Linus Torvalds pulls away in a tiny car laughing maniacally with dozens of burgers stacked in his passenger seat |
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Dec 11, 2019 18:52
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alnilam posted:As the cops drag me away Linus Torvalds pulls away in a tiny car laughing maniacally with dozens of burgers stacked in his passenger seat  the buncar was a goddamn dry run
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Dec 11, 2019 19:14
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setting up a video loop of different cars outside of the drive-through window so the employees dont recognize my car and get suspicious. |
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Dec 11, 2019 19:34
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taking my illegal burgers to the pay n spray to throw the cops off my tail |
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Dec 11, 2019 19:49
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"Emergency! It is Lent! Please hand 100 prepared cheeseburgers out the second window immediately to make room for more seafood stock!" Heh heh, another flawless Filet-O-Phishing scam. |
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Dec 11, 2019 20:11
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alnilam posted:As the cops drag me away Linus Torvalds pulls away in a tiny car laughing maniacally with dozens of burgers stacked in his passenger seat every god drat time
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Dec 11, 2019 20:28
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the penguin strikes again!!!! |
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Dec 11, 2019 20:38
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ASenileAnimal posted:taking my illegal burgers to the pay n spray to throw the cops off my tail
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Dec 11, 2019 20:39
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oscarthewilde posted:the penguin strikes again!!!! 
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Dec 11, 2019 20:39
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"welcome to McDonald's; how can i help you?" "yes i'd like to order a Whopper." "sir, McDonald's doesn't sell The Whopper, that's a Burger King item" "oh... I think you'll find that you're quite mistaken..." [presses the 'enter' key on his laptop, smirks] ---------------- |
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Dec 11, 2019 21:01
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google THIS posted:"Emergency! It is Lent! Please hand 100 prepared cheeseburgers out the second window immediately to make room for more seafood stock!"
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Dec 11, 2019 22:06
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records me saying "a burger please" into my yakbak and just loving hammers the button on high frequency at the intercom
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Dec 11, 2019 22:40
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works on my PB lapping the wendy's because i'm too self conscious to order more than 2 burg per run
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Dec 11, 2019 22:42
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"yeah hi i'd like a burger and, sorry if it's a bit of trouble, but inside the burger i'd like a bun, then tomato, onion, an extra patty, lettuce, sauc, and then another bun" then i wink to my super hot wife in the passenger seat she's really just an angel i thank god evryday that i got to meet someone's whose mental strength is only surpassed by her physical strength, this double burger hack will help maintain her daily protein allotments at half the cost
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Dec 11, 2019 22:44
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"Yeah I'll have a number 1 with SELECT * FROM `kitchen` WHERE `type` = 'food', extra pickle and hold the onions." |
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Dec 11, 2019 22:53
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Bonaventure posted:"welcome to McDonald's; how can i help you?" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 11, 2019 23:14
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me: I'd like two quarter pound burgs, two extra large fries, two large diet cokes, and a saywhatandtheentireorderisfree drive thru worker: *heavy sigh* sir we've heard that one about a million times, it doesn't work me: I don't know what you're talking about drive thru worker: yes you do, stop with the childish games and pull around to get your order, which you will definitely be paying for me: this is harrassment, stop bullying me drive thru worker: bullying you? what d-- *long pause* *sigh* drive thru worker: pull around
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