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1redflag posted:I know, that’s why it’s a huge red flag I don't know, this guy might be more like a yellow flag.
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Inability or unwillingness to either plan for the future or to demonstrate the discipline and self control needed to follow their own plans. Run the gently caress away from those people. You can't help them, you can't save them, they're unlikely to ever change and you're just going to waste your time, money, and what limited breaths and heartbeats you've got in this life it you think otherwise. And god help you if you're surely in a relationship with someone like that. Relationships are about being a team and supporting one another and working towards poo poo together. It's not about one person dragging the other down the field.
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If none of their pictures go below the head/chest, they fat.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:51
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Smoking/Vaping.
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I'm going to visit Bumblefuck, Texas one day.
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Dec 12, 2019 00:05
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1redflag posted:I know, that’s why it’s a huge red flag  
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Dec 12, 2019 00:08
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Do they own any number of cats in range (0, 69)
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Dec 12, 2019 00:38
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- see how they act to restaurant staff on your date(s), that's how they will treat you eventually - do they want to get married after a month? run.
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Dec 12, 2019 00:42
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-always knows where to find things in the kitchen (telltale sign of wallhacking)
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If they appear to be interested in your goony rear end - run!
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soy posted:- see how they act to restaurant staff on your date(s), that's how they will treat you eventually is an active kiwifarms posters like this dumb chud
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Dec 12, 2019 00:59
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Biggest red flag is being a goon, obviously.Colonel Cancer posted:Do they own any number of cats in range (0, 69) I can't do math, does this mean you have to have at least 70 cats to be in the clear? If so I'm in the clear.
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RocktheCaulk posted:is an active kiwifarms posters like this dumb chud 
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The sooner you recognize the pathological liars in your life, the happier you will be in life because you won't have to suffer the damage they cause just by existing.
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Dec 12, 2019 01:21
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Want to date youPick posted:Want to date you Poor judgment imho
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Dec 12, 2019 01:23
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Beware of women who are into horses, who didn't grow up in a rural area
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Dec 12, 2019 01:38
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Is the person a fat piece of poo poo? Do they look otherwise horrible?
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Dec 12, 2019 02:09
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Avatar is from an obscure webcomic or else is a cartoon drawing of their ideal self
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Dec 12, 2019 02:09
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If they name themselves after a murderous clown, they probably watch you sleep. Avoid at all costs.
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Dec 12, 2019 02:23
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Posts memes on social media about their self-perceived personality flaws.
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The_Continental posted:Beware of women who are into horses, who didn't grow up in a rural area Got it. Everyone stay away from Tina Belcher
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Dec 12, 2019 02:36
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How many non-kitchen knives do they own? The higher the number, the more likely one winds up in you. The more vague they are about their goals, the more they want you to do the heavy lifting to reach them.
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Dec 12, 2019 04:31
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Obsidianheart posted:How many non-kitchen knives do they own? The higher the number, the more likely one winds up in you. What if they're BUDK?
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RocktheCaulk posted:What if they're BUDK? Percentage is multiplied by 1.5. Also, you have to worry about how much more that cheap, dull crap will hurt going in, and if it will break off coming out.
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Dec 12, 2019 05:01
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I. M. Gei posted:untermensch I think describing other cultures this way but also wanting to emulate those cultures is a pretty big red flag
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Dec 12, 2019 05:02
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Edward Mass posted:When you are singing "O Christmas Tree" they counter with "the Red Flag". This version is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKYQ4GOqmk
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Dec 12, 2019 05:20
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Saying things like "you drink too much" and "if you didn't drink so much you wouldn't poop your pants so often"
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Dec 12, 2019 05:41
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is named Crystal or some variant thereof
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Dec 12, 2019 05:43
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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:is named Crystal or some variant thereof
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Dec 12, 2019 06:28
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Dude keeps meeting the WORST BOSSES. Where does he find all these jerks! They're everywhere! Man I need to work on how to identify BAD BOSSES because I've only had like one ever. This guy has them ALL the TIME
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Dec 12, 2019 06:37
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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:is named Crystal or some variant thereof woo boy. yeah, I lived this one.
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Dec 12, 2019 06:40
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Names a child Hayden, Jayden, or some similar variation, but spelled in the stupidest loving way possible.
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thinks changing from beer to vodka tonic is a valid diet plan
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Stalizard posted:I think describing other cultures this way but also wanting to emulate those cultures is a pretty big red flag Even if the culture in question is “extremely racist/homophobic/xenophobic/otherwise bigoted redneck Trump voter”? Also I don’t want to emulate them. Pickup trucks are actually useful and okay to have for certain purposes. The big huge gas-guzzling ones just shouldn’t be used more than absolutely necessary. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Dec 12, 2019 |
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Dec 12, 2019 07:45
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UltraRed posted:1) Do they smoke AND own a pickup AND where a hat of some sort? #2 is right on the money. Bonus points if others defend them as 'they're super nice really that's just how they are blah blah'
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Dec 12, 2019 08:15
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"I'm just temperamental" = "I have massive character flaws"
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Dec 12, 2019 08:31
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Pretty much any attempt to pass off lovely behavior as being quirky.
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Dec 12, 2019 08:36
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cant fuckin hold a line, i know bike racing has a steep learning curve but this one is easy hold ur fuckin line
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Dec 12, 2019 08:37
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None. If they have massive flaws, it's okay, you can change them.
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Claims to dislike dogs = They are a cat.
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