| And what, then, is to be thought of those witches who in this way sometimes collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird's nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn, as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report? It is to be said that it is all done by devil's work and illusion, for the senses of those who see them are deluded in the way we have said. For a certain man tells that, when he had lost his member, he approached a known witch to ask her to restore it to him. She told the afflicted man to climb a certain tree, and that he might take which he liked out of a nest in which there were several members. And when he tried to take out a big one, the witch said: You must not take that one; adding, because it belonged to a parish priest. | |
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what, then, are we to think of those who kept a literal box of dicks and did not share it with us? is not a box of dicks a shared resource, nay, a fundamental right, a natural monopoly, a resource of the people rather than the property of one selfish soul? had I a box (or bag, or other container) of dicks, rest assured I would distribute their bounty far and wide, for the world has a right to the benefits thereof.
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the forbidden late work of karl marx, das boxofdicksen
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Manifisto posted:what, then, are we to think of those who kept a literal box of dicks and did not share it with us? is not a box of dicks a shared resource, nay, a fundamental right, a natural monopoly, a resource of the people rather than the property of one selfish soul? 
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a tired bluejay returns home from a long day of foraging and finds their nest filled with a pile of wriggling dicks... again
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Luvcow posted:a pile of wriggling dicks do not mock my high school cover band
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Hammer of the Witches...ifyaknowwaddImean. 
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i go to grab my replacement dick however i place it directly above my butt. the witch nods approvingly.
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It's actually cool & good to have a detachable penis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc |
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O dick, where is thy sting? O balls, where is thy victory?
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:O dick, where is thy sting? i've been meaning to talk to my doctor about that 
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When a witch is about to die, according to informant (8) [of the Canadian community of ethnic Kashubs], she passes on her devil to a new witch, frequently a relative, thereby creating whole families of witches. One initiates another. It is not possible to become a witch simply by abjuring God, as was the case in Europe. The method of implantation is a blow on the shoulder. It is usually delivered upon entering or leaving church, never inside during the service. Since the church is the center of communal activity, it provides the witch with easy access to her intended victim. The antidote to such a hex is an immediate answering blow on the shoulder of the witch, in hopes that the devil will return to its owner. On Sunday morning such doings provide a spectacle of unusual aggressiveness on the part of otherwise docile old ladies. ---------------- |
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mom said if i want to dance with the witches at the legion i have to maintain a 1 foot gap between our bodies but i can't figure out where i'm supposed to put my hands because of all the dicks
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for years long now the witches of the local covens have desired my parts for their workings. my sinews, bones, blood and fat would be a bounty of untold power. thus i live on the run, ever hounded by the enchanting orbs, above and front, below and behind. their hair dances in the moonlight, skyclad riding wolves, they chase me. i gird myself in iron, and sharpen my blade. i hide within the forest, live as the bear itself. in time their cackles and howls grow faint. perhaps, i hope, i am safe.
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Heather Papps posted:for years long now the witches of the local covens have desired my parts for their workings. my sinews, bones, blood and fat would be a bounty of untold power. thus i live on the run, ever hounded by the enchanting orbs, above and front, below and behind. their hair dances in the moonlight, skyclad riding wolves, they chase me. 
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me: evanora the dick soup is cold evanora: it's dick gazpacho me: ah
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nut posted:me: evanora the dick soup is cold |
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nut posted:mom said if i want to dance with the witches at the legion i have to maintain a 1 foot gap between our bodies but i can't figure out where i'm supposed to put my hands because of all the dicks
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Manifisto posted:what, then, are we to think of those who kept a literal box of dicks and did not share it with us? is not a box of dicks a shared resource, nay, a fundamental right, a natural monopoly, a resource of the people rather than the property of one selfish soul? had I a box (or bag, or other container) of dicks, rest assured I would distribute their bounty far and wide, for the world has a right to the benefits thereof. dicktatorship of the proletariat. |
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i flunked out posted:dicktatorship of the proletariat. |
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i flunked out posted:dicktatorship of the proletariat. nut posted:me: evanora the dick soup is cold dick tater soup of the proletariat
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nut posted:mom said if i want to dance with the witches at the legion i have to maintain a 1 foot gap between our bodies but i can't figure out where i'm supposed to put my hands because of all the dicks you gotta find the balls first |
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it's the gentlemanly way to start with the balls |
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nut posted:me: evanora the dick soup is cold lmao
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A lover of hers went after another woman. With one word the witch transformed him into a beaver. Why a beaver? Because that animal in fear of captivity escapes its pursuers by biting off its own genitals, and she wanted the same fate to befall him likewise for having made love to this other woman.
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Bonaventure posted:A lover of hers went after another woman. With one word the witch transformed him into a beaver. Why a beaver? Because that animal in fear of captivity escapes its pursuers by biting off its own genitals, and she wanted the same fate to befall him likewise for having made love to this other woman. i knew a guy who did that once. cut his own nuts off and threw them at the cops to confuse and terrify them |
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Bonaventure posted:did it work? the cops loving bolted. it works guaranteed |
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Last time a buddy of mine was chased by the cops, he was able to lose them by ripping off his balls and throwing them down an alleyway. It's all in how you use 'em.
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my friend employs a detachable penis for that very reason. it was his second christmas wish after the tv
Too much is always not enough! |
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alexandriao posted:my friend employs a detachable penis for that very reason. it was his second christmas wish after the tv Is your friend King Missile? |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Is your friend King Missile? no he's queen icbm why |
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alexandriao posted:no he's queen icbm why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 |
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that was the joke 😅 |
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alexandriao posted:that was the joke 😅 Damnit |
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Karadzic says, "a witch has a kind of diabolic spirit within her which comes out of her during sleep, is transformed into a butterfly, a chicken or a turkey, and flies from house to house eating people, especially infants. Upon finding a sleeping person the witch strikes him with a twig on the left nipple, opens his chest, takes out and eats the heart. Afterwards, the chest grows together again. Some such victims die immediately. Others live on as long as was destined by the witch when she ate the heart."
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