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I think we would all like to make a little extra money for Christmas and Hanukkah and I don't think there's going to be any better way to do that than the famously profitable field of horses. We're going to need a couple thousand dollars but we should make that back pretty quickly in race winnings and what not. We should be planning on purchasing a horse who's fast and good at racing. A lot of people forget to look for that and that's why they lose money on horses. With a little goon know-how and other people's money I think we could have a Triple crown winner on our hands by next year.-
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A horse kicked me in the head when i was 4 years old which is why i am the way i am i find this very problematic
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Dec 12, 2019 22:29
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Sid Vicious posted:A horse kicked me in the head when i was 4 years old which is why i am the way i am i find this very problematic We're going to be charging 100 a pop for kicking-in-the-head services so I'm appalled you got a service like that for free.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:30
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can we get a cow instead im thirsty is horse milk a thing???
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Dec 12, 2019 22:31
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:We're going to be charging 100 a pop for kicking-in-the-head services so I'm appalled you got a service like that for free. And now the Canadian government pays me for my dumb brains every month it's win win
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Dec 12, 2019 22:31
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numberoneposter posted:can we get a cow instead im thirsty I disagree. We should get the milk for free instead.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:32
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We're gonna need to (rather quickly) hash out the details of how we're going to fund and acquire and race a horse if the goal is more money in our pockets for Christmas. I'm not saying it can't be done in 13 days but we need to hustle. First thing we need is a jockey, who's short? Come forward goon manlets. It can't be me I'm 6'2 
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Dec 12, 2019 22:33
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:We're gonna need to (rather quickly) hash out the details of how we're going to fund and acquire and race a horse if the goal is more money in our pockets for Christmas. I'm not saying it can't be done in 13 days but we need to hustle. I was thinking we would just cut off someones shins like in King of the Hill
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Dec 12, 2019 22:35
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we should work on a name
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Dec 12, 2019 22:36
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I'm not investing in anything that suffers death via ant thoughts.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:37
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numberoneposter posted:we should work on a name Where's the Ring
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Dec 12, 2019 22:38
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we definitely need HORSE ARMOR 
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Dec 12, 2019 22:40
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I was thinking we would just cut off someones shins like in King of the Hill Any small child can be strapped into a horse. It's a dream come true, they love it.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:41
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We're gonna need to source the tiniest goon we can find to ride the horse.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:41
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I was thinking we would just cut off someones shins like in King of the Hill cut off the thighs and reattach the shins, dingus, thighs are heavier
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Dec 12, 2019 22:42
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Does anyone know if the racing commission allows centaurs? I just don't want the extra labor cost of a jockey.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:42
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Gonna guess no on centaurs, if they were legal everyone would be using them already.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:45
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Sid Vicious posted:And now the Canadian government pays me for my dumb brains every month it's win win MY TAXES! Necros posted:We're gonna need to source the tiniest goon we can find to ride the horse. *raises paw*
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Dec 12, 2019 22:45
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help i swallowed a fly, a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, and a cow, but my problems are doing nothing but compounding! i need something more!
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Dec 12, 2019 22:46
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MakaVillian posted:MY TAXES! Your taxes pay my. Rent and i thsnk. You for it
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Dec 12, 2019 22:46
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whatever you do dont look at its mouth
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Dec 12, 2019 22:47
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We should first buy an island to keep the horse on.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:49
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Let's buy a boat instead.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:50
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my dog died im sad posted:Let's buy a boat instead. I don't think we're ready for that level of profitability
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Dec 12, 2019 22:53
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horses float any ways big lungsacks
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Dec 12, 2019 22:54
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We'll need to tap into TCC's vast knowledge of undetectable cutting edge designer stimulants if we're going to have any hope of winning the triple crown
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Dec 12, 2019 22:54
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If we're going to start a side hustle it should be a restaurant so that we have a fall-back if the horse dies
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Dec 12, 2019 22:54
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We're buying a bar!
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Dec 12, 2019 22:55
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There are still wild horses in the midwest. We should capture a horse instead of paying for something you can get for free.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:57
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if you own a horse you are allowed to let it piss and poo poo anywhere it wants and you dont have to clean it up i know this from seeing horses on the trails around here pooping and making GBS threads all over the place
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Dec 12, 2019 22:58
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Schweinhund posted:There are still wild horses in the midwest. We should capture a horse instead of paying for something you can get for free. I live in Kentucky and if you drive around you'll see horse farms just leave horses on the side of the road for trash pick-up. My friend says they usually have bedbugs though
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Dec 12, 2019 22:59
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We can keep it out back behind Shamino's coffee shop.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:59
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numberoneposter posted:horses float any ways A boat you have to feed.
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Dec 12, 2019 22:59
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Schweinhund posted:There are still wild horses in the midwest. We should capture a horse instead of paying for something you can get for free. Thoroughbred racehorses, by definition, are inbred from a closed gene pool that has had no new input since the 1800s when some assholes who didn't understand biology decided that the horse was finished. Unfortunately this is very easy to test for.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:00
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We could save a good 50% off if we just get a zebra and paint it one color. 100% if my friend at the zoo remembers to "forget" to lock the gate.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:03
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Let's get into a Quiznos franchise!
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Dec 12, 2019 23:23
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I actually like Quiznos and I'm sad it's doing badly and becoming increasingly hard to find. A large traditional on wheat with double meat/cheese rules. I particularly like what the black olives bring to the table.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:25
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I thought it was almost all gone. Didn't people go to jail over how exploitative their franchise model was? Maybe I'm misremembering.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:27
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numberoneposter posted:we should work on a name Goverhorse
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Nah Quiznos is still a thing but barely and there isn't one anywhere near me it sucks.
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