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Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
Death Stranding would be fine as a winner too.


Death Stranding
Sekiro
Devil May Cry 5
Outer Wilds
Control

And many other greats games.

This year owned

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Azathoth256
Mar 30, 2010
The only thing worth watching was the untitled goose muppet.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

2019 was a bad year for gaming.

cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea

Sydin posted:

lol they actually ended it with the loving Xbox 360-looking movie tie in game.

lol.

It's loving wild. I wonder if vin's legal team or the f&f budget had anything to do with them getting top billing...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Neo_Crimson posted:

loving Sekiro? What?

EDIT: Like it's a good game, but what??

This, with the three opponents labeled "Death Stranding", "Control", and "Resident Evil 2"
https://twitter.com/SunhiLegend/status/1113943818519437312

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Azathoth256 posted:

The only thing worth watching was the untitled goose muppet.

That was a fantastic joke.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Fojar38 posted:

the end was so sudden too it was like "okay this is obviously a fakeout for a smash reveal lol I'm ready" and then the stream went offline

The overall pacing was terrible. That weird slow burn awkward start, then it went back to the logo, and then it started with music before Geoff ever came out?

And then we end with F&F lovely announcement, Sekiro wins, CUT TO BLACK.

That was some Sopranos Finale poo poo.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Ulio posted:

Sekiro, DMC5, Disco Elysium and Death Stranding all won some big awards, so can't be mad.

Same.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

im glad i just turned this on for the last 8 minutes so I could see the ps2 fast furious remaster and some awkward singing and the best game actually win

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Brother Entropy posted:

i hope you're all prepared to see for the next few days internet weirdos mad that they're gonna have to wait an extra couple of weeks to find out the next smash character they'll never actually play

some of them will be on this very subforum!

I want the smash reveal arguing to end at this point. I'm sick of it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the biggest thing of the night was a ff7 trailer in the preshow and 5 minutes of muppet shenanigans

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That was like 80% total white noise

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Cipher Pol 9
Oct 9, 2006


SeANMcBAY posted:

Oh my loving god. I can’t believe how bad that was.
It was truly loving awful

BRAVELY was wonderful and NMH3 was great but that was like 5 worthwhile minutes in a 3 hour poo poo show

And then the end was just as abrupt as 90% of the awards. Just welp it's over bye. How can a show be so badly produced?

EDIT: Muppets were good too. 10 minutes then.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


gently caress it, we're getting Bravely 2. Good enough.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
The youtube chat is going nuts over lack of smash

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

https://twitter.com/tathunari/status/1204730489711390720

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

❌ bayonetta 3
❌ sonic
❌ mother 3
❌ sound mixing
❌ hideki kamiya
❌ bloodborne 2
❌ smash char reveal
✔️ xbox sex
✔️ bravely default 2
✔️ beaker

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Ghost Leviathan posted:

That was like 80% total white noise

Yeah and the awards show had a lot of filler too!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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reminder that fortnite beat ffxiv for best ongoing game

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

beep by grandpa posted:

❌ bayonetta 3
❌ sonic
❌ sound mixing
❌ hideki kamiya
❌ bloodborne 2
❌ smash char reveal
✔️ xbox sex
✔️ bravely default 2
✔️ beaker

:yeah:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Grapplejack posted:

I want the smash reveal arguing to end at this point. I'm sick of it.

it will never end

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Kojima won best ” directed” game, geoff knows exactly what he's doing

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge
The best trailer was NMHIII and they skimmed it during the loving pre-show

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

beep by grandpa posted:

❌ bayonetta 3
❌ sonic
❌ mother 3
❌ sound mixing
❌ hideki kamiya
❌ bloodborne 2
❌ smash char reveal
✔️ xbox sex
✔️ bravely default 2
✔️ beaker

sorry that you do not get to gently caress

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
So far as I can tell the most successful game at the awards was....Disco Elysium, so gently caress it. If it gets even a single person to play that rad game it's worth it.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/chlvdine/status/1205340339646730240

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Relax Or DIE posted:

sorry that you do not get to gently caress

if a new sonic got announced the forthcoming blessed sex would have been the 2nd best part of my night ... sigh

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Problematic when the best part of your award show is a Muppet's bit

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
fortnite

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
In my heart I know that Bloodborne 2 will be announce for the PS5 next year

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Fojar38 posted:

i sat through three hours of this because I'm the stupidest fucker on the planet

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

ZZZorcerer posted:

In my heart I know that Bloodborne 2 will be announce for the PS5 next year

same but i'll be saying this for the next 70 years

Hiro Protagonist
Oct 25, 2010

Last of the freelance hackers and
Greatest swordfighter in the world
I'm excited Ghosts of Tsushima isn't dead. Aaaaaaaaaaand...that's about it.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

goodnight everyone

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
I thought the content was okay. I'm reinvigorated for Ori: Will of the Wisps and the FF7 remake. Weird West and Ghosts of Tsushima will be completely up my alley, I can guarantee it.

Tentatively interested in the Playerunknown's prologue thing.

On a separate note, March will completely destroy me.

f#a# fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Dec 13, 2019

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


god, they seriously ended it on that lovely looking fast and the furious game lmfao

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Pollyanna posted:

gently caress it, we're getting Bravely 2. Good enough.

:hai:

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Here was the best gaming tweet:

https://twitter.com/YTSunnys/status/1150872752414498816?s=19

That's at least better than some of those repeated ads throughout the show.

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I didn’t like Sekiro that much. The world design wasn’t as interesting as Souls games.

Smash, RE2 or Death Stranding should have took it.

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