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Manifisto posted:

mpm (margaritas per minute)

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:28

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:27

Chevy Slyme: We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Barking Gecko posted:

Do you have stairs in your house?

I am protected

# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:44

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

a whole bunch of slurs, but ironically(ish)

# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:45

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

owlhawk911 posted:

electricity = fire and you take it from there. it's really easy, electricity is just "the secret fire". fire brought under man's control, to do his bidding. fire that hides in the smallest places concealing enough strength to give or take life (defibrillators) or move a car (electric cars)

Something something twin peaks

# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:48

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

The Clowner posted:

Something something twin peaks

Through the darkness of future's past,
The Electrician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds...
"OH poo poo PLASMA ARC"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Nikola Tesla: I have no idea what this is going to look like but the mathematics were pretty drat awesome looking! **flicks switch**

# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

robe and wizard hat

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:00

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

small bart

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:01

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Bonaventure posted:

small bart

m-mods?!?

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:02

ulvir

Bonaventure posted:

small bart

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:11

ulvir

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:13

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

magic cactus posted:

Through the darkness of future's past,
The Electrician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds...
"OH poo poo PLASMA ARC"

I was thinking more along the lines of hawk's map, but that works too lol

I just went on a twin peaks binge so bear with me here

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:15

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

all your base

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:23

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

are belong to us

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:23

ulvir

five golden manbabies

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:24

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

someone post that pic with the frog pillow

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:29

ulvir

the real internet archive know your meme got you covered https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/379694-get-out-frog-frogout-me-obrigue

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:32

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

Heather Papps posted:

someone post that pic with the frog pillow

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:33

ulvir

Bonaventure posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

ulvir posted:

the real internet archive know your meme got you covered https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/379694-get-out-frog-frogout-me-obrigue

hahaha yeah

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:42

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kirk johnson

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:46

ulvir

i remember goons managed to piss off some somewhat famous TV-conman several years ago, to the point of him having a normal one live, does anyone remember what that was about

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:50

ulvir

not as epic ftw as when renowned director Uwe Boll challenged lowtax to a boxing match

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:51

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ulvir posted:

not as epic ftw as when renowned director Uwe Boll challenged lowtax to a boxing match

good times. rip lowtax' spine tho

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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:58

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

ulvir posted:

i remember goons managed to piss off some somewhat famous TV-conman several years ago, to the point of him having a normal one live, does anyone remember what that was about

[holds head, as if a psychic receiving terrible visions]

the toilet man, the man who flushed the toilet, yes; his name, his name is in the emoticon for it, his name is-- it's--!!!

:george: