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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going fast

skis, bikes, cars

that sensation of commitment to going fast and being at the mercy of physics

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underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Apexing a turn just right and having the adrenaline hit your brain is fantastic

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I was in bed and had an itch on my bhole and went to town scratching it and I swear my eyeballs just about rolled out my head

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Eata da pizza :discourse:

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Taking a hot shower

Taking a hot shower but now I'm stoned af

Settling into my favorite chair and going to town on a book/Nintendo

That first drink of water after I wake up dehydrated and I can *hear* my sinuses reopening.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
wake

bake

eggs and bacon

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

underage at the vape shop posted:

Apexing a turn just right and having the adrenaline hit your brain is fantastic
Equally exciting but in the fear of death kind of way is when you gently caress it up and put yourself in the ditch. I've over cooked it on pretty much everything I've ever driven.

My most recent crash was on my Cervelo R5 bicycle and I tried take a right hand downhill slight hairpin corner at like 50 kph. All was going according to plan until the apex that I chose was just full of that tiny gravel that accumulates at the side of the road.

I low sided and hit the deck almost instantly and slid my body and brand new racing bike across the entire road. I was riding really well that day and kept pushing the cornering and my hubris got the better of me. Bike got some scuffs, my skin got some road rash, but since I realized exactly how I hosed up even while the crash was happening it was more of a learning experience than a confidence hit if that makes any sense.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Dec 14, 2019

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Slowly sinking down into a bath, letting the warm water envelop my face as it slides over my nose and mouth, and I open my eyes underwater waiting for the sweet release of death, the sounds of Linkin Park blasting through my phone and my family banging on the locked bathroom door screaming at me

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Milo and POTUS posted:

I was in bed and had an itch on my bhole and went to town scratching it and I swear my eyeballs just about rolled out my head

think you might have gone a bit too deep friend

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Clean sheets

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.

underage at the vape shop posted:

Apexing a turn just right and having the adrenaline hit your brain is fantastic

Pushing down on ramp while riding a bmx or skating.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.
The smell of frying onion and garlic.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Sneezes. But only good ones.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I tried to think of some more but I can't, I loathe having a physical body and I despise living in a reality where a physical body is required. Dose me with psychedelics until I'm like Matango.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

underage at the vape shop posted:

sex dick vagina boobs butt masturbating im funny and original OP

Touching boobs owns, and I will not compromise my convictions, OP

I also love jumping into an ice cold pool on a hot day. That shock of one temperature extreme to another is probably the safest adrenaline rush there is.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Sometimes the barrel hits one of my fillings and I almost pull that trigger.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Seeing the piss yellow of someone quoting me on the Something Awful (tm) Forums

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Who What Now posted:

Touching boobs owns, and I will not compromise my convictions, OP

I also love jumping into an ice cold pool on a hot day. That shock of one temperature extreme to another is probably the safest adrenaline rush there is.

What happens if you jump into a red hot pool on an ice cold day?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Seeing the piss yellow of someone quoting me on the Something Awful (tm) Forums

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Stepping out of a hot shower after spending all day in the ocean

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Getting punched in the calves. I can't explain it.

Like that vigorous chopping motion you get during a massage but with fists. My calves can take it

Edit: I get my wife to slam her heel down on the back of my legs. gently caress i can't get enough.

It's not sexual at all btw

SpaceAceJase fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Dec 15, 2019

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Dell_Zincht posted:

What happens if you jump into a red hot pool on an ice cold day?

my dude, hot tubs

e: hot springs, the cause of an endless torrent of anime hijinks

my point is, others seem to dig it :shrug:

to contribute: flotation. letting the water hold up my fat rear end for a change feels real nice, ime

ee:

numberoneposter posted:

going fast

skis, bikes, cars

that sensation of commitment to going fast and being at the mercy of physics

you ever ride any rollercoasters? I’ve only ever done it a handful of times but rules for a lot of the same reasons you’re listing here

roller coaster rides: also a really neat series of sensations

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Dec 15, 2019

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
slamming my dick and balls in a car door

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

numberoneposter posted:

Equally exciting but in the fear of death kind of way is when you gently caress it up and put yourself in the ditch. I've over cooked it on pretty much everything I've ever driven.

My most recent crash was on my Cervelo R5 bicycle and I tried take a right hand downhill slight hairpin corner at like 50 kph. All was going according to plan until the apex that I chose was just full of that tiny gravel that accumulates at the side of the road.

I low sided and hit the deck almost instantly and slid my body and brand new racing bike across the entire road. I was riding really well that day and kept pushing the cornering and my hubris got the better of me. Bike got some scuffs, my skin got some road rash, but since I realized exactly how I hosed up even while the crash was happening it was more of a learning experience than a confidence hit if that makes any sense.

i hope to never hit a ditch but im glad you are okay

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Cubone posted:

KICKIN rear end AND SUCKIN DICK AND KISSIN rear end AND GETTIN KICKED
this was my finest work you philistines

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Nose sneezes after drinking Orangina.

When the water dribbles down my ear about half an hour after swimming.

When you begin to feel Ibuprofen start to work for a headache.

The day after a hangover.

Being satisfied after eating but not in any way stuffed.

Hawking up a tonsil stone.

Finally clearing my nose is a huge bit of snot sheet blowing 20 loving times.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Getting kicked out of a slow, but moving car by a smoking hot goth who throws a bottle at my head as I lie on the pavement. I can't get off otherwise.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Eating food that I really like. Biting into it, chewing it etc

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Yeah, that’s the stuff :jecht:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cubone posted:

this was my finest work you philistines

i laffed

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Benny Harvey posted:


Hawking up a tonsil stone.

I hate these drat things but I will admit that feeling is satisfying

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Getting my nuts licked

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
The feeling you get in your balls when you go over the big drop on a rollercoaster, and you throw your arms up and go "my balllllsss!!!".

That thing that everybody does ya know.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Getting that out-poking nose hair that turns out to be like 1½ cm long and it feels like you pulled it out from the bottom of your eye god drat.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
putting my dick between a set of big squishy boobs and cumming all over them

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Busting in my girl

My girl busting and having her cum drip down my balls

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Jerry Cotton posted:

Getting that out-poking nose hair that turns out to be like 1½ cm long and it feels like you pulled it out from the bottom of your eye god drat.

Plucking that one really ridiculously long eyebrow hair that grows on my left eyebrow. I forgot about it thanks for reminding me

meat glitter
Nov 12, 2019


meat glitter posted:

peeling off a face mask
drunk peeing
the water thingy they use at the dentist in your mouth
taking your hair out of a bun or ponytail after it's been up all day
turquoise

forgot one: pounding ICE COLD grapefruit juice

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
telling the OP to suck my goddamn scrotum
OP suck my goddamn scrotum

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