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Wow I can't believe your brother would do that to you
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The burning is probably un-neutralized stomach acid. Sorry OP, but you're literally digesting your own butthole. Try shoving some TUMS up your rear end.
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Dec 13, 2019 17:32
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i love metamucil. i've been using it since i was a kid. it owns.
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Dec 15, 2019 02:13
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In the case of spicy b-hole-itis I like to hold my rear end open directly towards the brisk winter wind, sometimes even fart a big RIIIIICOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAA sounding fart.
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Dec 15, 2019 02:41
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Hire someone to soothe it with their tongue.
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Dec 15, 2019 02:43
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I had thai food on Friday let me tell you about a spicy butthole.
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Dec 15, 2019 02:49
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Put it back up there, fight fire with fire.
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Dec 15, 2019 03:02
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Oh applewhite you are always having hyjinks
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bird with big dick posted:what if my dooks are too soft and I'd like them to be a little harder, is there some sort of anti-metamucil? Should I drink less water? Try opiates.
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Dec 15, 2019 03:07
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laughin real hard at the idea of getting a spicy butthole from chili flakes just lol
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Dec 15, 2019 03:15
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I got a (jalapeno?) summer sausage type thing I thought this year but maybe last year, anyway a few weeks ago I had some wheat thins and remembered the sausage and thought it could make wheat thin crackers less boring. The exp date said march 2019 and I thought "that cant be right" and ate it anyway, but it was right. Within 5 hours I was dying at both ends. Exhausting. But I survived. Thanks for letting me share this story unprompted, I hope your pain passes soon like the red pepper flakes in your intestines/feces.
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Dec 15, 2019 03:18
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The only thing that can counter a bad butthole with the spicy is a good butthole with the spicy
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Dec 15, 2019 03:50
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Milk counteracts burning from curry, so get a can of whipped cream and spray it right up your bunghole.
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Dec 15, 2019 04:00
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Rub cooling menthol on your butt hole for a cooling treat
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Dec 15, 2019 04:03
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I've tried the insoluble fiber and I just can't get it down but I'm having improved poops with soluble fiber
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Dec 15, 2019 04:13
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Chinatown posted:laughin real hard at the idea of getting a spicy butthole from chili flakes just lol Seriously, I don’t get ring sting from anything milder than ghost pepper sauces these days.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:01
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Applewhite posted:Whoo boy that Jalapeno ice cream is kicking in. Jiminy Crickets! Sorry about your butthole OP but I wanted to say I hope you bring “Jiminy Crickets” back as an expletive. It’s sorely underused.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:04
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Toughen up your butthole by punching it repeatedly.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:05
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Oh hey doesn’t citrus also counteract this? Margarita enema OP, stat.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:09
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squirrelzipper posted:Sorry about your butthole OP but I wanted to say I hope you bring “Jiminy Crickets” back as an expletive. It’s sorely underused. I also say "jeepers!" IRL.
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Dec 15, 2019 06:19
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Do a ranch dressing enema. It's basically the opposite of eating spicy flakes so it will cancel that right out.
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numberoneposter posted:I had thai food on Friday let me tell you about a spicy butthole. I got "spicy" heat level yellow curry on friday from my local really good thai place and while delicious, this weekend has been an adventure lol My favorite ramen shop does a spicy miso ramen I always order "super hot" because it tastes amazing that way, but oh my god the aftermath. RIP my bowels (literally and figuratively)
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Dec 15, 2019 12:10
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*sniiiiffs* Checks out
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Dec 15, 2019 12:23
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Thanks OP for reminding of this cartoon and for giving me a chance to post it again.
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Dec 15, 2019 13:46
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Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Dec 15, 2019 |
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Dec 15, 2019 13:55
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Chinatown posted:laughin real hard at the idea of getting a spicy butthole from chili flakes just lol Sometimes you can eat a bowl of super hot black vindaloo with no ill effects. Sometimes you get the spicy butthole from some chili flakes. The spicy butthole is a whimsical thing.
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Dec 15, 2019 14:08
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To me, the most truly blessed experience is eating a pile of spicy firey stuff thinking "I'm going to pay dearly for this" but when that time comes there is NO BURN, perplexing and amazing like all miracles
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If you want your belly to get bloated and fart a lot I suggest metamucil. Your poo poo will be like squid. So much for eating like a victim of health foods, too much. Because the seeds come out the same it going in.
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Dec 15, 2019 21:54
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Dell_Zincht posted:You can get hemorrhoids at any age dude Yup, first time I ever had rhoids was in 7th grade after carrying the bass drum in the local Christmas parade, thought I just had hella rear end sweat but I was in that Sears bathroom wiping blood from my crack for at least 10 minutes yo.
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Dec 15, 2019 23:09
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Shove a popsicle up yo butt
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Dec 16, 2019 00:02
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OP I cant go any spicier than a piece of celery, youre a maniac!
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Dec 16, 2019 00:06
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Do it ironically posted:OP I cant go any spicier than a piece of celery, youre a maniac! I can’t help myself. Spicy foods are just too tempting!
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Dec 16, 2019 02:40
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I had two packets of Fire sauce with my seven layer burrito and I’ve been making GBS threads uncontrollably for 6 hours and my anus is on fire and I’ve already called in sick to work tomorrow.
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Dec 16, 2019 03:03
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The Dregs posted:Sometimes you can eat a bowl of super hot black vindaloo with no ill effects. Sometimes you get the spicy butthole from some chili flakes. The spicy butthole is a whimsical thing. Spicy curry almost never (if ever) gives me the spicy butthole. Regular ol' chili flakes do it for me almost every time. It's weird.
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Dec 16, 2019 03:09
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I think spicy butthole is good, it is a true representation of the effervescence of the human experience
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Dec 16, 2019 03:16
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It's because the chili flakes don't digest and stick. I have impaired breathing in my right lung from when some when down the wrong pipe and stuck their for most of the week before I finally horked them out on a pat of lung butter, that was ~20 years ago.
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Dec 16, 2019 03:17
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Brute Hole Force posted:It's because the chili flakes don't digest and stick. Yowza wowza! Glad you told me this before I lit up this hand-rolled chili flake cigarette I was about to smoke.
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Dec 16, 2019 03:35
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Man nothing is worse than the post eating gurgles that seem to occur below your belly button. Their gurgles tell of the toilet wars to come...
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Dec 16, 2019 03:38
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Habanero seems to maintain its burning power nearly unchecked from mouth to butthole. Other peppers seem to dissipate as they digest.
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They say a Squatty Potty is good for preventing hemorrhoids, but I say gently caress that. I'm not putting some little step stool in the bathroom like I'm a toddler that can't reach the bowl. I just sit on the throne and pull my knees into my chest like I'm doing a cannonball and let my stool gently glide out like God intended. Well, that's my poop story. Thanks for listening and God bless.
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