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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
An eagle attacked an octopus trying to eat it, the octopus responds by grabbing the loving bird and trying to drown it, and some rear end in a top hat fisherman comes by and decides to save the "innocent" eagle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9X5G9NSEHk

That octopus is owed an apology and should be allowed to eat the eagle it deservedly captured, and maybe the fisherman for intervening.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Where's the middle 95% of the video? These shitbags edited out them murdering an octopus, didn't they?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Octopuses can't be murdered, they can only die through suicide.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
that fisherman also ripped off part of the poor octopus arm at the end

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
what the gently caress. is the eagle bait? this is so hosed up

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
by "tried to attack it" i think they mean "flailed helplessly while held in a harness at the end of a pole over water" am i tripping wtf

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Bald eagles are gigantic pieces of poo poo

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
isnt pretty much any hungry animal

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Bald eagles are gigantic pieces of poo poo

Who could have chosen a more appropriate national bird for the US?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The octopus had a gun

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006

that eagle, much like the country that has said bird as a national bird, deserves to be drowned by a giant octopus

:cthulhu:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

Bald eagles are gigantic pieces of poo poo

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
The octopus was no angel

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
That fisherman really hosed up by stealing that cephalopod’s kill like that. Years from now he will die in his sleep of asphyxiation and the coroner will report strange sucker-shaped marks on his face and beak-shaped tears in his sheets. Don’t gently caress with the Giant Pacific Octopus, or as we Washingtonians call it the Murder Machine of The Deep.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I hope Cthulhu kills him through the terlet

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


as a professional eagleman, I can confirm this is bullshit.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Air breathers should support fellow air breathers.

gently caress that octopus

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

:911:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Thesaurus posted:

Air breathers should support fellow air breathers.

gently caress that octopus

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Don't worry. Cephalopods will have their time soon.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Milo and POTUS posted:

Bald eagles are gigantic pieces of poo poo

There are a ton of them here where I live and visitors are always amazed at their majestic beauty until you remind them that they are just basically big rear end trashbirds that live off spoils of harder working more proficient birds .

:911:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




they're missing out on some medieval feasting by not letting the octopus eat the eagle and then cooking the octopus for some delicious animal inside animal meat

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Please do not eat the octopus

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Whenever you eat an octopus, there's an octopus living inside your skeleton playing the xylophone with your rib cage.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Ben Franklin was right, national bird shoulda been the turkey

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

super macho dude posted:

There are a ton of them here where I live and visitors are always amazed at their majestic beauty until you remind them that they are just basically big rear end trashbirds that live off spoils of harder working more proficient birds .

:911:

truly the all american bird

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
That video was boring as hell considering the title, I wanted to see that cool octopus kill the eagle

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Tom Gorman posted:

Ben Franklin was right, national bird shoulda been the turkey

There is a lot to be disappointed with in the USA but this is one I always think about. It should have been the turkey and Ben was totally right. :colbert:

Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
The eagle is an idiot just like all birds and I wish the octopus had killed the fishermen for their insolent interference bullshit

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Why would you ever stop animals from eating one another

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Who What Now posted:

Why would you ever stop animals from eating one another

Humans are dumb. If that eagle did end up eating the octopus, I doubt the fisherman would've tried to stop the eagle from doing so!

It has the advantage of flight, for gently caress's sake. Give the octopus its win here.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There's something real wrong about fish or other underwater creatures eating birds.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Great, now the eagle can go and spread its dumb genes to the local genepool.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
It was right to side with the bird since it's a vertebrate like us.

As the old saying goes: with my brother, against my cousin. With my cousin, against the stranger.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Tom Gorman posted:

Ben Franklin was right, national bird shoulda been the turkey

Turkeys are dumb as gently caress

The only reason they live is because they have amazing eyesight and are scared of everything

just big forest chickens

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
vertebrates > invertebrates

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
One of these animals will be ruling over us in a hundred years, and it sure won't be the birds dumb enough to get eaten by water life.

I pledge my fealty to my octopus overlords.

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Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420
if there's ever a helter skelter between octopoda and humans, I am down for the octopoda cause

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