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Tell me about your toilet, how does it look, how does it smell, pics welcome!
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Dec 13, 2019 22:42
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The handle's all messed up - sometimes, after flushing, it does not go back up!
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Dec 13, 2019 22:43
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Edward Mass posted:The handle's all messed up - sometimes, after flushing, it does not go back up! Try to spray some cooking oil on that fucker
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Dec 13, 2019 22:45
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All of my toilets have poo poo permanently spackled to the back of the bowl so my wife tells me I can only poo poo one one of them now
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Dec 13, 2019 22:45
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piss poo poo cum lmao
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Dec 13, 2019 22:45
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It's a toilet and I added a bidet attachment op It's good for making GBS threads and pissing in and cleaning my butthole
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Dec 13, 2019 22:45
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 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 13, 2019 22:47
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It's white. And shiny. I can't think of anything else to say about it, sorry. Oh yeah: It does NOT have a freaky German poop shelf. Very important.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:48
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Despite replacing the tank... guts - bits - flappy doo and toilet ballsack - whatever the gently caress that's all called, three times in as many years the tank will still not fill whenever the hell it feels like. If I wasn't renting and I'd just haul it outside, smash that bitch with a sledge hammer, piss and poo poo straight in to the pipe and clear it with a hose run from the sink.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:51
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I have puked in two out of three toilets in my house. That's right, I have three toilets  They also clog easily due to medium size dumps.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:53
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I have face to face toilets but nobody will poop with me.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:56
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Our toilet is more of an oval than round. It had a slow close lid, a top button (opposed to lever) and a high pressure flush. The downstairs toilet is also an oval, heavy seat, lever flush, and a crazy high pressure flush.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:58
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i have a regular toilet with one of the bidet attachments and when you put it on self-clean all I think it does is spray mold spores everywhere because if you wanna clean it you have to get in there with a toothbrush
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Dec 13, 2019 22:59
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me your dad posted:I have puked in two out of three toilets in my house. Jesus christ. How big is your house ??
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Dec 13, 2019 22:59
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Round toilets suck anyway, elongated is objectively better.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:59
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serious norman posted:Jesus christ. How big is your house ?? Three big.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:00
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My roommates kitten paws under the door when I let a stinker out!
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Dec 13, 2019 23:18
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It takes a lot of abuse OP. Someone should probably do something, but my neighbors know well enough to stay out of it.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:20
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im a toilet
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Dec 13, 2019 23:20
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Pretty standard piece of kit. However, I have opted for a wooden seat/lid because I am a distinguished gentleman of character
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Dec 13, 2019 23:25
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This is my toilet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My toilet is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my toilet is useless. Without my toilet, I am useless. I must fire into my toilet true. I must poop straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must poop him before he poops me. I will ...
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Dec 13, 2019 23:27
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If you don't have a no-slam seat installed that lets itself down slowly 
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Dec 13, 2019 23:27
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Which one? We have 3. Downstairs is just a toilet w/ elongated seat and bidet. The handle is a bit wonky sometimes but it works. The master bath just has an old round toilet. My gf added some weird LED thing to it so if she goes at night it lights up. The upstairs bath has a round toilet with a bidet. And the handle needs to be lifted after flushing otherwise it runs forever. That bidet seat (called a washlet) is a bit goofy. Sometimes the seat doesn't warm properly.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:31
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My toilet is so powerful I could flush a watermelon.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:32
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serious norman posted:Tell me about your toilet, how does it look, how does it smell, pics welcome! It looks like your toilet OP. Exactly like your toilet. Like, down to the last detail. I poo poo in your toilet.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:45
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old man take a look at my john its a lot like yours is
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Dec 13, 2019 23:50
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My toilet has a fancy rocker flush thing that can be pressed on the left side for a small flush (pee) and on the right for a large flush (poo), but it doesn't work and if it's let go after being pressed from either side it'll immediately stop flushing. So it needs to be manually held down for the appropriate flush duration, and it doesn't matter which side you press. I am renting and can't be bothered to ask anyone to fix it.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:53
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zaepg posted:My roommates kitten paws under the door when I let a stinker out! does he do the same when you post?
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Dec 13, 2019 23:54
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:My toilet has a fancy rocker flush thing that can be pressed on the left side for a small flush (pee) and on the right for a large flush (poo), but it doesn't work and if it's let go after being pressed from either side it'll immediately stop flushing. So it needs to be manually held down for the appropriate flush duration, and it doesn't matter which side you press. are you me?
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Dec 13, 2019 23:54
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It is a small shack above a hole in the ground. Honky Dong Country posted:I have face to face toilets but nobody will poop with me. I'm going to be building a new one soon and I think I might make it a side by side double pooper.
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Dec 14, 2019 00:05
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Tony Snark posted:Despite replacing the tank... guts - bits - flappy doo and toilet ballsack - whatever the gently caress that's all called, three times in as many years the tank will still not fill whenever the hell it feels like. The word you are looking for is ballcock
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Dec 14, 2019 00:21
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There are absolutely no mushrooms growing from under, over or out of the toilet. In fact there are no mushrooms anywhere in the vicinity. Just wanted to get this out of the way, thanks!
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Dec 14, 2019 00:35
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yeah thats black mold it killed the shrooms
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Dec 14, 2019 00:41
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Cold
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Dec 14, 2019 00:43
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A few minutes ago my toilet was filled with poo poo. It has since been flushed and I have resumed metaphorically making GBS threads all over the forums.
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Dec 14, 2019 00:45
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https://i.imgur.com/ULpI0Mm.gifv
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Dec 14, 2019 00:46
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Resting Lich Face posted:A few minutes ago my toilet was filled with poo poo. It has since been flushed and I have resumed metaphorically making GBS threads all over the forums. That's really cool
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Dec 14, 2019 00:47
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My life improved once we got the slow-close lid. Love that thing.
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Dec 14, 2019 00:52
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Toilets with threatening auras.
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i used to have a bidet (extremely uncommon where i live) but then i removed it because i didn't want guests to know i was deviantly cleaning my rear end in a top hat in a way they were not familiar with
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