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it's a toto unit with a bio bidet bb-1000 on it :themoreyouknowaboutwhatotherpostersbuttssiton:
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my office toilet has an extremely powerful jet flush. even my mightiest poops stand no chance.
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Chinatown posted:my office toilet has an extremely powerful jet flush. even my mightiest poops stand no chance. Same in my office. The one in the middle stall is so powerful that there’s some splash back and if you forget you get a nice Poseidon’s kiss
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Mozi posted:it's a toto unit with a bio bidet bb-1000 on it
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1redflag posted:This is my toilet. There are many like it, but this one is mine. This was some funny poo poo
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TenementFunster posted:did you have to put in an outlet? i was fortunate to have one in reach already but yeah one is necessary (gfci of course)
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dump bump for the smug pandemic bidet crew
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May 6, 2020 04:47
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Tastes better than yours
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May 6, 2020 04:47
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naem posted:I poop in there
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May 6, 2020 04:53
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I'm guessing it's from the 60's or 70's and it's pretty good! Sometimes the flapper gets stuck but no one's perfect.
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May 6, 2020 05:01
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I bought a poo poo-colored toilet so I never have to clean it.
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May 6, 2020 05:04
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OP is literally dead
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May 6, 2020 05:24
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I've been stuck away from home for two months now so I couldn't tell you what make it is but it's got a button flush that gets stuck sometimes and a piece of poo poo plastic seat that keeps coming loose and there's barely any space in my tiny rear end bathroom so my knees are almost touching the wall in front of me when I'm sitting on it but at least I have a bidet hose.
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May 6, 2020 05:27
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Here's my shitter OP. I hope this helps your thread.
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May 6, 2020 05:29
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Also even after nearly two years living in that place I somehow haven't learned that the lid isn't a slow-close so maybe half the time after I take my bleary eyed morning poo poo I startle the hell out of myself by dropping it and letting it go Thunk
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May 6, 2020 05:29
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We have two toilets. The upstairs toilet is a long oval, with a plastic lid. It's a top tank flush, with a short flush for pee and long flush for poop. The downstairs toilet is also a long oval, but has a standard porcelain seat. It has a standard handle with a high pressure flush. Our cat likes to hang out in when yuo're dooking in the downstairs (because her cat box is in that room) and she flips out when you flush because it;s so loud.
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May 6, 2020 05:36
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It doesnt refill now unless I tap some random part in the tank after each flush so I just leave the lid off and everyone hates it, except for me
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May 6, 2020 05:40
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Wifi Toilet posted:Here's my shitter OP. I hope this helps your thread. Dude, get some TP in there. Gross.
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May 6, 2020 05:41
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Number_6 posted:Dude, get some TP in there. Gross. THere's a shortage haven't you heard?
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May 6, 2020 05:43
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Number_6 posted:Dude, get some TP in there. Gross. Yeah, when the kleenex run out.
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May 6, 2020 05:43
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I greet my toilet every day with a friendly “Good morning, toilet! Fancy some turds?”
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May 6, 2020 05:48
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Number_6 posted:Dude, get some TP in there. Gross. I just took a dump and used the last of it, that's why the water's still swirling. You're welcome that I waited to snap the pic.
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Wifi Toilet posted:Here's my shitter OP. I hope this helps your thread. I rate it 1/5 flushes, I don't believe it has WiFi at all.
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Well op, you’re mother and I are in a very loving and caring relationship, and when two people love each other sometimes one of them declares “I want to eat all of your poo poo!”, so I typically wake her up in the morning with a mouth speculum and hover the “dangling participle” of my pungent, sweet dreams over her until her eyes crust open, then I drop my wooly mammoth pile directly down her throat while she mouths it down like a hungry python. If she catches me on the toilet I will hear about it all week with her liberal abortionist bullshit “oh Uncle Sam called he wants his chocolate soufflé, why don’t you go gently caress him” or “I bet toilet seats as cold as your sewer wife!”. And then we have weird sweaty sex for a few hours to make up, like face to face mashed into each other, no kissing, breathing in each other’s mouths, sitting Indian style, light penetration, farting almost continuously, until she declares “I am your toilet honey, it’s me, the backyard is for pee, I am for poop, reject your porcelain deity and come into the light with me, I can see the future when I eat your make”.
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Wifi Toilet posted:Here's my shitter OP. I hope this helps your thread. Truly an enchanting isle of hwite marble
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May 6, 2020 15:30
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The lever broke on mine yesterday, so I'm visiting Home Depot for a replacement. What a timely thread.
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May 6, 2020 15:38
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MY BATHROOM IS GREEN I PISS AND poo poo INTO A HOLE IN THE FLOOR I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:The lever broke on mine yesterday, so I'm visiting Home Depot for a replacement. What a timely thread. I doubt you can just buy the lever. According to a plumber I once quizzed, dunny manufacturers are big on planned obsolescence. Let us know how you fare.
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BigBadSteve posted:I doubt you can just buy the lever. According to a plumber I once quizzed, dunny manufacturers are big on planned obsolescence. Let us know how you fare. There were.like twelve toilet leavers at home depot to choose, so I picked the prettiest one for $12 and brought it home. My flushes now ring true. Oddly the real story was how my car battery finally gave up the ghost, and how one of my terminals need replacing due to years of corrosion. More adventures, tomorrow!
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I probably owe it a lot of apologies.
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