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When I was a little boy my very lispy gay grandfather gave me, in front of my whole Mother's side of the family, a pair of battery operated boys underwear with a Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer with a big red light up nose at the crotch part. When the button was pressed it would play the Rudolph Christmas jingle while the nose flashed. I chuckled to myself. This is clearly a gag gift. Imagine my shock and horror when my family actually expected little ol me to model this monstrosity. And I did. They accused me of being rude if I didn't show gratitude for my gift. I paraded myself around my whole family with my blinky crotch. It was the second most flamboyant Christmas I ever had. What about you, goons?
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Sid Vicious posted:That's so hosed up Jokes on them, my family is all dead lol!!
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Drunk Nerds posted:One Christmas my grandma gave me a gram of crack cocaine. "We have meth at home, dear"
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