Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

At one Christmas my Mom got me a paper shredder, and my brother got me a battery pack for jumping a dead car battery. OK, that's cool. Thanks.

Only my Mom gave me her old paper shredder, and kept the one she bought for me, and my brother did the same hing with the battery pack.

So, I got two used gifts, and my Mom ended up buying me the wrong book I asked for, and my brother bought me a sweatshirt completely opposite of what I asked for.

"It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family."

Now I simply ask for gift cards. They can't gently caress that up.